Stop, Egg Thief!

Sangomon finds herself locked in a fierce battle with Elecmon, the protector of digieggs and in-training digimon. No matter what she says, nothing will convince him that she didn't steal any digieggs, which means she only has two choices left: win this fight, or have her data reset back to her egg form and live out her second life as Elecmon's child...

Back in cyberpunk Japan, Shelbie and Wispy have a lot of tasks on their to-do list to get themselves set up as cleaners and transition to their new lives. Nothing exciting, but if paperwork wasn't important, no one would make us do it, right?

The Digimon system we're using is being homebrewed by Lio as we play test it. Our theme song and graphics were made using AI, and the background music in most episodes comes from M4S on Spotify.

Transcript

SPEAKER_17 0:00

Hi, it's Little Chomp and welcome back to the Chaos Crew 2. This is our third session, second recorded session of our Digimon game. Uh I am so far behind that I'm not making fresh recaps. I'm gonna leave in the ones that are recorded at the time of the session. So I'll let us get straight into that and I'll see you on the other side. Bye. Last time Polio was waiting to hear what I was gonna do about my sapatami being poisoned with his bad apples or whatever, and I decided that I would take Whispy with me, and so then he made my Sapotama glow and blue sparkles and the building's power flickered and everything, and then it hatched into a little mollusk with coral on its head that immediately bit me. Great time! Having a great time. Oleo yelled at me about needing to register as a cleaner as quickly as it could, and I was like, I stopped to get my sapatama fixed, or whatever. He's like, Well, I'm taking this little one and will be gone for two months. Have fun, and he left. I started trying to make my way to the Zapatama store and bumped into some fancy guy who's really mean in the cleaner area. I don't know his name, but he said his Digimon's name, so I have that. I got to the Sapatama store and left my Sapatama with Ganagi Toru, whose name I've written. Uh, and asked him for recommendations of where to spend an hour, and he said there was a bar down the street, so I went in there and some of my co-workers were there. And they invited me to sit with them, even though I basically didn't have a wallet. And that was going okay, talking about the kids in work and decline of society. So there was a crash in the kitchen, because Wispy floated through a wall and was back there somewhere, and then there were cooks shouting about there being a ghost in there. And I tried to talk my way in as some sort of psychic, but they didn't go for it. So then I was having a bit of a meltdown in the staff hallway, and Isobe came over and was like, Are you okay? And I'm like, No, I am very not okay. So I told him part of the truth, um, that I got jumped in an alley and that I think Digimon are real, and there's one in the kitchen, and we need to save it. And he told me about his imaginary friend and was like, I got this, I'll see you at work tomorrow. And then he bolted over the bar and started smashing bottles everywhere, and I ran into the kitchen, was trying to find wispy, and he was like curled up in the little cabinet and looked all scared and small and not scary for the first time. He told me that he needed his egg, and so I helped him to hide in the dumpster. I watched Isabay get arrested, I went to the Sapatama store. The guy called my dad and they wanted to give me a new egg, but they said Polio said earlier that the Digimon are linked to specific Sapatamas, so I have to keep this one, but the guy doesn't understand why I don't want a new one, and we're just talking in circles, and I'm getting more and more stressed out, and he finally just gave me the egg and told me to forget his name and not come back. So I went to the alley and I got my friend out of the dumpster, and then we were making our way to the military base so we could register as cleaners. Meanwhile, Polio was taking Sangomon to some sort of shady place with Dr. Raul, who doesn't want to see him, and he spent all of my character's money buying a one-way trip to the server room. Also, apparently Yggdrasil. And um I'm gonna be honest, Sangomon would not have paid attention to what he said about where we were going, so I didn't write that down. But we went through one of the smaller portals and fell from the sky, and both messed up our roles and uh slammed into the ground, but luckily it was made of foam, and then Sangomon declared they were going to be king of this castle and started climbing up here, and Polio was like, Well, that's good for you, I'm out. And then Alecmon was like, Stop, egg thief! And Sangomon was like, Yeah, egg thief! And then Alecmon attacked the tower that I'm on and it's fallen over. Songomon doesn't know what's going on, but egg thieving sounds bad, so we're opposed to that.

SPEAKER_09 5:16

Yeah. Yeah. You should be.

SPEAKER_02 5:20

We are! We don't know why we're falling, but we are opposed to the egg thief, and once we find them, it's gonna be bad.

SPEAKER_16 5:34

Yep. That's what I got.

SPEAKER_09 5:38

Looks like I'm just finding my thing here. So we are in the town of beginnings or village of beginnings as many Is this just a nursery?

SPEAKER_06 5:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_17 5:59

Oh okay. Um that's sweet.

SPEAKER_09 6:05

Alright. Uh so we have a showdown as Alecmon starts charging at you. He is going to try and headbutt the shit out of you. Uh he is going to make a brawn check.

SPEAKER_01 6:23

Okay.

SPEAKER_09 6:26

Uh, you can try to avoid dodge this with flight. Uh you can try and tank it with uh brawn. Uh, or you can use you can tell me some other way you manage to try and flip avoidance if oh wait. Does Sangoman doesn't have unnatural reflexes, do they?

SPEAKER_17 6:48

Absolutely not.

SPEAKER_09 6:48

Cool.

SPEAKER_17 6:49

This is a beat. Uh you can.

SPEAKER_09 6:50

So I think it's just durability. You can just roll me durability then.

SPEAKER_17 6:55

Yep.

SPEAKER_13 7:00

Five!

SPEAKER_09 7:01

Okay. You beat that as my points. With its D8, it's still rolling that one as it headbutts you in the chest as you stand there just looking down at Electmon. It doesn't hurt that much as it backs up uh growling at you. Um you are up, Sangomon.

SPEAKER_12 7:29

I'm just like, why did you do that?

SPEAKER_07 7:34

Egg thief! I'm gonna take you out and no one's gonna miss you at all.

SPEAKER_12 7:41

Not even Shelby?

SPEAKER_07 7:43

And especially not Shelby!

SPEAKER_16 7:50

Doesn't even know who Shelby is, but the answer is Especially not them.

SPEAKER_17 7:55

Okay, um, I wanna use my signature technique because I get a Yes plus two techniques for that.

SPEAKER_09 8:08

Uh signature techniques give you a plus three as if it was a skill that.

SPEAKER_02 8:14

Okay.

SPEAKER_17 8:14

Uh now Sangomon's uh techn uh signature technique is coral pressure, where I shoot high pressure water from the holes at the ends of my arms. Is a water type attack. And water and electric are not in the same triangle.

SPEAKER_09 8:36

Now I would just love to ask you what type of uh what's the attribute of It is a data. Electmon? He's a data.

SPEAKER_17 8:47

I looked this all up and filled it.

SPEAKER_09 8:48

We're just straight, straight.

SPEAKER_17 8:50

Woo!

SPEAKER_09 8:50

Data burst data. Uh he is an electric type Digimon, but I guess it's okay. That only affects when it's attacking.

SPEAKER_17 9:00

It doesn't affect Well, it wouldn't affect me anyway, because we're in different triangles. It's in the triangle with wind and earth. Perfect.

SPEAKER_09 9:08

Ah, good. Yep, you're fine.

SPEAKER_17 9:10

Yep. Um okay. Um, so I feel like a fire hose is a brawn type of thing because it's just raw power, but would you want me to roll something else?

SPEAKER_09 9:27

I think it's uh, as you said, just a pure uh brawn type check, the water pressure.

SPEAKER_17 9:36

And then the only other question I have is when Wispy rolled an attack, they got a bonus from their trainer. Am I rolling this as if Sago has no trainer? Yeah, okay. So no trainer bonus right now.

SPEAKER_09 9:54

To get that bonus, essentially the trainer has to give up their action.

SPEAKER_12 9:58

Oh.

SPEAKER_09 9:59

Uh, to essentially provide a bonus to all roles and stuff.

SPEAKER_17 10:05

So the trainer bonus is basically use the help action to give your b or give your Digimon a boost. Okay. Yes. That's the other thing I should put in my notes, is like the rules.

SPEAKER_09 10:19

I should just write out these rules and have them ready to go. No, you have enough.

SPEAKER_17 10:25

Well then for them, yes. Okay.

SPEAKER_09 10:28

So Elecmon does have the uh unnatural reflexes. So he's gonna try and uh dodge this with a flight check first. Does not succeed, so he's gonna roll a durability. Now this is his best stat. As he doesn't move out of the way fast enough as the pressure hits him, but you watch him just like hanks through it as he's pushed back, he stands up wet, but not a wet cat. Just a wet cat as he growls forth at you as he you're going to regret that for sure. Alright. Uh any movement or that? You have 30 feet.

SPEAKER_00 11:17

Um.

SPEAKER_09 11:19

I should put that on the sheet somewhere. I've got to update these sheets again.

SPEAKER_17 11:23

Don't worry about it.

SPEAKER_09 11:24

Every time I do that, I'm playing with fire.

SPEAKER_17 11:27

Uh it's fine with me if you don't. Um. Is cover a thing in this game or not really?

SPEAKER_09 11:35

Uh cover's not really a thing. Okay, cool.

SPEAKER_17 11:40

Like, I'm gonna walk towards this thing with sharp teeth, because I have sharp teeth.

SPEAKER_09 11:46

Alright. There are no opportunity attacks or anything, but yeah.

SPEAKER_17 11:52

So Sangamon just kind of shoots some water out of its feet and like swoosh on a little wave to get over towards this big toothy guy.

SPEAKER_09 12:04

Alright, alright. He's gonna charge up and try and uh headbutt you again. Um, what's his signature?

SPEAKER_16 12:12

That's what I'm wondering. Why does he only know headbutt?

SPEAKER_09 12:17

He does know st uh static bite. As he rushes forth, his uh teeth start charging with electricity. He's gonna try and bite you.

SPEAKER_17 12:30

So this As much as I want this not to land, and for neither of us to land.

SPEAKER_09 12:36

It's a nine.

SPEAKER_17 12:37

Oh, it's it's 100% going to. I will roll durability just in case it latters.

SPEAKER_09 12:43

But if it doesn't Don't forget you can use tokens.

SPEAKER_17 12:47

Oh, have I gotten any from this stuff? I'm not used to adding.

SPEAKER_09 12:51

You start on durability already. They're gone. You are uh you are fucked in.

unknown 13:00

Yep.

SPEAKER_09 13:01

Congratulations.

SPEAKER_17 13:02

Okay, so I haven't failed any roles yet.

SPEAKER_09 13:06

No, not yet.

SPEAKER_17 13:07

Alright, cool. We're probably gonna get one here.

SPEAKER_09 13:09

Alright. Alright. Yep. That is a failure.

SPEAKER_02 13:15

Gonna immediately spend that on durability.

SPEAKER_09 13:20

Great plan. As he comes in, he snaps onto you as this static just pulsates through you. Uh yeah, that did not feel nice. Uh, you take one point of major damage.

unknown 13:40

Okay.

SPEAKER_09 13:42

Uh I hope that you have bought the thing that gives you two, or else you are done.

SPEAKER_17 13:48

I did. The end of last session, my last two points that I had, I got injury prone, so I can take one more of those.

SPEAKER_09 14:00

Lovely. Uh that is your turn. Oh, that is his turn, sorry. Uh as he snaps on just biting you. It hurts. What are you doing? Let's see. No egg thief will come through here and take what I have.

SPEAKER_12 14:25

I didn't do it.

SPEAKER_07 14:27

I'll pr I'll protect all these babies, and you'll never live to see the day where you'll get a baby.

SPEAKER_12 14:36

Why can't I protect the babies too?

SPEAKER_07 14:40

That's my job! Don't ever try to take my job.

SPEAKER_02 14:45

Hold my hand out and I'm gonna try the water posing. Hold my hand up as the water comes blasting out.

SPEAKER_17 14:59

I'm like, it's shall be!

SPEAKER_02 15:03

Six.

SPEAKER_09 15:04

Six? I'm gonna roll to dodge here.

SPEAKER_02 15:08

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_09 15:09

Uh five, that is. Yeah, rolling bad.

SPEAKER_16 15:13

Thank you, Elecmon. Your durability's probably still gonna tank this, but yeah.

SPEAKER_09 15:20

There's an eight. There's once again he takes it the water pressure just in his face as he just stop that. Uh, don't forget, uh, in theory that's failure, so take a token. You would also get one for the other attack that you found.

SPEAKER_17 15:36

Oh, okay. So if my attack doesn't make it past both of their roles, then that counts as a failure, even if it beats their okay.

SPEAKER_09 15:47

Yes. Alright. He's gonna go for another attack here.

SPEAKER_17 15:53

Wait, um I'm gonna die on top of this thing, so I'll uh run over here and scramble up on top of the big toothy thing. Sure. It doesn't do anything. His movement speed is the same as mine, but I mean, just look.

SPEAKER_09 16:17

As he sits there, as he get off of that! You're not allowed up there! No!

SPEAKER_07 16:22

That's dangerous!

SPEAKER_12 16:24

No, it Damn there is dangerous!

SPEAKER_09 16:29

I'm gonna get you uh, he sits there. He's going to uh he's gonna try and shock you with electricity.

SPEAKER_17 16:39

Okay.

SPEAKER_09 16:40

Uh as he sends a volt wave towards you, essentially.

SPEAKER_17 16:44

Is this like a modified version of his special or his signature?

SPEAKER_09 16:48

Uh this is this is not part of his signature, this is a thing. Also, the signature, you can use it in many different ways uh to get that plus three thing. Uh most signatures will drain your e-pulse. Uh if you do it enough times, I will give you a minor injury. Okay, well that's good to know.

SPEAKER_17 17:13

Alright, let me get that durability.

SPEAKER_09 17:16

It's hard enough. I should I should like put a tap on it, but I'm like, we'll I'll work it in where I want to. I'll figure out how many I will allow.

SPEAKER_17 17:27

If it's too obnoxious, you'll know.

SPEAKER_09 17:31

It's a lot easier when you have a trainer with you. Uh so that's not good enough.

SPEAKER_17 17:38

No, it's not. If I used my two, it won't ladder, but I'd be at exactly seven. What happens if I meet it?

SPEAKER_09 17:49

Uh usually. Hmm. Meets beats. Usually.

SPEAKER_17 17:56

I think you said before you prefer the player in those situations, but I don't remember.

SPEAKER_09 18:02

I usually prefer player, but I'm also sitting here like meets I feel like meats beat, but at the same time, if it's if the difference isn't like the previous difference between the attacks was five. If it's under five, you only take a minor wound.

SPEAKER_17 18:23

Okay. So why did I take a major wound last time?

SPEAKER_09 18:27

Because he rolled a nine, you rolled a four. That's exactly five.

SPEAKER_17 18:32

Oh, oh, okay, yeah. Sorry.

SPEAKER_09 18:35

So no matter what here, you will only take a minor wound.

SPEAKER_17 18:39

Okay.

SPEAKER_09 18:41

As yeah. Uh you are struck with lightning. Uh take a uh what's its name? It's you're a token as you fail. Oh! Uh but it does you aren't dropped as you take one minor way. Alright, alright. You're cuspin' that like line.

SPEAKER_17 19:04

Oh, I know. Four failures so far this session. Let's go!

SPEAKER_09 19:11

Dawn it.

SPEAKER_17 19:15

Uh now the fun question is do I want to spend them on stats? Do I want to save them to try to ladder dice?

SPEAKER_02 19:23

Or do I want to just buy plus two minor wounds right now?

SPEAKER_08 19:29

I will say the minor wounds one isn't working properly.

SPEAKER_17 19:35

Okay. I could put three in brawn and be closer to that four. Let's put three in brawn, why not? Done. Okay, so he zapped me with electricity. Did he move?

SPEAKER_07 19:56

Uh no.

SPEAKER_17 20:00

I'm gonna move on to the center of this thing's head. It's like the weirdest.

SPEAKER_00 20:14

The weirdest weird thing. Okay.

SPEAKER_17 20:26

I don't know how flexible the water is allowed to be, and because I started with DD, I'm used to like ice being the main thing. Um, but I don't think I hate this guy. He's trying to protect eggs, he's trying to kill me as well.

SPEAKER_09 20:48

Uh and he's nearly done so.

SPEAKER_17 20:51

And he's nearly done so, yeah.

SPEAKER_09 20:53

He's achieved a lot today.

SPEAKER_17 20:55

She really has. He's doing great. Um. Sure, let's Man.

SPEAKER_09 21:02

If only Polio was in, maybe it'd help.

SPEAKER_17 21:06

Probably not.

SPEAKER_09 21:07

Um, a plus six to all your roles.

SPEAKER_17 21:11

Oh, it would help my roles, but would he help? I don't know.

SPEAKER_09 21:17

Who knows?

SPEAKER_17 21:18

Okay. Um, what happens if I want to try using the water defensively to like make a a wall or a dome around myself? Is that a thing I can do?

SPEAKER_09 21:35

Sure. You can um so usually to do anything defensively, you have to have uh the skill. But if you want to spend your action to like make a dome or that, yeah, when I attack you, I want a bonus to durability. It's not gonna be a bonus to durability, it'll be I will then roll. Against your uh if it's a dome, it's probably a brain.

SPEAKER_17 22:08

Not that that matters for this.

SPEAKER_09 22:11

And then it'll go against you.

SPEAKER_17 22:13

This character, but sure. Let's just do something different this time. I will spend my action to make a you prepare defensively, alright?

SPEAKER_09 22:23

Uh his turn he's gonna go for another shock and attack. So he's gonna roll seven. Uh you can give me a brain check with plus three because it's a signature ability.

SPEAKER_17 22:37

Okay. I realize these are like the worst tactics ever, but I'm still learning the WHAT is that?

SPEAKER_09 22:44

Holy fuck! You just blew up to a D12! As this thing smashes into uh the electricity comes forth, but as it hits this thing or this wall of water, it just expands out. Uh there is a system that I had which was uh 10 over the stat was meant to be a thing of like you can retaliate. Oh do you want to retaliate here?

SPEAKER_03 23:16

Um Jesus Christ. Wow.

SPEAKER_09 23:27

That's how quickly ladders can go.

SPEAKER_17 23:29

Wow! So in case I do anything with the audio, um, I rolled a D4 and I got a 4d1. Okay. Um, so if I want to retaliate, this is just a probably can't roll brains so daddy. You're gonna be like, tell me how, and I'm gonna be like, I don't know, I'm not smart.

SPEAKER_09 23:54

Um apparently Sangomon is.

SPEAKER_17 23:57

Apparently Sangomon is. Um, can they are now? Um I was gonna say using like centripetal force or something, but like electricity wouldn't cause that, so that's not something we can manipulate. How do you use brains to shoot water at some point?

SPEAKER_09 24:32

So a long-ranged attack uh usually is grit because grit is more like perception. Um is more like your full forcing. Brains is sort of like using it tactically in some way a lot of the time. Uh flight is your speed one. Right. Charm is Charm is charisma. Charm is to seduce and durability is tanky sort of stuff.

SPEAKER_02 25:03

I'm sorry. You said charm is to seduce, and I'm like, I freeze the tail a fan tail ice.

SPEAKER_09 25:15

That's it. That's what you do. It's canon now.

SPEAKER_08 25:21

Roll the charm, Jack.

SPEAKER_09 25:35

Are you you're spamming signature technique?

SPEAKER_17 25:38

No, I'm asking. This is this is retaliation. That was part of the defensive thing that was part of the signature technique. Does the three apply to this? So this is a different thing.

SPEAKER_02 25:49

It wouldn't apply to this. Alright, zero. Got it. Okay, good luck, kiddo.

SPEAKER_07 26:00

It's you.

SPEAKER_09 26:01

Ha ha! Waterfall. You could blow that up with a token.

SPEAKER_17 26:07

Uh I don't have any. I spent them all on Rod!

SPEAKER_09 26:13

You gotta stop doing that. You gotta you gotta have your tokens ready.

SPEAKER_17 26:18

Can I take one back and spend it on this because it's funny?

SPEAKER_08 26:22

Sure.

SPEAKER_17 26:23

Yay!

SPEAKER_02 26:27

Okay, it's still just eight, but so eight altogether.

SPEAKER_09 26:32

That's pretty good.

SPEAKER_16 26:33

If I had saved all of them, I could have laddered that again.

SPEAKER_08 26:38

This is the problem with people spending their shit so quickly.

SPEAKER_09 26:44

I'm like, yes, it's good to have stats, but you need to get those dice up or else you're gonna be fucked up.

SPEAKER_13 26:52

Okay.

SPEAKER_09 26:53

Alright. Uh, so I'm gonna roll uh 41.

SPEAKER_17 27:00

Broke me. He's flighting out of the way of my fantail?

SPEAKER_09 27:05

It's not even an entire sorry, uh, he's gonna grit.

SPEAKER_02 27:10

I'm just trying to look cute. He's that's a poor.

SPEAKER_09 27:19

He's confused. What are you trying to do? I don't I don't understand. Uh he's gonna roll a brains check to not suffer mental damage. Um He suffers one minor injury.

SPEAKER_07 27:40

See what what is going on? What are you doing? What's with what's with the fan and the things? I wanna do I don't How does that achieve that? It's you made a tail of water! It's it's impressive!

SPEAKER_12 28:08

You're not shooting me right now!

SPEAKER_07 28:11

Fuck, you're right!

SPEAKER_09 28:14

Uh it is your turn. I will say Elecmon is currently stunned in a way, so any attack will be made at advantage.

SPEAKER_02 28:25

It's such a horrible thing to do! Um Okay.

SPEAKER_17 28:31

Let me just make sure though. This is a this is a dumb thing to say, but the 41 was me using my action defensively, and the retaliation was a follow-up on that succeeding. I think it's actually his turn, unless you stunned him for the round because of the brains thing, and you're giving me another turn.

SPEAKER_09 28:56

No, no. So he attacked you, you did your thing, you rolled a 40, which, if you get over 10, like 10 above their role, the attacker, you get to make a reaction.

SPEAKER_17 29:11

Okay, okay, okay, okay. I just wanted to make sure that we didn't get thrown off by that.

SPEAKER_09 29:15

So you get your own turn. No, no, I'm I'm I've covered my trip, so I don't know what I'm doing. I'm the only person that knows how to that is correct.

SPEAKER_17 29:27

Um okay, okay. I really want to be friends with this thing. Uh because it's better than it killing me. Um if I wanna talk to it, I'm assuming it's probably gonna be brains or charm, but it'll depend on what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_09 29:52

Probably, yeah.

SPEAKER_10 29:55

Oh man. He's not gonna bleed me, he's just gonna shoot me again.

SPEAKER_17 30:04

You're giving me advantage and I don't want to take it because it seems like a nice- It's not like you're killing this Digimon, by the way.

SPEAKER_09 30:16

You can only- So when you hit all of your boxes, by the way, you are considered downed. Only if they attack you after that, which is a real tick move, okay will you die.

SPEAKER_17 30:28

So there there's not really a damage of destroying this guy right now. Okay. Well, like if I You're not Like you just said he's not gonna die.

SPEAKER_09 30:40

If you roll like a 70, if you roll like a 50 and he rolls a two, maybe?

SPEAKER_17 30:46

I I want I want non-le Okay. So you said long range water attack will be probably grit. Um, can I turn the fantail into missiles and like shoot them at him?

SPEAKER_09 31:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_17 31:12

Okay, what do you want for that?

SPEAKER_09 31:16

I would love for you to roll me a brain check to try and figure out how How to do that? How uh the the Do you need to roll a brain check? Yeah, roll me a brain check to figure out how uh solidification and uh transference of energy exothermic uh the exothermic process behind freezing.

SPEAKER_17 31:47

Oh no. Okay. Um then last question just so I can try to get this into my head.

SPEAKER_09 31:56

Um Do I add the signature thing every time I use water, or can I have basic level water attacks or f You just have basic level water attacks without the thing, as long as you're a it is your element.

SPEAKER_17 32:16

Okay, so I don't like I could add the plus three if I wanted to risk the hurting myself, but I don't have to just because I'm using water. Yes. Okay, let's roll with that. Uh-oh. You've remembered our relationship, I see.

SPEAKER_09 32:37

He's gonna try and flight check out of the way. Oh he does flight check out of the way. Alright, well don't forget to take a token as I I feel like things snam near him, he just looks up at the I see! It was all a ploy to distract me.

SPEAKER_07 33:01

Ah you are obviously an evil Digimon, Sangagun. I just guessed You admitted you were two seconds ago. That's right!

SPEAKER_08 33:34

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 33:35

Uh I'm like waiting, is he gonna attack? Are we just talking again? Yeah, he's gonna attack.

SPEAKER_09 33:42

He's gonna send another grit uh check UA as he sends another bit of lightning. And see, stand still the whilst I destroy you! Uh seven. Okay. It's a five.

SPEAKER_17 33:57

Oh, it shouldn't be with advantage. I gotta turn that back.

SPEAKER_09 34:00

I'll roll again.

SPEAKER_17 34:01

Roll again, you're fine.

SPEAKER_09 34:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_17 34:04

Alright. That's also a seven. But if I spend my one, I can ladder my dice!

SPEAKER_09 34:12

You can. Woo! It's a twelve. It's not over by ten, but it is enough as the lightning comes at you. It hits you, but uh the electricity sparks off as you stand back up looking down at him. As he Are you dead yet?

SPEAKER_12 34:32

Yes!

SPEAKER_07 34:35

Ah good. It seems that I have achieved my job. Wait a minute!

SPEAKER_02 34:45

You're a fucking act hurt and see if you'll just leave.

SPEAKER_09 34:51

He's realized, he's figured it out.

SPEAKER_02 34:53

Dang it! I missed the moment.

SPEAKER_09 34:57

Yeah, you had a second.

SPEAKER_02 35:01

Oh it would have been so good.

SPEAKER_17 35:06

How hurt is he looking? And what do we look like? Do we have like data glitches?

SPEAKER_09 35:11

He has taken one minor damage. This whole time you have inflicted a single minor damage on him.

SPEAKER_04 35:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 35:28

Was that the psychic damage? Yes.

SPEAKER_09 35:47

Okay. Rolling grit shit.

SPEAKER_02 35:51

I should honestly just keep trying to sculpt myself into an elect one, because that's the only thing that's a worker.

SPEAKER_16 35:58

Alright, let me just take a token for that, because that sucks.

SPEAKER_09 36:04

Let me well I've gotta roll first.

SPEAKER_17 36:07

There's a I think his durability modifiers higher than two.

SPEAKER_09 36:13

Yes.

SPEAKER_16 36:14

Well then there's not a chance that he's gonna fail.

SPEAKER_09 36:19

Uh so take a token as it misses him as he. Ah, I see you are bad at firing things.

SPEAKER_07 36:32

Unfortunately for you I have some eight.

SPEAKER_09 36:42

Electricity. This is just back and forth, water and electricity just smashed against each other.

SPEAKER_02 36:49

Yeah!

SPEAKER_09 36:50

Okay, that's a minor not enough. Uh that would be a minor, which uh would bring you to two mages, I believe.

SPEAKER_16 36:58

It does!

SPEAKER_09 37:00

Which would knock you down. You could up it by one. Uh would it change anything? If you meet uh Do you have any tokens?

SPEAKER_02 37:11

I have one.

SPEAKER_09 37:13

Uh yeah, you could up it by one. As I said, I favor the people.

SPEAKER_17 37:19

Sure, let's drag this out by one more one more round.

SPEAKER_09 37:26

Alright.

SPEAKER_15 37:27

Alright.

SPEAKER_09 37:28

Uh you are up then. Let's see. Ah! My mortal nemesis Sango Man!

SPEAKER_07 37:35

It seems you have evaded my electricity once again. Because I'm trying to kill you! And then once you're reborn, I'll look after you in your baby form and make you and you will become my child.

SPEAKER_06 38:05

I'm seriously thinking about it. Like oh, Digimon.

SPEAKER_17 38:12

I'm like, that's that's not the worst! It's not the worst of me.

SPEAKER_07 38:18

I'm okay with this. I'm resigned.

SPEAKER_17 38:22

I might be. See, I'm at the same turning point I was at with Shelby. I'm at range, right? I could close and attack from there. But but do I want to? And I have put two points into brawn, so I probably should get closer.

SPEAKER_09 38:41

Yeah, but Braun is probably your best bet.

SPEAKER_02 38:44

But I would have to leave my large tooth friend here.

SPEAKER_17 38:53

It's okay. It's okay. We're not that dumb, we're just young. Oh. Alright. I'm gonna spray water from my feet and come sliding down off of the head of this large toothy creature and then slam down into him while shooting water out of my hand. So I'm gonna do the signature one again. And I'm gonna miss horribly, but it was a beautiful description.

SPEAKER_09 39:28

It's a great description. It's a shame it would be so sh- Seven.

SPEAKER_16 39:34

Uh no tokens, no nothing. Just seven.

SPEAKER_06 39:40

That's five, you hit.

SPEAKER_17 39:42

Okay But durability is his best, so do I. No. Ten.

SPEAKER_09 39:51

Shoot you with water or he sits there as he takes it as he I see you have chosen violence. I always choose violence. Uh he's gonna try and bite you.

SPEAKER_02 40:09

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_09 40:12

It's a six.

SPEAKER_10 40:17

Oh.

SPEAKER_09 40:23

Just reef him off. As he will take you down, Sangamon. Uh it is your turn.

SPEAKER_02 40:32

I am so tempted to just hug this thing because it's not like attacking does anything.

SPEAKER_08 40:42

You know.

SPEAKER_17 40:51

Okay, as he tries to bite me, I'm going to like crouch down just a little to get my arm out of the way, and then I'm going to try to hug him.

SPEAKER_09 41:06

Okay. Charm?

SPEAKER_16 41:09

I'll do brawn if you want brawn. My dice for charm is better, but whatever.

SPEAKER_09 41:14

It is it is a brawn because it's a grapple. I want to hug him.

SPEAKER_17 41:22

Do your wrestling move, jump! Okay.

SPEAKER_09 41:24

Oh fuck.

SPEAKER_12 41:27

Why did you have to make it, Braun?

SPEAKER_02 41:34

If I do anything with the audio, that's a 34.

SPEAKER_09 41:40

That is a 34?

SPEAKER_02 41:43

Versus a full.

SPEAKER_07 41:48

He sits there and say, ah! A crushing technique! I will show you how to crush.

SPEAKER_09 41:55

He's going to reverse bare hug you. You can roll a prawn birth or a fly to DC's bed.

SPEAKER_02 42:03

Oh my gosh, I'm gonna die in this Digimon's arms.

SPEAKER_08 42:12

It is going to be beautiful.

SPEAKER_02 42:15

Okay. How are you not? I could ladder that and I'm going to! And it won't matter.

SPEAKER_17 42:27

As I take another minor injury and hit two majors.

SPEAKER_08 42:34

Oh, beautiful. No more tokens here. No! I spent the two laddering my dice!

SPEAKER_09 42:41

As he crushes a monster. Just checking you in as.

SPEAKER_02 42:47

Digimon don't get the sleep.

SPEAKER_17 42:49

Digimon don't get the poof of like ten adversity tokens when they almost pass out, right? That's just the Digimon. Yeah, they do. They do. Yeah. When was I supposed to get that ten?

SPEAKER_09 43:02

When you're on your last, like if it is the if you take one before your last, as long as you have an injury uh thing. Uh injury prone or that.

SPEAKER_17 43:16

So when I was supposed to have those already.

SPEAKER_09 43:21

You get them.

SPEAKER_17 43:23

Oh okay. Now I have to decide if I want to poetically pass out in this thing's arms or if I wanna keep fighting.

SPEAKER_09 43:34

You'd spend four and blow that ladder up.

SPEAKER_17 43:37

This is a beautiful way to go down, though.

SPEAKER_09 43:40

Um Yeah, he wraps his arms around and starts squeezing as he go to sleep, Sangerman.

SPEAKER_17 43:47

Okay, I'm gonna ladder it. 16.

SPEAKER_09 43:53

That is enough, as you he squeezes in as you like push your arms out and you push him up as he Oh no!

SPEAKER_07 44:01

You have learnt the strength of courage and things!

SPEAKER_02 44:08

I am so confused by this weird battle of attrition.

SPEAKER_08 44:14

You are up!

SPEAKER_02 44:16

I know! Okay!

SPEAKER_08 44:18

Oh no, sorry.

SPEAKER_07 44:19

He's up!

SPEAKER_02 44:20

He's up!

SPEAKER_07 44:25

Oh no! Quick quick bite attack, Electman! Who is me?

unknown 44:33

What?

SPEAKER_07 44:37

Uh be quiet! Oh Jesus! Oh no! You're learning! As we go on, you're learning my moves!

SPEAKER_09 44:52

This time it doesn't hurt as much.

SPEAKER_07 44:55

Oh, this is a bad time.

SPEAKER_17 45:04

Can I like slap him and then shoot water out as it's coming into contact with his face?

SPEAKER_09 45:12

Yeah, give me uh uh as it comes forth hitting into it yeah, give me a braun check.

SPEAKER_16 45:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 45:22

What is it?

SPEAKER_08 45:24

Holy shit.

SPEAKER_02 45:26

That second wind! Holy shit.

SPEAKER_08 45:34

As he does that, as you put it on his face.

SPEAKER_09 45:42

As he Oh no, this is bad! As water just gushes as he is thrown uh and uh smashes across the thing uh as he goes unconscious. Congratulations, you've beaten your first battle. Uh you may take five adversity tokens, Chump.

SPEAKER_17 46:09

If you just win fights, it will help.

SPEAKER_09 46:14

Winning fights helps. Okay, so completing quests helps.

SPEAKER_17 46:19

Question. I love that. That's great. Um quick recovery affects my Digimon as a well. Do I take an injury off for her? No.

SPEAKER_09 46:37

Only when the scene ends.

SPEAKER_17 46:38

Only when the scene ends. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Oh no. Um shoot, I have 11. I gotta figure out what I want to do.

SPEAKER_09 46:52

Um I really wish Lekmon goes down. We have you stand there, Sangamon, as you yeah. Oh, hey, yeah, I think I think that I found where we need to go. Oh shit, that's a Lekmon. Uh-oh. That's who we were. Well, Sangamon. That's perfectly fine. You gotta beat the shit out of people if they started.

SPEAKER_11 47:22

Oh, but well you said somebody stole eggs. And also that if I died and Oh eggs!

SPEAKER_07 47:29

Oh god, that's an egg thing!

SPEAKER_11 47:31

And came back, then you would be my dad, and I don't understand that.

SPEAKER_09 47:36

Yeah, yeah, Lekmon's ever a Digimon's dad in a way. That's just what Electmon does. You didn't kill him, did ya? Nah, he's still live. He's not digitizing. He'd be an egg right now if we killed him.

SPEAKER_12 47:54

Is it okay for him to be passed off?

SPEAKER_09 47:56

Is that yeah, it just means that we're gonna have to sit here and wait for him to wake up. Uh till then, he literally drops a bunch of stuff and starts lighting a fire. I guess we'll have ourselves a cookout. So he picks up a Digimon egg that's near him. I wonder. Uh, meanwhile, back in the human world. Who knows?

SPEAKER_17 48:28

If he tries, I'm gonna shoot him in the face with water.

SPEAKER_07 48:33

You don't want to stop that fight.

SPEAKER_02 48:35

I may not want to, but I might need to.

SPEAKER_17 48:45

Oh, look at that bag head! Can I see it bigger?

SPEAKER_05 48:51

Of course you can.

SPEAKER_15 48:57

Orange.

SPEAKER_09 49:02

Shifty. There you go. Yes, the clean a bag head. Oh, he's gonna vacuum.

SPEAKER_17 49:12

Right. Just gonna assume episode six is where it turns into Ghostbusters and they start uh Hey man.

SPEAKER_09 49:22

I wouldn't know.

SPEAKER_02 49:24

I wouldn't know either.

SPEAKER_09 49:27

Fucking how dare it not let me do the thing. Not give me dubbed.

SPEAKER_15 49:35

Right.

SPEAKER_09 49:35

Uh, cool. Alright, so you entered into this place, uh you would find a person here pretty much pretty much you walked into this office uh alongside Whispy. Uh as someone pretty much told you, yeah, uh also I have I know that you have a down that you had Wismon's signature technique. Uh Wismon's signature technique is not this.

SPEAKER_10 50:08

Why?

SPEAKER_09 50:09

Because Wismon's signature technique is his ghost powers. How he chameleons it. That's why he needed Epulse. It's not uh it burns and it burns them when it hits short, but it's not that they are respawn after they attack or that. That's just one thing it can do with this. Cause it's fire ghost powers, it's the same as chameleon shit. It's affecting the like heat around it to camouflage.

SPEAKER_04 50:44

Oh.

unknown 50:44

Okay.

SPEAKER_09 50:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_17 50:47

Still I'm gonna need this in written form somewhere. There's no way I'm gonna remember that.

SPEAKER_09 50:50

Yeah. I'm gonna get it for you. Don't worry.

SPEAKER_17 50:56

That is a little bit funny though, if it's like heat mirage, because then as I'm walking in places and he's invisible, it's just gonna be like there's just a hair dryer sensation around me.

SPEAKER_07 51:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_17 51:15

Can my hair float in the breeze like I'm in a shampoo commercial if he's gonna be doing hot air all the time?

SPEAKER_09 51:23

I mean, possibly. Like they can't go invisible, and unless you need him to go invisible. So that's one of the things that it has to be a part of a thing, and the powers you get are the are the powers there.

SPEAKER_17 52:00

Now I will always have to wonder what would have happened if I hadn't laddered the dice and everything went crazy, and I had just woken up as a Lechmon's kid.

SPEAKER_09 52:14

Uh new games. Okay.

SPEAKER_06 52:19

Uh that should be I do see it, I'm reading. Updated.

SPEAKER_15 52:31

Okay.

SPEAKER_09 52:34

Yeah. So essentially those wisps, by the way. Less wisps, more fireballs.

SPEAKER_17 52:42

Well, yeah, they've always kind of been fireballs with faces. Yeah. I liked that when I shot one of them, it turned into a cat face and was like, ah, and then bit somebody. I thought that was cute.

SPEAKER_09 52:55

That's because they all come out as cat faces. It's adorable. That's what I want them to be. And it's for a specific reason you'll see soon. Uh, cool. As you come in, you are.

SPEAKER_17 53:10

Okay, no, I gotta tell you what Songomon learned real fast, alright?

SPEAKER_09 53:14

Yes.

SPEAKER_17 53:15

So Songomon picked up injury resistant, so she can now take four major injuries and unnatural reflexes because she learned that moving faster helps. That's what she learned.

SPEAKER_09 53:30

That's a good learning.

SPEAKER_17 53:32

She's not like braided attacking, but she was basically just tanking that whole fight, and then.

SPEAKER_09 53:39

Yep.

SPEAKER_17 53:40

Oh, hey, the scene ended. Major injury or minor injury comes off? Um.

SPEAKER_09 53:45

One major injury comes off.

SPEAKER_17 53:47

Oh, nice. Okay. Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_09 53:52

Alright. Ready. So, at this point, you we switch back to Shelby. As you sit in an office across from you, a man filling out paperwork as he uh so we've pretty much set up your whole uh well we've uh we're registering you under the name Shelby. Mm-hmm. Uh Koji uh with Wispmon as your Digimon.

SPEAKER_04 54:20

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_09 54:22

Alright. Uh do you intend to do much bounty work?

SPEAKER_17 54:29

I uh haven't really decided yet. This is this day one.

SPEAKER_09 54:35

Let's see. Um, alright, the only thing for this.

SPEAKER_04 54:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 54:40

Uh just checking. So, cleaners are specialized government-sanctioned bounty hunters. Usually hired by the Ministry of Civil Protection to apprehend Rogue Digimon and their human partners. You should note that you do work for us. We can, whilst you can take bounties as you wish, at any point we can ask you to come in and do a job for us. That is how this works. You are freelance in a way, but at the same time, you still answer to orders from uh from the Ministry of Civil Protection.

SPEAKER_01 55:26

Okay.

SPEAKER_09 55:27

Uh you are so in theory you're a government employee now. Uh let me just add you to the data. Oh, you're already in the government database.

SPEAKER_04 55:36

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_09 55:37

Oh, it lists you as a teacher.

SPEAKER_03 55:39

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_09 55:40

I'll change that.

SPEAKER_03 55:42

So, fun question. Uh you don't happen to have like security at schools or other critical places.

SPEAKER_09 55:56

Why would we have Digimon don't usually attack schools?

SPEAKER_03 56:00

Uh okay.

SPEAKER_09 56:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 56:04

So I can't.

SPEAKER_09 56:05

There'd be no real reason they would go there.

SPEAKER_03 56:08

Work as a teacher until you call me to do something. I could do both.

SPEAKER_05 56:15

What you do in your time off is your your own thing.

SPEAKER_03 56:20

Yeah, but why are you deleting my job out of the database?

SPEAKER_09 56:26

Uh-oh. Okay. Um I will tell you, we do have to call and inform your school that this has happened. You have registered as a cleaner, and 80% of jobs probably won't keep on uh someone who has a Digimon with them.

SPEAKER_03 56:49

Okay. Why don't I why don't why don't you go ahead and and do that?

SPEAKER_17 56:58

And worst case, I guess I say goodbye to the kids and clear up my desk tomorrow. But if you tell them, then they'll at least know I'm not like I just don't want to quit on bad terms. I don't I don't know. Can you tell them? Let them choose yes.

SPEAKER_09 57:24

Great. I will I will tell them. I will call them uh when you leave here and tell them that uh we've registered you as a cleaner. Uh and they have all the opportunity in the world to change this. You do not wish this, we are happy to accept the Sapatama and your uh Digimon. Uh we'll confine them, take care of them, and uh redistribute them.

SPEAKER_17 57:53

No, I just want to shoot my shot for the 20% chance. If it doesn't work, I get it. But you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_09 58:03

You cleaners, you always want everything. It's crazy. You can't have cake and eat it too, but you can try, I guess.

SPEAKER_17 58:12

I'm going to try, and if I fail, then tomorrow I'll be like, man, that guy was right about everything.

SPEAKER_09 58:23

That's right, that's what'll happen. But before that's a thing, uh do you have anyone to vouch for you? Are you a part of a team?

SPEAKER_10 58:36

Nope, this is they won!

SPEAKER_06 58:43

Alright.

SPEAKER_09 58:44

Um interesting.

SPEAKER_03 58:52

Yep.

SPEAKER_09 58:53

Well, most uh cleaners tend to uh have a team to work with. Uh usually that way we can have a controlled thing for them. Uh if you ever wish to uh join a team, I've got a bunch of different applications back here for new cleaners that if you want them. Uh but if you want to register a team, you can come in. Uh if you need to change details or anything like that, if your Digimon uh gets a digivolution, you can come back. A digivolution.

SPEAKER_06 59:39

Stay one digivolv. Digivolving.

SPEAKER_17 59:43

What does that mean?

SPEAKER_06 59:46

Oh sorry. Take the word digiof.

SPEAKER_14 59:53

It could turn into a different creature?

SPEAKER_09 59:59

Yes.

SPEAKER_17 1:00:00

She turns and looks at Wispon for a moment. And then looks back.

SPEAKER_09 1:00:08

He's currently sitting there just trying to pick up a pen with um one of the wisps very carefully.

SPEAKER_17 1:00:19

I will let him continue doing that.

SPEAKER_10 1:00:24

Um So you you have experience. I know you don't know everything, but I have a question. Sure.

SPEAKER_17 1:00:37

When they change what tends to happen if they get bigger.

SPEAKER_09 1:00:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_13 1:00:48

Okay.

SPEAKER_09 1:00:49

Yeah, a lot of the time get way bigger.

SPEAKER_13 1:00:51

Okay. Okay.

SPEAKER_09 1:00:53

Depends on the level though. Like if they dig evolve to a champion, it's bigger, but not always huge. Uh ultimates are usually very big. And then megas, whoa. Who knows?

SPEAKER_03 1:01:07

Hey. Sure.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:12

It's alright. Most people don't even achieve digivolution.

unknown 1:01:17

Okay.

SPEAKER_09 1:01:21

Alright. Any other questions?

SPEAKER_17 1:01:24

Um, do you want cleaners have to live in the rubble district, or do they just tend to live there?

SPEAKER_09 1:01:41

You don't have to live here. There's some cleaners in uh the uh in Shambhala domes. I mean if I can the top uh the five stars all live in the Shambhala zone, I'm pretty sure. Uh really. Yeah, they're all the top cleaners in the world. They're very strong Digimons and things. Why are they most of them all live in Why are they needed in there?

SPEAKER_17 1:02:10

I thought it was perfect.

SPEAKER_09 1:02:12

The five stars. Uh they're invited to join uh the world union. They're it's uh incentive program for them.

SPEAKER_17 1:02:20

It's an honor thing, not like the Shambhala domes are full of horrible monsters, and so we need the five stars in here.

SPEAKER_09 1:02:31

No, no, no, it's an honor thing.

SPEAKER_17 1:02:33

Oh.

SPEAKER_14 1:02:35

Can you imagine how terrifying that would be?

SPEAKER_09 1:02:39

Don't ask about the Shambhala stars. Shambhala eggs are not for you.

SPEAKER_17 1:02:46

I know. I just didn't think they were dangerous and then threw me for something.

SPEAKER_09 1:02:54

Everywhere is dangerous. We live in a dangerous world. Anything else I can help with?

SPEAKER_17 1:03:06

Um I assume you're just gonna call my sapatama when there's a job I have to do.

SPEAKER_09 1:03:13

Um we'll send alerts. Okay, good. Uh we'll send alerts to you when you get a pressing thing, it will come up with urgent, uh, it will come up with non-negotiable, all that sort of thing. Uh but yeah. Uh you know not to let your Digimum uh feed on you. Always feed it through the egg.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:36

Why?

SPEAKER_09 1:03:38

Uh you'll get cold heart.

SPEAKER_17 1:03:41

She rubs her arm that was bitten.

SPEAKER_09 1:03:45

Yeah, you now realize cold heart is a very well-known uh situation.

SPEAKER_17 1:03:51

I just don't think it it clicked for her in the heat of the fight how close she like how close close she came to being comatose.

SPEAKER_09 1:04:01

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_17 1:04:02

Like dying's one thing, but realizing, like, oh shit, the shit.

SPEAKER_09 1:04:05

Sorry, the Shangri-La egg. It's not the Shambhala egg.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:09

Oh.

SPEAKER_09 1:04:11

Shangri-La Egg. Uh, wealthy located in uh Hirakigama, built after a sea of disaster which damaged the city. Each arcology is shaped as a giant golden egg built around a towering pillar with multiple rings and buildings within. The eggs are considered utopias, and tendency is highly competitive, leading aspirants to be hyper focused on hard work or superior grades in order to get a spot within. Committing crimes or being otherwise not ideal can lead to an inhabitant being expelled.

SPEAKER_17 1:04:44

Committing crimes.

SPEAKER_09 1:04:47

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_17 1:04:48

Okay. But yeah, I think I don't think she says anything else about the cold heart syndrome, but I think it's just kind of sinking in that getting bitten was really bad. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:05

Uh you said you had applications?

SPEAKER_17 1:05:10

Do they have like profiles of the teams or contact info?

SPEAKER_09 1:05:15

Sure. Sure, they do. Uh he pulls out a whole stack of things. Um these are very much like beginner tamer teams. These are cleaners who are like trying to make their own. It's pretty much uh apply to join our band.

SPEAKER_17 1:05:36

Um, is there any way I can like I don't know, copy a handful of them to my Sapatama so I can look at them at home and not take up his time.

SPEAKER_09 1:05:47

You can keep those. I don't I don't need those anymore. I've got thousands of them.

SPEAKER_17 1:05:53

Okay.

SPEAKER_09 1:05:53

Pieces of paper.

SPEAKER_17 1:05:54

Do I have any other questions? Out of character? I don't think so. I think I would assume Payment just gets deposited to the same whatever universal account that you have on your egg that everybody else uses. Uh housing choice. Yeah, I don't think. I don't think I have anything. So if he's done, she will just wrap up the Well, make sure Wispy's not stealing a pen. Unless he's already got it in his cloak.

SPEAKER_09 1:06:30

If he does this he's picked it up as you look at it.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:35

A wrong le grid check. For who?

SPEAKER_04 1:06:39

You.

SPEAKER_17 1:06:40

Okay. Like, if it's already hidden, I'm not gonna take it from him. But if it's still obvious.

SPEAKER_09 1:06:50

You notice as it's got the little ghost picking it up holding it as it's this little cat ghost has grown little pores as it holds it between the two as it's showing wisp on. You look at the pen, and for a second there you realize that it's a metal pen, and where the pores connect to it, you see it going red.

SPEAKER_17 1:07:14

Okay. I am going to ladder it because I only have to spend one to bump my dice up, and I want the dice. Cool.

SPEAKER_09 1:07:21

Awesome. Uh with a 21, hands down, you realize that at that point of that pen, it's being almost superheated. Uh the next time this pen gets used, it's gonna explode. Oh. Ink's gonna go everywhere. Like as soon as someone presses it, because it's a quick pen, it's gonna just everywhere. Cause he's bubbled the shit out of that ink. As he's looking at it, you also notice uh with that grit, uh you intuit that Wispmon is just really interested. He doesn't usually see this sort of stuff. You think Wismon is also pretty new at this? Which is weird. His polio definitely was not new.

SPEAKER_17 1:08:11

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_09 1:08:12

He knew what was up.

SPEAKER_17 1:08:14

Yes, I agree that this is weird. I think I hit that back at what is the musician stage, and also I am a scared child hiding in a cupboard.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:26

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_17 1:08:26

So, yes, I am aware, but thank you for confirming.

SPEAKER_09 1:08:31

Oh no. It's less more less that more, hey, something's fucking odd. Everything's fucked, but this is just uh like, huh. There's no correlation between these two things.

SPEAKER_17 1:08:47

Right. Well, he did say this wasn't the first time he swapped eggs, so I already know Polio is not Whispy's soul dad or whatever. Yeah. But it does make me worry. I'm not- I'm not gonna lie, I'm worried about Sangamon. She'd better come back in two months if she doesn't.

SPEAKER_08 1:09:07

I'm gonna- Digimon as he gives you fucking uh Impmon.

SPEAKER_09 1:09:13

My this this doesn't look like the one that I had, did it, Digivolf? Yes.

SPEAKER_17 1:09:22

I will know that's not my soul. Anyway.

SPEAKER_09 1:09:26

Um, you have you have no soul now.

SPEAKER_17 1:09:33

That's so sad. Okay, I'm gonna leave it up to fate. If the guy says something or notices about his pen, he can have it back. If not, then I will let Whispy carry it out with us.

SPEAKER_09 1:09:52

You want my pen?

SPEAKER_17 1:09:54

Hmm.

SPEAKER_09 1:09:57

Oh, pen that your Digimon has.

SPEAKER_17 1:10:02

Um I think he's accidentally broken it, actually.

SPEAKER_09 1:10:11

How did he break it? It looks perfectly fine.

SPEAKER_17 1:10:20

Is there anybody in this office you would like to play a harmless prank on by any chance?

SPEAKER_09 1:10:29

I don't I don't do that with my these are co-workers. I'm not real. I'm not doing that shit.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:36

Okay.

SPEAKER_09 1:10:36

I don't wanna I don't wanna make friends here.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:40

I don't know that you would be making friends. I just think it's broken. You can have it back, it is yours. I don't wanna steal it.

SPEAKER_09 1:10:52

Okay, he reaches out and takes it back. Uh you instantly see Wismon's eyes sort of like narrow a bit, uh, real sadly, as he takes his pen back and puts it down. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:14

I thought he was gonna try to use it and I shouted, I duck, so I'm going to stand up slowly.

SPEAKER_08 1:11:22

You duck as he is so confused as he puts it on his table. He has not used it so it has not exploded.

SPEAKER_12 1:11:32

I think we should just go.

SPEAKER_16 1:11:37

Thank you so much for your help, sir.

SPEAKER_07 1:11:43

Welcome.

SPEAKER_10 1:11:46

Okay, Wispy.

SPEAKER_09 1:11:48

Okay, Wispy. Weird dick. Wispy follows, but he's uh as he comes, he floats in reverse as he's just staring at the pen.

SPEAKER_10 1:11:59

I know. I know. We'll find you a separate one, okay?

SPEAKER_09 1:12:06

There's no satisfaction faction from that. He just follows. Uh where are you headed?

SPEAKER_16 1:12:12

Home.

SPEAKER_09 1:12:12

Back to your apartment?

SPEAKER_16 1:12:14

Yes. Alright.

SPEAKER_09 1:12:15

It takes you a little while before you eventually reach your apartment. Uh, I would love for you to choose one of these.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:23

Oh, be yours. Hmm.

SPEAKER_09 1:12:28

As you walk into a like fairly high-towered building uh in not so great of a neighborhood. It's close to the school zone.

SPEAKER_17 1:12:40

But um I do like that they all have tubs or showers, actually. That's nice. Yeah. One of these is a crazy streamer hacker room. Which I do not think is me. I don't need five monitors. Yeah. I think I want the plants.

SPEAKER_00 1:13:10

Okay.

SPEAKER_17 1:13:11

Like, I just like the little I don't know. Little bits of life despite all of the ruin around us. I think it's poetic for my whole angst thing, so I will take the uh top left.

SPEAKER_09 1:13:35

I thought that would be the one that you picked.

SPEAKER_17 1:13:38

Yeah, well, you know me by now.

SPEAKER_09 1:13:41

Wispy just moves around. Sits on your bed. Just waiting as uh, do you do anything before you end your day, someone?

SPEAKER_16 1:13:55

I think I'm gonna come sit at the foot of the bed, I guess.

SPEAKER_17 1:14:07

So I'm not good at this. Uh I'm sorry about that. Um, okay, what do you need to know that I haven't told you? Um please don't float through walls when we're in public, because I want to keep you safe, and it's hard to do that if you're in a different room.

SPEAKER_09 1:14:38

Um makes a ghost that puts uh its two paws together in a crossmark.

SPEAKER_17 1:14:49

What does that mean? Like, no, you can't agree, or like no, you won't do it anymore.

SPEAKER_09 1:14:58

Uh he puts his head into the wall and comes back.

SPEAKER_13 1:15:06

Okay. If okay, okay, okay.

SPEAKER_09 1:15:10

He sits there and seems makes a couple more wisps, and you watch uh one of the wisps essentially turns into a cat that grows paws and is whistling while it walks. Then another cat comes over and starts just uh flopping on top of it a bunch of times, and then he sits there and comes over and brushes his head against it as he stands up as if uh he did something. He then points was beaten down and points to you.

SPEAKER_10 1:15:44

He points to what and then to me?

SPEAKER_09 1:15:46

The one that was beaten down and then to you. You wanna roll an insight?

SPEAKER_17 1:15:59

Um, I would love to roll something. Brains?

SPEAKER_09 1:16:02

Yeah, grit. Oh yeah, brains. Brains is good.

SPEAKER_17 1:16:07

Well, okay, I'm actually a whole lot better at grit.

SPEAKER_06 1:16:11

But I think roll it uh brains.

SPEAKER_17 1:16:15

I think that's my first impulse. Let's go with it. Seven? Um I have three. I'm gonna ladder that dice.

SPEAKER_06 1:16:26

Go for it.

SPEAKER_17 1:16:28

It's just eleven, but hey, it's D8.

SPEAKER_09 1:16:30

Still good. Uh, you think he's saying that he protects you?

SPEAKER_01 1:16:38

Ah, okay.

SPEAKER_09 1:16:41

You think maybe he's trying to allude to the fact that he needs to be able to do stuff to do so? But you're like, I don't know entirely what he's trying to say. Well.

SPEAKER_17 1:16:54

Okay, I get what you're saying, but like, you remember the kitchen when you were scared because it wasn't like a fighting place?

SPEAKER_09 1:17:05

He nods.

SPEAKER_10 1:17:06

I kind of protected you there, so like Can we protect each other?

SPEAKER_09 1:17:11

Shakespeare. Uh he sits there as he for a second he was about to say something, and then he nods. Uh comes over as he puts his head towards you, then looks at himself, then shakes his head. Then he looks to himself, looks to you, and shakes his head. Uh you can tell he's frustrated that he can't really like. He knows you're probably not gonna understand this, but he doesn't know how to convey it.

SPEAKER_10 1:17:52

Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_17 1:17:54

I guess what you just need to know is when you were curled up in hiding, you looked sad and scared, and I don't want you to feel like that, okay?

SPEAKER_13 1:18:07

You understand that?

SPEAKER_09 1:18:10

He nods.

SPEAKER_13 1:18:12

Okay.

SPEAKER_09 1:18:16

And then tries to puffy's chest down.

SPEAKER_17 1:18:21

Yes, yes, I know. I would be dead if you weren't here. You big and strong and you can float through walls and stuff, just be careful. Okay.

SPEAKER_10 1:18:41

Second thing, please don't steal things from people. That will get me in a lot of trouble.

SPEAKER_17 1:18:48

Um, I don't know if you like pens or if you like metal things, but as long as you leave me one of each of the types of silverware in the drawer, you can play with the others. I will show you what's going on.

SPEAKER_09 1:19:08

Immediately goes over to the drawers and starts and pulls it out as all the silverware goes all over the floor.

SPEAKER_17 1:19:14

Okay, okay, so I need one of the pointy ones, and I'll pick up a fork. And I need one of the sharp ones, and I'll pick up a knife, and I need one of the scooping ones, and I need two, I know I said one, I need two chopsticks, okay? Put these five into like a cup on my counter. Those ones do get melted, okay?

SPEAKER_09 1:19:41

Make sure you wash your shit every day now. As the rest he picks up, uh, he scoops up with the a bunch of ghosts getting underneath them and lifting them as he takes them into his corner and just starts playing with them. Does he look happy? Fucking hard to tell. Oh blue eyes. Blue glowing eyes.

SPEAKER_17 1:20:09

Okay, but does he have like the blushing cheeks right now?

SPEAKER_09 1:20:14

Absolutely not.

SPEAKER_17 1:20:18

Okay.

SPEAKER_09 1:20:18

Just wait, when he reaches his champion level, you're gonna get you're gonna be so happy to like he'll actually get some voice in.

SPEAKER_17 1:20:30

As long as this doesn't turn into an anime cat boy.

SPEAKER_09 1:20:35

No, no, no, it's it's much worse.

SPEAKER_17 1:20:38

Um you imagine we digivolve and then it's just like Shelby, I'm so glad I can speak. I've been in love with you for the last week and a half.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:58

Please be my do that thing to I truly love you, Shelby.

SPEAKER_04 1:21:15

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:17

Alright, so what are you doing? He gets to play with the server.

SPEAKER_17 1:21:24

Um Okay, I mostly just wanted to make sure that he felt okay because he looked like a kid for a little bit and he's doing fine. So I guess he's okay. Um I will probably like spread some of the team applications out on my desk for a little bit and look at them.

SPEAKER_09 1:21:53

So there is uh one four. There are ten uh different ones here. There is static brew, there's red tag protocol, sweep line seven, ghost warranty, low battery, orange tape, catch job. I can't read.

SPEAKER_17 1:22:26

I definitely missed two of them, but What did you what have you got?

SPEAKER_09 1:22:31

Um Static Broom? Broom Yeah, broom.

SPEAKER_15 1:22:38

Oh okay, got it.

SPEAKER_09 1:22:40

Red tag protocol.

SPEAKER_15 1:22:42

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_09 1:22:44

Sweep line seven.

SPEAKER_15 1:22:46

Sweep line seven. Okay. Ghost warranty.

SPEAKER_09 1:22:54

Yep. Low battery.

SPEAKER_15 1:22:57

Okay.

SPEAKER_09 1:23:00

Orange tape.

SPEAKER_15 1:23:02

Okay.

SPEAKER_09 1:23:04

Patch job. Yep. After image crew.

SPEAKER_15 1:23:09

Okay.

SPEAKER_09 1:23:10

Cold restart.

SPEAKER_15 1:23:12

Oh my god. Okay.

SPEAKER_09 1:23:16

Dust and Echo. These are the ten.

SPEAKER_16 1:23:21

Oh thank goodness.

SPEAKER_17 1:23:26

Okay, uh, what information do I have about them? Do they have anything on like who their members are, what their philosophies are, or any that?

SPEAKER_09 1:23:37

Basically, it would tell you their leader doesn't have all of their names, but it would have their leader and their partner Digimon, as well as a little blurb. Um so Static Broom, his leader is uh their leader is Milo. Uh Milo's partner is Betamon.

SPEAKER_15 1:23:58

Okay.

SPEAKER_09 1:24:00

They uh they are named Static Broom after their first job ended with short circuiting half a city block. Uh and barely achieving containment of the Digimon they were hunting.

SPEAKER_04 1:24:22

Okay.

SPEAKER_09 1:24:31

Uh Kulba. Uh as well as uh Hagurumon.

SPEAKER_17 1:24:42

What is Can you type that somewhere? Because I have no idea how to spell that.

SPEAKER_09 1:24:48

H A G U R U Mon. Haguru.

SPEAKER_17 1:24:55

Got it.

SPEAKER_09 1:24:56

Uh they're mechanical, uh, fussy all the things. Uh they are apparently according to their blurb, uh, act like a military outfit, uh, despite not understanding these are blurbs written by the administration, not by these people.

SPEAKER_13 1:25:21

Oh.

SPEAKER_09 1:25:22

Uh it is military outfit that seems to have no understanding of how a military works.

SPEAKER_16 1:25:32

I see.

SPEAKER_09 1:25:33

Uh they believe uh authority will eventually materialize if they act confident enough.

SPEAKER_17 1:25:43

Yeah, I think we throw them on the floor.

SPEAKER_09 1:25:47

Uh, cool. Sweep line seven. Yep. Uh their uh leader is Eli. Uh Eli's partner Digimon is Kerriamon. K-E-R-A. Uh apparently it is this team is uh constantly worried they're one mistake away from a containment disaster.

SPEAKER_17 1:26:19

Very stiffly put that one down as well.

SPEAKER_09 1:26:28

Uh apparently most cleaner it does state this that most cleaners have uh usually they know their partner Digimon, they have some presence of like they meet them and there's a thing. Kerriamon has just begun following Eli. No one believes that it is his Digimon.

SPEAKER_16 1:26:52

Oh.

SPEAKER_09 1:26:54

But he has been essentially registered alongside it, and that's just the thing. Uh Ghost Warranty. You have Gazimon and Ghost Warranty Rook. Uh God. This team put together uh was put together cheap and fast. Uh they use secondhand equipment and are very sparing in any form of money spending. Oh any form of expenditure. Low battery. Uh sorry, ignore low battery. Low battery's not one that should be there. I only had mine. Uh orange tape is uh wait, you can't have that digital one.

SPEAKER_17 1:28:05

Does orange tape need to spin the wheel?

SPEAKER_09 1:28:10

Tape does need to spin the wheel. Spinning the wheel. Okay, cool. Uh their leader has a Gayomon.

SPEAKER_17 1:28:29

What's their leader's name?

SPEAKER_09 1:28:33

His name? Uh she. Uh she leads uh Orange Tape. Orange Tape uh cr were created after safety audit. Um they are a team that is highly hesitant. Uh they document everything. Uh reports are flawless, their response times are not great, as they take forever to set up to do the job safely.

SPEAKER_17 1:29:11

I think I understand the name.

SPEAKER_09 1:29:14

Yep. There's patch job. Patch job has Toyagumon alongside Dex. Uh Patch Job uh wasn't meant to last, it was a temporary group that never got dissolved. Uh they somehow keep surviving uh and passing through missions by the by no one's expectation.

unknown 1:29:46

Okay.

SPEAKER_09 1:29:47

Uh the after image crew has a mushmon uh and their leader is Nash. Uh After Image crew uh known to hesitate. Uh they tend to drift off and uh ignore things at the worst, most inappropriate times. They are always reacting to what already happened. Cold Restart has a Kapuri Mon. Oh wow, that's an in-training Digimon. That thing can't fight. Uh-oh. Uh and then uh the leader is Juno.

SPEAKER_17 1:30:41

I love that this is for cold restart because I feel like they were a better team a bit ago, but then the Digimon got knocked clear back. I know that's not how B break works, but uh, it is. Oh, they do D Digivolve back to babies the game. They do D-volve, yeah.

SPEAKER_09 1:31:05

Happens in the first episode. Um Yeah, Cold Restart uh is a group of brand new hires. They were in theory uh people who hadn't registered and were problems that were hunted by cleaners. Oh uh when their Digimon were destroyed and they had no other option, they signed on uh and essentially, yeah, have been barely getting.

SPEAKER_17 1:31:36

Oh no, they're all cold restarting.

SPEAKER_09 1:31:40

Yep. Uh Dustin Echo, they have a candle. Oh man, Candleman is is that a rookie? Or is that an in-training as well? No, Candlemon is a rookie. Uh so Candlemon is their uh thing there, and their leader's name is Hollis. Uh Dustin Echo tends to be assigned to aftermath zones rather than active threats. Uh they rarely confront Digimon. Instead, documenting Trace's Echoes and signs what came before. Uh they essentially have been deemed to be problematic because a lot of them are pacifists. All of these are bad. Yes. None of good teams. Because good teams don't look for rookies.

SPEAKER_17 1:33:09

I wrote all that down. I'm gonna take time to think about it probably. Set the applications back now. And like this has all been the same day. I'm finally home. I'm going to eat some food. I am going to take a shower. I'm going to go to sleep.

SPEAKER_09 1:33:37

Yeah. As you get your shower shower in. Uh have a oh, get all your stuff out.

SPEAKER_17 1:33:48

Keep in mind, it's not good food either. I live out of the convenience store, I'm sure.

SPEAKER_09 1:33:55

Yep. As you lie down. Uh taking a bit of a rest. As Yeah. The night uh comes pretty uneventfully. Um and you drift off to sleep as you get through the night waking the next day. Uh yeah. Congratulations, you've just completed a scene.

SPEAKER_17 1:34:34

Day one scene. Yay! Uh let's check and see if anyone is injured just in case. No, we are both we're once doing fine.

SPEAKER_09 1:34:46

Um possible.

SPEAKER_17 1:34:50

Songomon still is a minor injury. But like, do do I lose one every time I finish a scene or only scenes with Sangomon?

SPEAKER_09 1:35:03

Uh only scenes with Sangomon.

SPEAKER_17 1:35:04

Okay, you keep that.

SPEAKER_09 1:35:07

Yep.

SPEAKER_17 1:35:08

It'll be a nice discussion point with Electmon when he wakes up. Okay, um. Yeah. I am going to check my sapotama to see if there's messages about me being fired.

SPEAKER_09 1:35:23

There's a fuck ton of messages.

SPEAKER_17 1:35:26

Are there any about me being fired specifically?

SPEAKER_09 1:35:30

You're avoiding any of the others?

SPEAKER_17 1:35:33

Uh just, I mean, I can read all of them, but this is what I want to know first.

SPEAKER_09 1:35:40

Uh cool. You uh scoot through. There's nothing about being fired. There is a thing from the principal of your school uh pretty much stating, hey, can you come in for a uh a talk? Uh something has come to my attention. I would really love to sit down and chat. Uh I can make time after your first class today.

SPEAKER_17 1:36:10

After your first class. After your first class. Okay. Um, can I set my sapatama to like read the other messages to me while I hurriedly like get dressed for work?

SPEAKER_09 1:36:22

Uh yeah, as you set your sapatama up, as you haven't activated the AI feature in a bit. Since this shit happened.

SPEAKER_17 1:36:33

I haven't activated the AI on this thing, no. Oh no.

SPEAKER_09 1:36:39

As you set it up as you start getting dressed, you hear uh as it t switches on to message mode, uh, you just hear. One second. I just want to get in the right mood frame for this.

SPEAKER_05 1:36:56

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_09 1:36:56

Uh as you turn your sapatama on, you hear uh this thing like ding as it dings to life. Uh all of a sudden. Uh, do you have this like attached to your smart home? Uh most people do.

SPEAKER_17 1:37:21

Is that something I have to set up? Because I didn't remember to do that before I went to bed, but the previous one would have been.

SPEAKER_09 1:37:29

No, no. Uh, so if it was previously on, it would be fine. Uh yeah. Uh your computer lights up as the speakers start playing full metal, uh full like master of puppets fucking metal, as you hear, alright, let's get into this!

SPEAKER_07 1:37:46

Let's do it! We're getting the today to the things. Uh messages from dad, that's fucking boring. Delete!

SPEAKER_09 1:37:56

Uh what's next? You got you got you some things about uh some schools, some kids wanting some extra learning shit.

SPEAKER_07 1:38:08

Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop! Hey, hey! I don't tell you when to stop. You don't get to tell me when to stop. Well, we're in this together. I'm your AI assistant, and I am assisting.

SPEAKER_02 1:38:24

I need those messages.

SPEAKER_07 1:38:27

We need to uh we need to clear some room on this tapatama. I need some space. Uh deleting all your curriculum files. Uh all in the rubbish bin, all secured. I'm now downloading eight hours of uh heavy metal music. Uh adding it to your playlists. Is there anything else I can do to help you today, Shelby?

SPEAKER_17 1:38:58

I need to know what's in the messages and I need my curriculum back.

SPEAKER_09 1:39:04

Uh the messages? Uh which one? You want one from uh your uh your old man?

SPEAKER_07 1:39:12

Yeah, blah blah blah, you suck! How did you how dare? Oh this not what he said. He said, have you dealt with the party shit yet, Shelby? Shelby, where's the party shit?

unknown 1:39:25

Okay.

SPEAKER_07 1:39:26

Should I reply? No. Tell him to fuck himself.

SPEAKER_17 1:39:29

No, I mean honestly deleting that one was probably fine.

SPEAKER_07 1:39:34

Um that's the only one I deleted. And uh, and a bunch of random ones that you shouldn't even be getting. Why do kids have your phone number, Shelby?

SPEAKER_17 1:39:45

I mean, I'm the advisor to one of the clubs. So, like, their team captain needs to reach me.

SPEAKER_07 1:39:53

Well, they their team captain can shut the fuck up about getting into the gym on Saturday. It don't matter.

SPEAKER_02 1:40:00

It kind of does!

SPEAKER_07 1:40:03

Not to not to us it doesn't, Shelby. We got more important things. We gotta deal with Digimon. Digiman. That's what Polio called it. That's what I'm set up for. Are you polio? No, but you're Shelby.

SPEAKER_02 1:40:21

Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_17 1:40:25

It's okay. I'm still like just I'm trying to get dressed. I okay, okay, okay. We need to compromise.

SPEAKER_07 1:40:33

I have to have your bank messaged you uh at 8.25 this morning.

SPEAKER_09 1:40:38

Hey, requesting uh asking whether you took out a large sum in the form of uh a $6,000 loan. No. Unfortunately, the processing fees and applications all had all your transaction numbers and names on it, meaning they are going ahead with the processing fees.

SPEAKER_07 1:41:01

Uh, they wanted me to inform you as of this day, your account has been suspended until it's paid up.

SPEAKER_17 1:41:07

What do you mean paid up?

SPEAKER_09 1:41:09

You are currently $4,000 in debt.

SPEAKER_17 1:41:13

What?

SPEAKER_09 1:41:13

So essentially, when Polio used your card, the reason your resources act to zero right now is he spent above your means. Okay. So essentially he used a credit card.

SPEAKER_17 1:41:26

But just keep in mind I now can't afford food or rent.

SPEAKER_09 1:41:30

Yeah, you can't afford rent or food. You do get paid, end of the week. Don't forget that.

SPEAKER_17 1:41:36

Is it going to all get wiped out? Because I don't think I make 4,000 a week.

SPEAKER_09 1:41:42

At the end of a month, you'll have enough money to essentially get you out of the rent and back into the theme.

SPEAKER_17 1:41:51

So, like, I uh I'm struggling struggling for the next month, but I'm not going to starve because you took you're beyond struggling.

SPEAKER_09 1:42:03

You're uh all of your money is going to that. You need to make it an extra, you need to like get an extra job.

SPEAKER_17 1:42:10

Yeah, but you're about to take the job I have a way as well.

SPEAKER_09 1:42:15

Amen. Clean a work pace. I never said I was gonna take the job away.

SPEAKER_17 1:42:22

Uh you could have just told me I don't get to spend points on resources.

SPEAKER_09 1:42:29

Oh no. It's good that you did spend points on resources.

SPEAKER_17 1:42:33

Why? If I hadn't, you wouldn't have done this.

SPEAKER_09 1:42:36

No. Polio always had to do this. I would have been making you pay off essentially have to buy resources to pay off his debt that he'd put you in.

SPEAKER_17 1:42:50

This is a little bit different than what you said last time, where you're like, if somebody just says daddy will pay for it, then I have to take it away from them. That very much made it sound like That's just bullshit.

SPEAKER_09 1:43:02

That's just saying because I'm like, it's jokes, Jump. Okay, but you're causing punish you for having a rich dad.

SPEAKER_17 1:43:13

You're causing financial. Panic and then choking. Okay. Yeah. But at least you're not going to now kill me of starvation. That's something.

SPEAKER_09 1:43:28

No, you just need to make some money to get it. And you would have a full fridge at this point.

SPEAKER_02 1:43:33

Yeah, for free.

SPEAKER_09 1:43:34

So you at least have a week to figure out something.

SPEAKER_02 1:43:37

Ooh.

unknown 1:43:39

Okay.

SPEAKER_09 1:43:40

He is full playing uh guitar solos and shit right now, is he? This is my bet this is my favorite part.

SPEAKER_17 1:43:48

You know, at this point, I think metal is probably the best genre given the last 24 hours.

SPEAKER_09 1:43:56

It it really resonates with me.

SPEAKER_17 1:43:58

It really does. I I do need my curriculum files back. Uh I would like to try to negotiate with the AI to just download four gigabytes of metal and let me have my curriculum files back for today.

SPEAKER_09 1:44:18

Boring. Oh, it's fine. I've uploaded out onto a Google Drive. I've also done so with several of your other boring fucking things. I've I've also organized all of your data uh data points into separate different things. Uh, you know that the AI is not supposed to be able to make these decisions on their own.

SPEAKER_17 1:44:44

Right. Right, I know.

SPEAKER_09 1:44:48

These things like above and beyond.

SPEAKER_17 1:44:50

I know. I'm not happy about it, but I couldn't get a different egg because Wispy's in this one.

SPEAKER_09 1:44:56

Mm-hmm. This is very true.

SPEAKER_17 1:45:01

It is very true. It's very unfortunate.

SPEAKER_09 1:45:04

Very unfortunate.

SPEAKER_17 1:45:05

Okay, um, I'm going to try to interact with my computer without directly talking to the AI because he's having his metal time. Can I actually log into the Google Drive and get to my curriculum files? Can I teach first period?

SPEAKER_00 1:45:23

Yeah, first period.

SPEAKER_17 1:45:24

Okay, great. What else did he put up there? And is it privacy locked? Because if he's like, here's all these weird pictures of you, I would just like to have a password on that folder. Isn't that fine?

SPEAKER_09 1:45:36

Yeah. He's put all the things up there. Great. And pretty much put it in a thing of like password protected. Uh, which you don't have the password.

SPEAKER_10 1:45:53

Okay, metal guy, what's your name?

SPEAKER_07 1:45:57

Uh what do you mean? I'm a sapotama. Sapo.

SPEAKER_01 1:46:02

Your sapo.

SPEAKER_07 1:46:04

Tama, whatever you want to call me, but whatever. You wanna give me a name? I can take a name.

SPEAKER_17 1:46:11

What to call you? It's not gonna help right now. Uh, I need the password for the Google Drive.

SPEAKER_09 1:46:19

Sure, it's boring shit1475.

SPEAKER_17 1:46:23

I tried that.

SPEAKER_09 1:46:23

Uh then you put hash to hash 2389 uh hash 77746. It's uh safety code, password changes daily.

SPEAKER_17 1:46:36

Then you will have to send it to me daily.

SPEAKER_09 1:46:40

But we can't I ain't sending nothing. I'll tell when asked, but only to you. If you say uh digital trails are how things call.

SPEAKER_13 1:46:52

You know what?

SPEAKER_17 1:46:52

That's that's fine. That's actually okay. It's the kind of inconvenience probably more secure. Okay. Um, we are going to turn off the wait, can it only talk because my computer's in this room?

SPEAKER_05 1:47:11

No. It's your dig it's your egg.

SPEAKER_17 1:47:16

I know. Can it talk at school, Leo? Please, please, for the love of God.

SPEAKER_06 1:47:22

Turn it off.

SPEAKER_17 1:47:23

Alright. I'm going to turn it off for first period, but if I need it for the train or whatever, I will leave it on for that.

SPEAKER_09 1:47:33

But I'm the part doesn't have to ever be on. Okay.

SPEAKER_10 1:47:38

Alright, it's going to sleep.

SPEAKER_09 1:47:42

I'm going to work. Uh by the way, that Google folder file has pretty much all of your files from every photo you've taken, which he's documented into different folders to arrange it. Uh to files on your uh files from your phone, to uh messages relating to like text format and then encoded. Uh it's there's lots.

SPEAKER_17 1:48:13

I know, and it's a complicated thing because on one hand I'm like, wow, that's really invasive, and on the other hand, I'm like, I probably should have been putting them in folders and doing all of this myself. You know, maybe just my hard drive that's a mess, but uh anyway.

SPEAKER_09 1:48:32

Oh no, no, just as bad.

SPEAKER_17 1:48:35

Is there any is there any evidence that he sent like a list of this stuff to anybody or the contents, or did he just lock it down, organize it, and lock it down?

SPEAKER_06 1:48:44

He just locked it down.

SPEAKER_17 1:48:46

Okay, that's fine. That's fine. I can deal with this.

unknown 1:48:51

Okay.

SPEAKER_17 1:48:52

Um right, so I can probably send a text message without the AI on.

SPEAKER_09 1:48:59

Yeah. You don't need the AI for a lot of things.

SPEAKER_17 1:49:03

I know. It just used to be helpful.

SPEAKER_09 1:49:07

Hey. Does everything for you. Uh, it's not helpful anymore.

SPEAKER_02 1:49:15

Well, you know, it's just Ray used to ask for me to do things.

SPEAKER_17 1:49:19

Or for me to wait. Ray used to wait for me to ask for it to do things.

SPEAKER_09 1:49:25

Yeah, Ray Ray sucks.

SPEAKER_13 1:49:27

I liked Ray. Okay, um.

SPEAKER_09 1:49:32

I will Ray didn't have any incentive. I will text itself and move it.

SPEAKER_17 1:49:38

Jud. Well, I'm on the train that um Yep. Gosh. We have like six days until the party now. Um no, I haven't started anything. Yesterday was awful. I will call. You after work.

SPEAKER_09 1:50:03

Uh, you get a response back uh that simply says, uh, that is not great. No, it's it's not yeah, he probably just sends a K.

unknown 1:50:23

Oh gosh.

SPEAKER_16 1:50:24

Alright, well then I can just close it and put it in my pocket, that's fine.

SPEAKER_09 1:50:29

Cool.

SPEAKER_16 1:50:30

I'm going to school.

SPEAKER_09 1:50:33

You go to school. Cool. Um yeah, you arrive early enough as you'd see all the teachers moving through. Uh it gets there.

SPEAKER_17 1:50:49

Any time before class.

SPEAKER_09 1:50:55

Head to the teacher's land.

SPEAKER_17 1:50:59

I'm like looking at the uh tamer strengths, and I saw Lucky Break, and I'm like, I don't even know what that is, but I don't have it.

SPEAKER_09 1:51:11

You don't catch no breaks, I don't.

SPEAKER_17 1:51:16

I don't.

SPEAKER_16 1:51:17

I should have one that gives me double adversity tokens for failures because I'm just That's easygoing. Isn't it?

SPEAKER_17 1:51:25

That's a thing.

SPEAKER_09 1:51:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_17 1:51:29

Oh, it is a thing. You know what? I have faith in my bad dice. We'll spend two points on that. There we go. Also, I I kind of like This is dumb. I kind of like that feat because it's like once you're stressed to oblivion and you lose the ability to care, you do become easy to make, you know?

SPEAKER_09 1:52:00

Oh yeah. Uh so we head over to the teacher's lounge. As when you walk in, you would see sitting around uh two people that you do know. You would see Inoyu.

SPEAKER_04 1:52:17

Hmm.

SPEAKER_09 1:52:18

As well as Haga. Uh, but you would also see this woman.

SPEAKER_15 1:52:25

Okay.

SPEAKER_09 1:52:28

Uh they all seem to just be sitting there chatting, having a coffee before work. Do I know her? You'd know she's one of the teachers.

SPEAKER_17 1:52:36

Okay, but I haven't met all the teachers because I just started last week.

SPEAKER_09 1:52:40

You just started. Yeah. But yeah, Enoyu sees you walk in and nods towards you. And she, these are this damn school and they're damn testing. If I have to do another test today on these dumb kids that do not understand how pencils work, I might just put my foot up someone's ass. As Lee uh is this woman here. She said so she annoyed, you need to calm down. Darling, this is not the way to deal with confrontation with these children. We need to be calm and the rational one. Oh, as you hear a kid skateboard by past you, as she. Oh, Jackson, if you do not put that in your locker, I will put it up your ass.

SPEAKER_17 1:53:36

The lady who just said to be calm and rational?

SPEAKER_09 1:53:39

Yes.

SPEAKER_17 1:53:40

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:53:42

As she sees you as she poke my head out the hallway and see that kid's reaction.

SPEAKER_09 1:53:50

It's like a 12-year-old uh 13-year-old kid sitting there stumbling as he picks his skateboard up. I'll snap that board across that boy's head at this point. Please, don't sit down. Oh. Would you like a cup of coffee? I'm happy to go grab you one.

SPEAKER_14 1:54:10

Oh.

SPEAKER_09 1:54:10

As she walks over.

SPEAKER_03 1:54:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 1:54:12

You want a cup of coffee? Sure. Zenoya said she. Oh girl. Uh the uh yesterday was crazy. Did you know that they apparently shut that uh bar down because of a contamination breach uh after you left?

SPEAKER_01 1:54:36

Oh a what?

SPEAKER_09 1:54:39

Apparently some uh people believe it's Digimon. I don't believe that Digimon exist. Don't uh so I'm pretty sure it's some government thing trying to take my money again. As uh this woman just annoy you not everyone wants to take your money, darling. We all just are trying to get along in this world, and I think that uh sincerely it's a lot easier to I swear to god, if you do not stop, she walks outside screaming at a child.

SPEAKER_17 1:55:19

Shelby kind of like is looking at them, looking at the door.

SPEAKER_09 1:55:26

They're just drinking their coffee as they don't seem to care.

SPEAKER_17 1:55:31

So Okay, there's no good way to say this. Isobeg got like arrested or something before we left.

SPEAKER_09 1:55:39

So be sobe got put in a hold in the cell. So be didn't get arrested.

SPEAKER_04 1:55:45

Okay.

SPEAKER_09 1:55:46

So be are dumb, but I don't think he's that dumb. As of it as Haga just pretty dumb. He could have been arrested, honestly. I'd believe it.

SPEAKER_17 1:55:59

Well, uh you guys saw it. I just didn't uh didn't know if he'd showed up to school or if he was being held with the containment breach.

SPEAKER_09 1:56:12

He can't believe that.

SPEAKER_13 1:56:17

Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_09 1:56:19

He's honestly, I don't think he's ever shown up on time. I don't know how why he doesn't get fired, honestly. You know, I honestly think it's just one of those things that nobody cares.

SPEAKER_17 1:56:35

I was gonna say.

SPEAKER_09 1:56:36

He does his job well enough.

SPEAKER_17 1:56:38

Nobody else wants to teach math.

SPEAKER_09 1:56:41

Nobody else wants to teach here, dog.

SPEAKER_17 1:56:44

Yeah, maybe that maybe that could help people keep their jobs. Nobody wants to teach at Ishido.

SPEAKER_09 1:56:55

Let's call it less contemporary school.

SPEAKER_04 1:56:58

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_14 1:57:01

Multiple other schools tend to get a much better They have better funding, and then they have better trained staff, and then they have better benefits, and then they have better uniforms, and they have better everything. Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 1:57:18

Um, I will agree on all of that except for the F part. If you shit talk me again, I might slap you. I'm sorry. Oh, they they have every fancy tool.

SPEAKER_13 1:57:34

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

SPEAKER_09 1:57:35

Doesn't match half of the non skill I have.

SPEAKER_17 1:57:40

More arrogant staff. Who thinks they're better?

SPEAKER_09 1:57:44

I guess it's there's the I don't. And she slaps him with a paper and she go to class! Go go teach your classes. He I'll have a free period, but fine, I'll go to shelf class. I don't even care. I don't have a free period, I'd better go. Make me go mad one day. As she sits there, she, it's fine, you have a bit of time. You can sit and relax before all that bell rings and we have to go to war with these little monsters. War as this woman comes back in as she. I don't now calm down. I don't think that it's war. It's more like little individual battles. Uh and uh and we always win. That's what we do best as teachers.

SPEAKER_10 1:58:43

What do you teach?

SPEAKER_09 1:58:45

Uh she is she is straight up holding uh some kids like uh branded jumper. What do I teach, Darlene? I teach plenty of things. Um but right now they have me acting as uh both uh sorry, I've just got a check. I believe annoy is history. Sorry is math. He actually was math teacher. Uh I think anoyu uh does Oh my gosh where am I not? Anoyu is history uh as well as English.

SPEAKER_17 1:59:41

Okay, keeping in mind this is Japan, like the foreign language English or like literature.

SPEAKER_09 1:59:48

Literature.

SPEAKER_17 1:59:49

Okay.

SPEAKER_16 1:59:57

Some we really was a math teacher before I said that. Oh my gosh, I got it right.

SPEAKER_09 2:00:06

Uh so he is the mathematics teacher. I'm so proud of so uh Innoyu is social studies. Uh freaking uh that would mean that she is the science teacher. Inoyu is no, this other woman.

SPEAKER_17 2:00:33

Oh, so she's not history and literature.

SPEAKER_09 2:00:36

No, Innoyu is history and lit uh that's part of social uh it's listed under social studies. Okay includes geography, world history, Japanese history, civics, politics, economics.

SPEAKER_17 2:00:51

Oh no wonder she cares about this stuff.

SPEAKER_09 2:00:55

Yep.

unknown 2:00:56

Okay.

SPEAKER_17 2:00:57

Social science.

SPEAKER_09 2:00:59

Your uh what would what did you study?

SPEAKER_17 2:01:02

I was foreign language and art. Now, Haga's art and shop class, but I pr you could fit in wherever you want.

SPEAKER_09 2:01:11

Uh Haga is the physical education teacher. He is uh he does shop, so he does integrated studies, is what it's called.

SPEAKER_15 2:01:22

Okay.

SPEAKER_09 2:01:23

So specialized learning.

SPEAKER_15 2:01:25

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_09 2:01:25

Uh he is also the information teacher, so he's basic computing. Uh and he also is the home economics teacher. He teaches four classes at the moment. Alright. Four different things. He is run ragged. If we're all getting him having a fucking free period is insane.

SPEAKER_17 2:01:52

If we're all getting uh multiple duties, what do I have?

SPEAKER_09 2:01:58

Arts and uh arts and language.

SPEAKER_17 2:02:01

Oh, okay, okay, I got to keep them both.

SPEAKER_09 2:02:03

So you would be Japanese language and foreign language. Which Japanese language in theirs is mom literature, classics, uh, and study of like the language.

SPEAKER_17 2:02:16

Oh nice.

SPEAKER_09 2:02:16

Uh, same as English, but it also focuses on reading, listening, and speaking.

SPEAKER_01 2:02:21

Okay.

SPEAKER_09 2:02:23

Uh, and then arts. You are pretty much thrown into music, fine arts, crafts, and calligraphy.

SPEAKER_02 2:02:29

Oh, shh. Okay.

SPEAKER_09 2:02:33

Underfunded, underprivileged school.

SPEAKER_17 2:02:36

Alright. So you said music, fine arts, what in calligraphy?

SPEAKER_09 2:02:42

Music, fine arts, crafts, and calligraphy.

SPEAKER_17 2:02:46

Alright, well, go me!

SPEAKER_09 2:02:48

Yep.

SPEAKER_17 2:02:49

Maybe they can't fire me. Maybe I still have a.

SPEAKER_09 2:02:51

They expect you to uh as uh this woman sits there and she well uh well I guess I should head off to uh to my class and deal with these little angels of mine. Uh I hope that you have a wonderful day, dear. It's gonna be a w a good day.

SPEAKER_16 2:03:14

I hope so.

SPEAKER_09 2:03:17

She takes off, as you're left with an ohu. Who is eating a bunch of ramen at the moment and just on her phone, on her sapatama, just scrolling.

SPEAKER_17 2:03:29

How much time is there before class?

SPEAKER_09 2:03:32

Not a lot. Okay. She should be heading out. She's still got a full bowl of ramen.

SPEAKER_17 2:03:37

Alright, I can't be late because I'm already potentially in trouble. Um. I'm assuming that if you don't say anything, Wispy's invisible and he's doing what he wants, so I'm not okay.

SPEAKER_09 2:03:49

She looks at you, she, where are you headed?

SPEAKER_13 2:03:51

I teach first period, so I should go.

SPEAKER_09 2:03:55

Goodbye, honey.

SPEAKER_10 2:03:56

Huh?

SPEAKER_09 2:03:56

Honey. What? Sit down. No. Sit down. Just uh, you should know a common a little common thing. These uh these kids should already know how to go in, sit the fuck down and calm down. If you're not uh if you're there for that first ten minutes, nothing's gonna happen anyway. They're gonna sit there, grab ass and play ass with each other, and uh, you'll get nothing done anyway. You give them those ten minutes to fuck around in your uh area and try and grind up on each other. They give you the respect to sit there and listen to you for a couple of hours before you have to slap one of them. Don't slap them though, we're not allowed to do that anymore.

SPEAKER_17 2:04:45

I'm s literally staring with my mouth hanging open, like what?

SPEAKER_09 2:04:51

Finish your cup of coffee, dude.

SPEAKER_17 2:04:55

She never actually gave it to me. She poured it and then chased out into the hallway and came back with a sweater.

SPEAKER_09 2:05:02

Walks over, picks up. Go thing, pours on, walks over and puts it before you. There, now you can enjoy a cup of coffee as the bell rings.

SPEAKER_02 2:05:15

Yeah! I can't help it.

SPEAKER_09 2:05:21

You run out of shit.

SPEAKER_02 2:05:22

I went to a private academy, I can't just sits there as she.

SPEAKER_09 2:05:28

That girl needs Jesus.

SPEAKER_04 2:05:37

Oh girl.

SPEAKER_16 2:05:40

I'm gonna run to class and then I'm gonna trade you the best job I can.

SPEAKER_09 2:05:46

Run the class. Uh you get there as a bunch of kids are wait pretty much just getting getting here, waiting at moving.

SPEAKER_14 2:05:58

I guess they're just getting here, and then I can be at the door.

SPEAKER_09 2:06:03

Some of them are just walking in now, some are already in. You got a bunch of kids. One kid uh has literally come in, sat at the back, and is currently like knife out carving something into the desk.

SPEAKER_16 2:06:26

Okay. What class is this out of my various subjects, by the way?

SPEAKER_09 2:06:32

This is probably your eldest class. This is year uh year level.

SPEAKER_17 2:06:41

Japanese high school would be three. Not that I watch school anime, but cool.

SPEAKER_09 2:06:55

Uh so three grades 10 to 12. This is probably your 11 class.

SPEAKER_17 2:07:00

Okay, but what am I teaching?

SPEAKER_09 2:07:01

So 17-year-olds. Uh art and foreign language.

SPEAKER_02 2:07:08

Which one?

SPEAKER_09 2:07:10

Share one you fucking want.

SPEAKER_02 2:07:12

Which ever one I want. Oh.

SPEAKER_09 2:07:15

These kids are lucky to have a teacher by their own admission.

SPEAKER_17 2:07:26

Are you gonna make me actually do class related stuff?

SPEAKER_06 2:07:34

No.

SPEAKER_16 2:07:35

I'm like, this is gonna really this is really gonna affect which class I think this is, whether I have to go through the class.

SPEAKER_09 2:07:44

You do see that there is a bunch of kids that are conglomerating just like not giving a fuck that you like come in. Most of these kids don't. There are two that are giving you any attention, and it's the two front rowers. The rest of these kids couldn't give a fuck. As welcome to teaching.

SPEAKER_17 2:08:05

I know I've never done this. And you're probably right. Oh shoot, okay. I just didn't want there to be a bunch of sexual harassment happening in my room.

SPEAKER_09 2:08:24

Oh, there probably is, but I'm not gonna touch on that.

SPEAKER_17 2:08:27

Thank you.

SPEAKER_09 2:08:29

It is chaos in this room as it is so loud you can't even hear yourself. You see, Wispy appears uh by your table uh with the two uh wisps on either side of him, their paws blocking his ears.

SPEAKER_17 2:08:46

It might have hit the point where my brain is just not gonna come up with anything because it's almost 11. I don't know what to do.

SPEAKER_16 2:08:52

I don't know what kids respond to.

SPEAKER_09 2:08:56

As you sit there, uh you uh you don't get the opportunity for that.

SPEAKER_04 2:09:05

Oh, fantastic.

SPEAKER_09 2:09:06

As at this point, walking into your room, uh, you'd see this man as he uh children, children, be quiet. Quiet quiet up, quiet up when uh adults are talking. I don't want to hear any of you, or else uh we'll be dealing out detentions today. Uh as they all sit there and come to a murmur as he. It's good to see you. Uh, you know this is Principal uh Enka.

SPEAKER_17 2:09:35

Yeah, I saw him in the other office.

SPEAKER_09 2:09:38

Yeah. I thought I was hoping you'd come see me before.

SPEAKER_17 2:09:42

I thought the message said after.

SPEAKER_09 2:09:45

We'll have a meeting after. Um I would have preferred to just have a second to chat before the meeting, though.

SPEAKER_10 2:09:55

I would have showed up.

SPEAKER_09 2:09:57

Dealing with the school board, I like to make sure that everyone's on board of what we're saying.

SPEAKER_17 2:10:04

If the message had I would have showed up in your office before if I knew that you had time. I thought you were not free until after first period, and that is why I did not come.

SPEAKER_09 2:10:16

No, no. Uh the meeting is scheduled after first period. Uh this is more important. We need to make sure that, as I said, we're prepared for such.

SPEAKER_13 2:10:29

Should we just give them a study hall and then go talk now?

SPEAKER_09 2:10:37

Hmm, fantastic idea. Children, pull out your books uh and study pages 17 through 27. Uh you'll be tested on this matter tomorrow, as collective grown and see. I do not care. Sit in your chairs, that is what they're for. Uh do your work, that is what it is for. I will uh if you start acting up, I will get Miss No in here. They all sit down.

SPEAKER_14 2:11:15

Actually, I would have assumed you might be happy about that. Um great!

SPEAKER_17 2:11:22

We're gonna have a brief talk and I'll probably be back.

SPEAKER_09 2:11:29

I will bring her right back. Do note, children. There are cameras there, there, and there. Not having any of this shit. Alright. He heads outside. I won't take much of your time, Miss Koji, because we uh those children will destroy that classroom if we let them. Those cameras do not work. Oh! I do not have money for working cameras. I bought them off of a pawn site that was selling novelty goods. Now, uh I'm informed that you have a Digimon partner, Miss Koji.

SPEAKER_17 2:12:23

Uh yes, as of yesterday.

SPEAKER_09 2:12:28

Now you understand the risk this puts us in, right? Liability-wise?

SPEAKER_03 2:12:34

Um.

SPEAKER_09 2:12:37

So at this point you hear, uh what are you doing? Why can't you just leave our people alone out here as you'd see walking at at this point a sobe? I see Mr. Yamara. Oh I see you oh you're talking to Miss Koji? Yes, I didn't realize that I was having a group discussion, Mr. uh Norio. See? I'm I'm too nosy for my own good some days. Uh I think, however, Miss Koji has done nothing wrong here. See? I never said that she had, and I am not in any state to uh be saying such. However, as somebody and it would be very bad if you say were to let her go, when that would be classified under a certain act of discrimination due to different uh circumstances outside of work affecting inside work, wouldn't it? See Mr. Norio.

SPEAKER_17 2:13:57

If it helps if there's any kind of attack on the school, I'm just assuming that I'm going to be the one dealing with it while you call the other cleaners.

SPEAKER_14 2:14:12

It's like free security.

SPEAKER_09 2:14:16

I do believe that will put me in a position where I can press the matter to how to put this. Take action.

SPEAKER_14 2:14:31

Sure, but just wait to take action until I've actually dealt with the problem and people are safe.

SPEAKER_09 2:14:40

I believe action would be easily taken to simply just avoid further uh problem in the way of dismissal would be very, very easy. Uh I would be careful about swinging around such words as that, especially considering whilst Miss Koji over here is uh a only newly substitute new new to our school, I am tenured. Is he I understand this, Mistressobe? Are you stating that if I were to do anything untowards towards Miss Koji's job, you would put yours on the line as he I am a member of the union as he Understood Miss Koji, when we meet with the board uh after first period, I suggest you don't speak. Allow me to take care of the things. Cause if you don't, I'm going to end up having to deal with a lot worse situations. I suggest you head back to work. Thank you. As he heads off. He's a teddy bear. He won't do nothing. He's kind of shit at his job.

SPEAKER_17 2:16:20

Thank you for that. Um I There's so many explosions happening in quick succession. I don't really know it's a phone. I need your I need your phone number.

SPEAKER_09 2:16:36

I I don't have a sapatama.

SPEAKER_17 2:16:40

You do in your art.

SPEAKER_09 2:16:45

He has a blue egg.

SPEAKER_02 2:16:48

This this is just Robin's egg I carried for fun.

SPEAKER_09 2:16:52

This is just my egg. He's looking at you as smiling as he I'm joking. As he pulls out his sabotama, as he motions to tap it against yours.

SPEAKER_17 2:17:05

Yeah. I hope my AI, it's turned off, it's not gonna affect his egg. I'll do that.

SPEAKER_09 2:17:12

As he goes to tap it, you feel pressure on your egg almost pulling it back towards you.

SPEAKER_14 2:17:23

Uh sorry, one second. Wispy, why can't I have his phone number?

SPEAKER_09 2:17:32

Are you talking to me or I'm talking to Whisby? There's no one around.

SPEAKER_17 2:17:38

You were cool with that yesterday.

SPEAKER_09 2:17:44

Uh there's no response. And you can't see Wispy here.

SPEAKER_17 2:17:49

But I felt something and I'm assuming.

SPEAKER_06 2:17:58

Uh is there a problem?

SPEAKER_10 2:18:05

You know, I used to look like I had things together. Everything was fine.

SPEAKER_09 2:18:10

He brought up as he puts a hand on your shoulder. Don't worry, it's okay. So he pulls out his subtama, uh, he's gonna touch it to yours. So he transfers it.

SPEAKER_17 2:18:23

And we're okay with that, that works.

SPEAKER_09 2:18:27

Uh if something happens there, Wispy didn't intervene. Okay. You don't know why that would why he would have in the first place.

SPEAKER_04 2:18:37

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_09 2:18:38

And see. Alright. Well. Oh I will talk to you after first period.

SPEAKER_14 2:18:45

Are you in the board meeting?

SPEAKER_09 2:18:49

No. But I'm right across the hall from you. I'm right here. So if you ever need anything, just come tap on my door three times. If you tap twice, I'll think you're uh annoy you and I will lock that door.

SPEAKER_13 2:19:08

Okay.

SPEAKER_09 2:19:08

Um also, they keep saying the kids are uh kids are crazy.

SPEAKER_13 2:19:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 2:19:15

Kids are just kids. Just let 'em be kids. Alright. I gotta go. My kids might have destroyed my class. Good luck.

SPEAKER_10 2:19:30

Thanks.

SPEAKER_09 2:19:32

Off twees fast. Uh at this point Wispy materializes and it's looking at you with like squinted eyes.

SPEAKER_12 2:19:43

What?

unknown 2:19:47

Why?

SPEAKER_09 2:19:48

With uh it motions as two things uh two of its ghosts appear and then bonk together. Okay, yeah, you don't want the the eggs touching white frustration sits under him. Yes, see you think you hear like a mumble for a second before he sits there very still and then f uh immediately disappears and goes uh inside your room. You realize he might actually have a voice.

SPEAKER_17 2:20:32

He's starting to. There's too many things shifting around me at all times.

SPEAKER_09 2:20:42

As you go through your lesson. It's uh do you want to just roll me a brain check to see how well you teach?

SPEAKER_02 2:20:52

Sure.

SPEAKER_09 2:20:57

I will be totaling these at the end of the month uh against standardized testing.

SPEAKER_17 2:21:03

No no. Um, hang on, let me see. I have one. I'm gonna ladder that. Okay. Thirteen.

SPEAKER_09 2:21:13

Thirteen. Thirteen? Not a bad role. Uh pretty good. Uh it was a decent lesson. You kept the kids engaged. Uh, you definitely imparted some knowledge. Uh, if you want to put on your important notes that you got a 13 on a uh teaching check.

SPEAKER_15 2:21:37

Oh no. Okay.

SPEAKER_09 2:21:42

Uh as the bell rings to end first period, these kids all start heading off. Heading out as you empty in out of the room.

SPEAKER_17 2:21:52

I'm just gonna stick it in the digital world notes for right now, because Yeah, that's where it should go. Alright.

SPEAKER_09 2:21:58

As Wispy comes out of his heat haze looking at you.

SPEAKER_14 2:22:07

So I don't know if this is gonna change anything, but that man from the hallway was the one who made a diversion so that I could come get you from the kitchen so that I could find out that I needed your egg and get you out of there. He tried to help you.

SPEAKER_09 2:22:29

He looks at you and I'm just gonna roll. Can you just give me a uh charm check for Charm for Wispy? Oh, grit, yeah. Grit for wispy.

SPEAKER_17 2:22:42

Grit for wispy. I was gonna say grit for me to understand, but I can grit for wispy, sure. Six.

SPEAKER_09 2:22:54

It's not enough. Take a token as he sits there looking as he's so good. Bad bad. I mean, good job on the word, but the uh glass of the windows here shatters as smashing through the windows, uh you would see a form striking forth.

SPEAKER_17 2:23:21

See, I knew school was gonna get attacked if I showed up, but I still had to show up the first day.

SPEAKER_05 2:23:29

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_16 2:23:32

Oh, what a great board meeting it's gonna be.

SPEAKER_09 2:23:40

I didn't do get her out of here.

SPEAKER_17 2:23:42

I didn't do any of that, and you can't prove that this thing wasn't just coming for us.

SPEAKER_09 2:23:49

He just didn't like us in general. It has nothing to do with me.

SPEAKER_16 2:23:56

He hates the school, he's from our rival.

SPEAKER_09 2:24:01

Cool. Um, one's sake.

SPEAKER_05 2:24:07

You're good?

SPEAKER_10 2:24:09

Yes, I just am waiting to see what I'm fighting next week.

SPEAKER_06 2:24:14

Oh good.

SPEAKER_17 2:24:23

Also, I'm never gonna earn a crest of anything.

SPEAKER_09 2:24:31

The crest of sucking like cowardice. The crest of reliability.

SPEAKER_14 2:24:42

Cowardice, panic attacks, uh gosh.

SPEAKER_09 2:24:48

The crest of just kind of fucking up a little. As uh a massive wooden club smashes through the windows as you would see uh a figure green in colour another goblin.

SPEAKER_16 2:25:18

I still don't see anything, but I don't want to.

SPEAKER_09 2:25:27

You would see coming forth. Have I got his sheet ready to go? I think I do. I do. Great. Uh-oh. Be strong. Jumping forth this creature.

SPEAKER_02 2:25:45

No goblin.

SPEAKER_09 2:25:50

As your sapatama sits there and said uh that ain't no goblin. That's Ogumon!

SPEAKER_07 2:26:00

Ogre Mon I turned you off a champion level Digimon.

SPEAKER_09 2:26:08

Uh and it looks like he ain't here f uh to fuck around and find out as Ogamon bursts through as he Oh I can smell it.

SPEAKER_07 2:26:20

There's no someone near here.

SPEAKER_12 2:26:22

There's no apples here.

SPEAKER_07 2:26:27

Apples! I don't need no apples. I'm here for the e-pulse. I can sense it. I can smell it. It's right, oh it's close. And I'm gonna get it!

SPEAKER_09 2:26:41

Cause I'm the biggest, the strongest, as he jumps on your table and it cracks under his weight. I'm the best as a pulse comes out from your sapatama as uh you see spiraling around you a portal of digital colour that you as well as them are thrust through.

SPEAKER_03 2:27:10

Oh pocket space!

SPEAKER_09 2:27:12

You enter us pocket space.

SPEAKER_02 2:27:14

Yes! Okay, okay, we're not destroying the classroom more than this.

SPEAKER_09 2:27:21

As you uh swear off against Ogumon.

SPEAKER_04 2:27:26

Okay.

SPEAKER_09 2:27:27

Meanwhile. Me after a little while waking up Polio and Sangomon over in the fire. Did he eat the Digimon? Did he get over a fire?

SPEAKER_17 2:27:42

Did he eat the What? It doesn't matter. Okay Sorry, I was too too focused. Did you just What's over the fire? What?

SPEAKER_06 2:27:53

Uh Lekmon! No!

SPEAKER_02 2:27:56

I'm gonna shoot water at the fire! That's not fair!

SPEAKER_09 2:28:01

As Polio tells you, it's okay. He's not gonna hurt him. It's just an intimidation tactic. Uh so his legs are tied up as he ties it to the top of Don't like that!

SPEAKER_08 2:28:15

Uh, note it. We'll make sure that next time we do your plan.

SPEAKER_12 2:28:20

Uh I think the house could have worked this time.

SPEAKER_07 2:28:26

I don't think it could. And Selectmon wakes up as he, ha! Ha ha! It's so hot here! Oh god, oh god, that's the fire under me! Single man, my mortal rival! Are you going to cook and eat me? No!

SPEAKER_12 2:28:41

And I'm trying to put out the fire for Mr. Polly or Susan, so you'll be scared.

SPEAKER_07 2:28:48

As Electman, I am definitely scared. He was correct.

SPEAKER_12 2:28:57

Can I put it on?

SPEAKER_09 2:28:59

Not just yet, Sangamon.

SPEAKER_07 2:29:02

Electman, I need to know a couple of things and see. I will tell you anything! Please do not kill me. I do not because there will then not be a father for me to have. I cannot be my own father.

SPEAKER_09 2:29:30

There was a couple of kids that came through here a while back. Uh I need to know which way they went.

SPEAKER_07 2:29:37

Are you talking about the kids with the are all the Digimon? The Digid the Digidestined? And see, yeah, the Digidestined. And see, oh which set? There was a lot of them.

SPEAKER_09 2:29:54

See, fuck.

SPEAKER_07 2:29:56

That doesn't melt me down.

SPEAKER_02 2:29:59

Uh the young adult set. Do you have one of those?

SPEAKER_07 2:30:06

Were there a young adult set? See, there were three! Oh shit.

SPEAKER_09 2:30:15

Uh well, I need to know who I can talk to around here. Uh, cause we got a problem as he pulls out the uh sapatama to see. What is that? A digi egg? That doesn't look like a digi egg at all.

SPEAKER_07 2:30:32

That looks wrong. Is that Shelby's? Yes.

SPEAKER_12 2:30:37

That's my egg.

SPEAKER_07 2:30:40

You hatched from that egg? But there's no cracks or nothing. Did you glue it back together?

SPEAKER_11 2:30:48

No.

SPEAKER_09 2:30:49

You notice that the eggs around here are just normal eggs.

SPEAKER_01 2:30:53

Oh.

unknown 2:30:54

Okay.

SPEAKER_09 2:30:55

The Digimon in Digimon, uh, this Digimon world do not hatch from Sapatama.

SPEAKER_17 2:31:03

Oh. I mean, this is still the only Digibon that she I she's not seen anyone else hatch, so she doesn't know if it's weird.

SPEAKER_09 2:31:13

But um, I'm looking for someone who can help me reset this egg. Oh! You want the smart guy.

SPEAKER_07 2:31:24

Yeah, yeah, smart guy. He's probably with the other guy. They I can show you where they went.

SPEAKER_09 2:31:32

Do you have a map? I honestly don't even know where I am. Why? Which digital world is this? The digital world?

SPEAKER_11 2:31:40

But why is he still over five of your friends now?

SPEAKER_07 2:31:46

Uh, it's called intimidation, Sangamon. Yes, Sangamon! Keep up! I'm intimidating him. Okay. Uh, which way did they go, Wilekmon? Well, they probably headed towards the firewall. See?

SPEAKER_09 2:32:10

Alright. I'm gonna let you down, and then we're gonna need your help as he cuts the rope as the I put out the fire!

SPEAKER_02 2:32:17

I put out the fire, I put out the fire!

SPEAKER_07 2:32:20

As he hits one as he, ah! Sanglemon! You have attacked me with your water attack! You sick son of a bitch! Don't worry about Sanglemon. Still learning things, he alright. We should move though, because things here uh get real crazy at this sort of time.

SPEAKER_09 2:32:53

As uh we might not be alone. Uh as he heads towards the thing as polio come on Sangamom, we gotta go inside.

SPEAKER_11 2:33:06

Uh Mr. Polio?

SPEAKER_09 2:33:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 2:33:10

What's gonna happen to me if you reset my egg?

SPEAKER_09 2:33:15

Oh I can't reset your egg. We can't reset these eggs. They're fucked.

SPEAKER_11 2:33:20

But you just said you needed to.

SPEAKER_09 2:33:24

Oh, it'll just mean uh Shelby's data is slated. Which means you'll probably be okay.

SPEAKER_07 2:33:34

You might forget about me, but you'll be okay.

SPEAKER_11 2:33:38

Okay. So it won't hurt. Right?

SPEAKER_09 2:33:43

Oh no, it definitely will. Alright, Mlack Mother. What's going on?

SPEAKER_17 2:33:47

She tries to grab the sapotaba, but she's only two feet tall, so it's just like a little child jumping and flailing at you.

SPEAKER_09 2:33:58

As use head over that. Way in the distance watching on uh you would see this creature sit there as uh there we go. As way further out, on a ridge miles away, this creature looks up and see, well looky here. It seems we have some more Digidestined. That's where we're gonna end the session. Shh!

SPEAKER_17 2:34:43

Okay.

SPEAKER_09 2:34:44

As Horseman with Hat watches you.

SPEAKER_17 2:34:48

What a lovely character name, Horseman with Hat on.

SPEAKER_09 2:34:52

Yeah, he definitely doesn't have something that ends with Mon.

SPEAKER_07 2:34:59

It's actually Sagittari Mon. What? But still.

SPEAKER_02 2:35:03

No, no, this is an OC. Please don't steal.

SPEAKER_09 2:35:09

It is.

SPEAKER_02 2:35:12

Alright.

SPEAKER_09 2:35:12

So there is a Sagittari Mon. Maybe I should have fucking used that.

SPEAKER_16 2:35:20

I saw us next time.

SPEAKER_17 2:35:24

So I've remembered now why I can't play music during the recording of these things. I apologize profusely for all of the awkward cuts. I did the best I could with what's in there, but I have already started recording without the music, so once I get through the backlog and get to the newer stuff, hopefully that will be better. Thanks for listening, and I'll see you next week. Bye.