Bonus 1: Outtakes from Episodes 1-6

As a thank you for listening, I've compiled a collection of moments that I had to cut from the podcast, but wanted to keep anyway. I post these for my friends to chuckle at, and now I'm sharing them with you. Enjoy!

The Digimon system we're using is being homebrewed by Lio as we play test it. Our theme song and graphics were made using AI, and the background music in most episodes comes from M4S on Spotify.

Transcript

SPEAKER_03 0:00

Hi, it's Little Chomp and welcome back to the Chaos Crew 2. I have finally finished editing the first six episodes, so I thought I would put together a medley of the outtake so far. So this is not plot, this is not a character interview, this is just little moments that I couldn't believe in the episodes, but still enjoy. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 0:37

Just said you ready to go?

SPEAKER_03 0:41

As ready as I'm gonna be.

SPEAKER_01 0:44

I guess in a sense we start with the theme. We shut the fuck up for it, and then that way you have it so it comes in and has a lead in, and then we begin. That's that sound right?

SPEAKER_03 1:00

I'm not redoing uh the recap.

SPEAKER_01 1:07

For your edit, because I know you will fucking post this, because I know you. You just have to remove that bunch of me fing editing.

SPEAKER_03 1:18

Okay, okay, okay. We'll go we'll be we'll be quiet for a minute so we can see this in the in the waveform.

SPEAKER_01 1:26

Uh just while they're uploading, I am gonna quickly go grab uh another drink.

SPEAKER_03 1:31

Yeah, you do.

SPEAKER_01 1:32

I ran out of that in two seconds. But uh entertain the people.

SPEAKER_03 1:39

You realize I would just cut this part out, right?

unknown 1:41

Yo, internet, no time to stall, hear the Digivice call, rookie yellow.

SPEAKER_03 1:45

It's like that's not how this works. You need to act like it's streamed. There are of course always people and they can hear you, and it's your job to be entertaining. I'm incredibly disappointed that you can't even do that. I understand. Wow. The people are you. Entertain maple. Oh, uh entertain you! That's different.

SPEAKER_01 2:20

Yeah. I know you can I know you can uh delete stuff, but at the same time.

SPEAKER_03 2:27

I can't believe you didn't want to hear the recap in my beautiful voice.

SPEAKER_01 2:32

Hey man. It's not my fault. It's it's life. I just you know, don't want anyone else to have to suffer.

SPEAKER_03 2:41

Um You said it was your favorite thing last time.

SPEAKER_05 2:46

Oh hey, look, the starting music rocket is the screen ignite, shot the goal, we're in the fight with an end into the zone, not again. This world's our own. We just part of the system home here to be the danger calls, drag it, but go delay! It's limited one.

SPEAKER_03 5:18

You hate my voice.

SPEAKER_01 5:29

This is the perfect moment to fight with someone. And I can't help myself.

SPEAKER_03 5:37

Um I don't play tiny creatures in my games very often. But you know, I trust you enough that if I was gonna accidentally take a an extra turn. I really kind of hate Spotify. It decided it was to play Bolero. Like, that is not a digital LoFi. What the heck are you doing? I gave it a playlist and I hit play and it was like, I shall go.

SPEAKER_01 6:14

I will do what I want.

SPEAKER_03 6:16

Open to the ether. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 6:20

This is my dream, and I will do what's my way.

SPEAKER_03 6:25

Oh, uh, if um we get hurt on the job, is there any kind of like facility that we could go to that's affiliated with you, or are we just on our own?

SPEAKER_01 6:37

It's called the hospital.

SPEAKER_03 6:39

Okay, but it's not like you know people working for the Ministry of Civil Protection get half on.

SPEAKER_01 6:49

The hospital works for uh civil We have healthcare, what are you talking about?

SPEAKER_03 6:55

We have healthcare hand Oh the country has healthcare. Sorry, let me pause for psychic damage. You don't you don't understand how depressing it is to realize the dystopia is better than where you live, man.

SPEAKER_01 7:24

It's pretty bad.

SPEAKER_03 7:25

It's pretty bad. Cause like what I just said is legitimately a day-to-day worry. Alright, well, let me just mark a minor injury on my own sheet.

SPEAKER_01 7:45

Um I fully lost her accent I one second. Yeah, sorry. She's meant to be more southern belly. She looks at you as she's southern as she.

SPEAKER_03 8:03

You got this, I believe in you. Although a lot she was more Kentucky, but just keep going south, you'll find it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's great.

SPEAKER_01 8:16

Please come sit down. Would you like a cup of coffee? I'm happy to go grab you one.

SPEAKER_03 8:23

Okay. Alright. The only other thing you need to know is that the phrase bless your heart means you're a fucking moron. Uh for Southern America. Okay, got you. Good.

unknown 8:36

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 8:38

Uh I hope that you have a wonderful day, dude. It's gonna be a w a good day.

SPEAKER_03 8:45

I hope so.

SPEAKER_01 8:48

Bless my heart.

SPEAKER_03 8:50

Uh no, you don't bless your own heart.

SPEAKER_01 8:59

Bless your heart. That's right.

SPEAKER_03 9:02

That's right.

SPEAKER_01 9:04

You have reached the um what is it called?

SPEAKER_03 9:08

Isn't it Ministry of Civil Protection?

SPEAKER_01 9:12

Eatric Ministry. Uh very possibly did. I'm just sitting here like I've fully forgotten. Uh oh. Alright. Uh and I don't want to say something and then be like, oh, that was super fucking wrong. It's like the Shambhala eggs. They are not Shambhala eggs, they are Shangri-La eggs.

SPEAKER_02 9:47

It's okay. It's all okay.

SPEAKER_01 9:51

For you. I'm the idiot here. Ministry of Civil Protection.

SPEAKER_03 9:55

Yeah, I got it right!

SPEAKER_01 9:56

Uh as yeah.

SPEAKER_03 9:58

I question Polio's uh parenting or not parenting. Training techniques, but he told her it was fine.

SPEAKER_01 10:10

I mean it is fine. To him it doesn't matter. He's he can spare the e-pulse. Sorry, the apples.

SPEAKER_03 10:20

The apples. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_01 10:22

Yeah, he can he can spare the apples.

SPEAKER_03 10:26

Uh I think he's probably a very special very special person. He can just spare it.

SPEAKER_01 10:32

Oh yeah. He told you there is a reason why you swapped uh sapatana. Because the one that tastes very good. Well be like. His apples tastes very good. Thankfully, his one's supposed to like people won't come after it because it's like it's way too strong. It's like uh someone has tricked you. It's like uh how to put it. It's like smelling Indian food. It's like it's tempting. Unless you're standing there smelling garlic. Drake garlic right next to it. He's the garlic. Oh and I'm the delicious curry, so your one after he crapped it is now delicious curry.

SPEAKER_04 11:32

Alright!

SPEAKER_01 11:35

Okay. Uh I am visibly suck uh visibly succulent. And what sorry, that looks visibly succulent!

SPEAKER_03 11:52

I also hijack the speakers and play metal. I don't, I don't, I don't.

SPEAKER_02 11:59

This is the inside voice.

SPEAKER_01 12:03

This is This is the voice that tells you to burn things. Cool.

SPEAKER_03 12:12

It is, and you usually don't have to deal with it because there's always been other people actually burning things.

SPEAKER_01 12:19

That's right. But I don't have no other people actually ruling it. So it's up to you to do so.

SPEAKER_03 12:29

Um I wanna answer this. You know, when it's a group game, I can't get enough of talking. When it's just me, I'm like, oh my gosh, all the time. Why are they talking to me?

SPEAKER_01 12:47

Leave me alone. I don't like you. Um go talk to somebody else. You know, all the other players. Man, you were even watching. I was like, yeah, she's got me. She knows what's about to happen, and I'm like, how to get you.

SPEAKER_03 13:07

I have multiple monitors and no peripheral vision because uh my eyesight's got bad.

SPEAKER_01 13:17

Five minutes. And whilst I was talking on it, they're like, it's all good, man. Don't worry about it. I'm just like, fucking got you.

SPEAKER_02 13:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 13:26

But yeah. Do you want to do a quick recap? I'm just gonna go grab myself.

SPEAKER_03 13:32

I'd love to say no, but we both know the answer is I'm gonna do it.

SPEAKER_01 13:36

So go get shit! Oh, last time on Digimon!

SPEAKER_03 13:42

Uh by Pokeo! Last time on Digimon!

SPEAKER_01 13:50

No, no, this is the Digimon now right now. You know, hey boys and girls, welcome back to Digimon! We're doing the Digimon things today. Last time Sangamon had a real tough time. Sangamon nearly died! He nearly got fucking got everyone's a he to the narrator. It's easier for me because I don't see gender. Wow. Everyone's a person. That's just how it is. Except Digimon. They're not people, they're Digimon. So Sagamon nearly got got uh Olio definitely got got killed outright pretty sad. What a bad time.

SPEAKER_03 14:41

It is a bad time, her egg is back there.

SPEAKER_01 14:45

Yeah, you lost you lost your sapotami. That's a bad time. You're gonna end up lost in this world forever and never able to go home. No! What a shitty ending to your story! Oh well. Uh otherwise, uh we had uh we had a fellow digit destined, Shelby. Shelby was over here kicking it in the human world with Wispon when Shelby was like, oh, I'm gonna go to school and I'm gonna get a degree and I'm gonna be a teacher. And then I just started in the mirror worlds. And then we had a whole thing of a fight with Ogumon. He was mad because he Ogumon. Uh Ogumon came out here and fought Wispmon and fucking lost like a bitch. Man, Ogamon is terrible. He's he's honestly the worst champion there is. Uh Wispmon, great. Wispom top tier. Can't wait for his evolution. So beyond that, we had a lot of technical difficulties with the roll ladder that I had to fix all week. Fuck that, for a joke. Uh I did a lot of things, I added a lot of things, the drinks now work perfectly.

SPEAKER_02 16:16

Forget what happened in the session, and now you're just on the sheets.

SPEAKER_01 16:20

You can't tell me if I'm rambling. That's my job. As the narrator, I can say whatever I want happened, and I know exactly what happened. Cause Kelby went to a meeting. That's right. Yes! She went to a meeting.

SPEAKER_03 16:40

Yes! There we go.

SPEAKER_01 16:43

Shelby went to a meeting and dealt with uh consequences of her actions. That's right, on strippers. But but it wasn't a weird stripper thing. They were supporting women.

SPEAKER_02 17:04

Hang on, pause just a second. I gotta make sure that I got yeah, okay, the content label's still there. Continue.

SPEAKER_01 17:13

Yeah, it wasn't it wasn't about seeing boobies. It was more about supporting a teacher in need. Also, seeing boobies. So they continued on with their usual times until they were got by the cops. And then Shelby got out of it because they were like, you know what? I don't have time for this. So we're gonna keep an eye on you, and if there's any problems, we're gonna crack down on you like I don't know. Egg on rice? Is that a thing? Does egg go on rice? I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 17:51

Definitely not.

SPEAKER_01 17:52

I only eat chicken nuclees. There was plenty of nice speeches. They definitely had nothing to do with it, for sure. Uh if Sobey was there, that's usually the thing. And uh, yeah, you had some different things go on. At this point, I'll turn it over to Shelby because I've just been rambling about nothing for now.

SPEAKER_03 18:21

Okay!

SPEAKER_01 18:22

So take it away.

SPEAKER_03 18:24

Hello, Ziggy. Yes, that is Leo.

SPEAKER_01 18:28

Yeah, who the fuck do you think runs this? Just a guy.

SPEAKER_03 18:33

That's your streamer who is such a streamer who doesn't stream.

unknown 18:37

That's true.

SPEAKER_01 18:38

Not a streamer.

SPEAKER_03 18:40

You you knew I was the true owner of that channel. You saw this coming. You're the only one who did.

SPEAKER_01 18:47

Yeah. Um, it's not my fault that uh my computer died and that all my streaming stuff is no longer on it. Right. So there's no point in me ever streaming again.

unknown 19:01

Ever.

SPEAKER_01 19:03

Yeah, ever again.

SPEAKER_03 19:05

Wow.

SPEAKER_01 19:09

Uh retired from streaming at the peak of my game.

SPEAKER_02 19:13

So like the top of my popularity. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 19:17

70 people. Hey, at one point I was getting like 30 people in a session.

SPEAKER_02 19:23

That's awesome.

SPEAKER_01 19:25

And then I murder Chomp.

SPEAKER_03 19:28

Once a session, every session so far. First session, it was my player character. Uh second session, I think second session, it was gonna be Song of Mon. I don't know if Wispy's had a near death experience yet.

SPEAKER_01 19:52

Not Wispy's too dope.

SPEAKER_03 19:55

Apparently. Um.

SPEAKER_01 20:00

He stepped up and just knocked.

SPEAKER_03 20:02

Oh no! Sorry, session two. None of us actually drop to zero. Because session three is the fight with Sangoman and Alekmon. Where she very nearly dies and then makes a mortal enemy who will never like her at all. Just hates her forever.

SPEAKER_01 20:23

And then Mortal Rival.

SPEAKER_03 20:26

He doesn't say that in front of her. She doesn't. Yeah. He waited till she left the house to say my greatest rival and greatest friend or whatever. She's only heard my mortal enemy, so she doesn't. Um, okay. Did wispy almost die? I don't think so. But the wispy fight, we had the like tennis of well, I outrolled you by ten. Well I outrolled you by ten. Well I out.

SPEAKER_01 21:06

Yeah, that did happen.

SPEAKER_03 21:08

Well.

SPEAKER_01 21:10

Okay. Uh you had skill that loyal quick recovery, easygoing, and uh digital overthall.

SPEAKER_03 21:18

Uh I don't have digital overs. I don't know what that is.

SPEAKER_01 21:22

Are you sure?

SPEAKER_03 21:23

Yeah, I'm very sure. What sheet do you see that on? She was laying on the couch just eating it and I stole it and brought it in here.

SPEAKER_01 22:09

Yeah, I should set up dog cameras for my my months as well.

SPEAKER_03 22:13

Wouldn't that be great? Instead of player camps.

SPEAKER_01 22:20

Instead of playing because you just get dogs.

SPEAKER_03 22:25

You know, it'd be really popular.

SPEAKER_01 22:28

God, I would I would watch that stream.

SPEAKER_03 22:31

Right.

SPEAKER_01 22:32

Watch the hell out of that stream.

SPEAKER_03 22:34

Right.

SPEAKER_01 22:36

Um, alright. So let me just I just realized that I don't have this guy's I don't have this token. One second. I have all the other tokens. Why do I not have this token?

SPEAKER_03 22:49

There's nothing in this room.

SPEAKER_00 22:51

Did I Did I not?

SPEAKER_01 22:55

Why did I not make this token? Ignore the man behind the curtain. It's I just have so much stuff.

SPEAKER_03 23:05

It's uh it's just a really erotic isobe, right? He's just taking like a drip shower. That's what the sound is.

SPEAKER_01 23:15

That's it. He's just having a mad shower.

SPEAKER_03 23:22

Like this, I don't like this at all.

SPEAKER_01 23:24

I don't like this, I don't like this.

SPEAKER_03 23:25

I'm fine.

SPEAKER_01 23:26

You don't like this at all? I'm failing as a DM then. Damn.

SPEAKER_03 23:31

I mean I I just I don't I don't feel like Shelby's having a good time. I'm really curious.

unknown 23:44

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 23:45

But uh Well we're gonna we're gonna see right now.

SPEAKER_03 23:49

Uh I will Which car? I saw you were you put him in a car and then you moved him, and I guess you've moved him to a second car.

SPEAKER_01 24:00

I don't know which car you want. What sort of car would you drive?

SPEAKER_03 24:06

Probably let's see. Probably something small. Oh, let's something small. Let's do this little eco car up here.

SPEAKER_02 24:27

The tiny little green one at the top of the mouth. Because let's see. Yeah, afford You've got the pink one there. Pink one.

SPEAKER_03 24:48

I would complain, but she's wearing pink, so fine.

SPEAKER_01 24:52

Yep. That's why I picked it.

SPEAKER_03 24:58

Okay, um.

SPEAKER_00 24:59

Alright. Uh, for those of you who are on the server, uh during this week, uh gonna drop another fucking thing for her as well. So you know. What?

SPEAKER_02 25:15

When? When?

SPEAKER_00 25:16

Yeah man.

SPEAKER_02 25:17

When?

SPEAKER_00 25:18

Whenever I feel like it.

SPEAKER_02 25:20

Feel like it now.

SPEAKER_01 25:23

Nah, it's not finished yet. But it'll be finished within the next few days. This week. At some point.

SPEAKER_03 25:34

So, there you go. Little outtakes from the first six episodes. I hope you got a few laughs out of them, but either way, I will see you again on our regular release date, which is Mondays, with the next episode. Later.