Bonus 2: Outtakes from Sessions 7-9

We're taking the month of June off to rebuild our buffer. New episodes will resume on July 6th!

As a thank you for listening, I've compiled a collection of moments that I had to cut from the podcast, but wanted to keep anyway. I post these for my friends to chuckle at, and now I'm sharing them with you. This week, we have outtakes from sessions 7-9. Enjoy!

Featured character: Zubamon

The Digimon system we're using is being homebrewed by Lio as we play test it. Our theme song and graphics were made using AI, and the background music in most episodes comes from M4S on Spotify.

Transcript

SPEAKER_04 0:00

Hi, it's Little Chomp, and welcome back to the Chaos Crew 2. This week we need to post one of our bonus episodes because something happened. Maybe it's a family issue, maybe we didn't sleep well or when I was sick, but you know, human stuff. So I'm going to put together the next batch of outtakes from our episode. We're starting in episode 7. I'm not sure how far we're gonna get yet at this point, because I'm recording it at the beginning. But uh I hope you enjoy some of the chaos that um doesn't really make our episodes better. But definitely makes the game itself more fun.

SPEAKER_02 0:50

See you on the other side.

SPEAKER_04 0:53

Hello, welcome back. I know I disappeared for so long.

SPEAKER_08 1:01

I know, it was devastating.

SPEAKER_04 1:04

I know.

SPEAKER_08 1:04

I was so upset. I know I will never get over it.

SPEAKER_04 1:09

I don't know how you survive without me for like five minutes at a time.

SPEAKER_08 1:15

You know. Sometimes I just sit there and imagine a world where uh I'm not happy. Oh the fucking Japanese one for wizardmon is uh wizarmon and now it's flawizarmon. Flaw wizard kind of fun to say actually comes for Aaron Smith does indeed give you his number. It's not a sex thing.

SPEAKER_05 1:53

What?

SPEAKER_08 1:57

Why would it be I don't know, it'll sign you on the enforcers or whatever. Hey man, if you were that's okay. But they've got a job to do, so leave them alone.

SPEAKER_05 2:21

Okay And not expect to cry now. What's wrong with you?

SPEAKER_08 2:34

Yeah, there's plenty of time left in this episode.

SPEAKER_05 2:37

Right. Must be Digiballs for the first time off screen because you suck at parenting. Yes.

SPEAKER_08 2:45

What's that? You wanted to see this transformation? Nah, they're coming back and they're like, man, you should have seen it. He was so cool.

SPEAKER_00 2:54

Like Digiball four times. Whoa! All four of them just bam bam bam.

SPEAKER_08 3:02

He became the ultimate Digimon and just fucked everyone up.

SPEAKER_04 3:07

And then he got tired and turned back. Okay.

SPEAKER_08 3:12

Probably not 10-15, probably about 20-30 minutes.

SPEAKER_05 3:16

Bathroom.

SPEAKER_08 3:16

Yeah, I know. You need chill. I'm getting there.

SPEAKER_00 3:32

I didn't say anything when I was just looking at it. Alright.

SPEAKER_07 3:37

Don't stop being terrible.

SPEAKER_04 3:40

Hey, it's editing Chomp, jumping back in to give a little context on this next one. Um, Leo and I have been writing a set of matching stories about um K Ark and her from the original the original Chaos Crew Season 2 side story, Tuscan Sun. Um and so that is what we're talking about. Mine is at like 155 pages so far. And I'm having a blast. So, anyway, that that's the context. For anyone who's like, what are you talking about? There's links to the original Chaos Crew podcast in here. If you go there to season two and you only listen to the two sessions called Tusk and Sun, uh those are the characters. Okay. Bye.

SPEAKER_08 4:40

I apologize for uh taking this moment by the way. I am currently in that state where one thing I have my laptop and I have my computer, and I live off my laptop at the moment, but it means that if anything's on my computer, I need to go back and forth. And unfortunately, this cane is all computer. I refuse, Poey. Uh I don't want to read.

SPEAKER_03 5:08

Don't want to read what?

SPEAKER_08 5:09

Uh, chomps back. Cool.

SPEAKER_04 5:15

You know what? We should just stop the stream. And you can read.

SPEAKER_08 5:23

I mean, I have the 80% of the next chapter for her uh uh pretty much made up.

SPEAKER_03 5:30

I'm gonna die.

SPEAKER_08 5:32

Will will it be out anytime soon? No. Probably not knowing me.

SPEAKER_04 5:37

Also, this week is gonna be crazy for you, so you probably do not have time.

SPEAKER_08 5:42

Yeah, this week is the week from hell for me. I'm gonna have a ton of shit to get done.

SPEAKER_04 5:52

I have snippets of what I want to change for the revision of my uh last two chapters as well, but I haven't actually sat down to write it. Maybe this weekend, because as I told you before we started, I do need mental breaks. So maybe I will fix it. But oh, okay. Real fast. Real fast while the stream, while the game is paused. It's gonna work so well because she casts the foresight thing on him. So he sees a glimpse of the future, and then he starts getting like really worried about it, and is like, you do your weird stuff here. And I wrote that in the first one, but it makes more sense now. Because now I know what he saw.

SPEAKER_08 6:49

That's right. I think it's we now know what he's seeing.

SPEAKER_04 6:54

I think it's gonna be better.

SPEAKER_08 6:56

Stay here for a second. I need to put up. So everyone, we're just gonna have the block.

SPEAKER_04 7:03

Gonna have nice memory time of when we were in that board meeting. And Asobe offered to uh put his job on the line for mine. Just flash back as we're driving and think about that. He's probably dead now because I didn't go with him. I just let him handle this for three hours.

SPEAKER_08 7:23

Um what a poor baby boy.

SPEAKER_04 7:29

Thank you for your prime subscription again.

SPEAKER_00 7:32

It feels so I'm also gonna do that. There's not a dog in here! You monster! Oh no! Okay, I will go retrieve it. Oh no no, all my wasted points! I will go retrieve a dog, but you have to entertain the people.

SPEAKER_08 7:49

Okay. Guys, I can fucking entertain you. I'm dying here. My arm hurts.

SPEAKER_01 7:57

So I'm fucking mad.

SPEAKER_08 8:00

I'm lying to jump and be like, no, I'm fine. I hurt! I hurt mad. Oh, every time I move it, it feels like it's just carved into my uh into the bone, and then it's just shock waves all the way down to my fingertips.

unknown 8:22

Oh!

SPEAKER_08 8:23

There's another one. I've just taken painkillers, so here's hoping that it like it'll just ease out. It'll be chill as it slowly comes in, but at the same time I'm like, just you wait. It'll probably get worse knowing my luck. What do you do? You can't beat him, chew them. And by them, I mean the dead people that are going to be accompanying me as I fall into death. But yeah. Anyone in the chat, I'd love to hear how you guys are going this week. You know.

SPEAKER_02 9:13

I I trust you were entertaining during the uh dog retrieval process.

SPEAKER_08 9:19

Sure. We'll call it for that.

SPEAKER_02 9:23

Well. Thank you.

SPEAKER_08 9:25

I called your stream a bunch of children, told them that I'm gonna ruin us the whole time.

SPEAKER_03 9:30

Oh, okay, cool.

SPEAKER_08 9:34

I fully like set uh the like racial slurs.

SPEAKER_04 9:41

You know I have access to the uh recording with this, right?

SPEAKER_08 9:46

Yeah, but you won't watch it back yet.

SPEAKER_04 9:49

No, I won't watch it back yet. Editor me is gonna be sitting there like. Come on. Um I'm gonna treat it the same way I do all of these, which is you just keep going until you lose power, or you get a tornado warning. But we're not even on a tornado watch, so it's fine.

SPEAKER_08 10:12

Yeah, you're fine. It's not even a problem.

SPEAKER_04 10:17

I'm inside, so it's not really okay.

SPEAKER_06 10:22

Anything else I need to I don't think so. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 10:31

Um So Shelby's kind of like processing uh everything that's going on.

SPEAKER_04 10:48

I uh kind of wanted to roll like a contested stat check against myself. The thunder What for Um I'm getting worried. It's normal. See now we can both be both be worried. I can be worried about your shakes. And you can be worried about the all the lightning. Holy cow, man.

SPEAKER_08 11:30

I just let 'em ride.

SPEAKER_04 11:32

That's what you do with thunderstorms.

SPEAKER_08 11:37

I guess.

SPEAKER_00 11:38

Yeah, just let it ride, because there's nothing you can do about it.

SPEAKER_08 11:46

What is this ghost doing here? I do not get it.

SPEAKER_04 11:52

But yeah, so did you just change something? I got so much background noise all of a sudden.

SPEAKER_08 11:59

Oh, that's really weird, I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 12:03

You rat.

SPEAKER_00 12:18

Eleven forty-seven PM. I thought you just forgot. Yeah, I didn't.

SPEAKER_08 13:09

Worth it.

SPEAKER_03 13:10

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_08 13:12

Yeah. Now I can turn it back.

SPEAKER_03 13:15

Okay.

SPEAKER_08 13:19

Turn the back of cancellation and turn it back up. Yeah. You can't escape it. I'm gonna do it every week. I'm gonna find a way every week.

SPEAKER_03 13:30

I'm gonna keep trying to clip these things out and putting them in the outtakes channel.

SPEAKER_08 13:36

Good. I'm cool with it, whatever.

SPEAKER_04 13:41

I did appreciate my friend's comment that this this game was too realistic.

SPEAKER_08 13:51

This TTRPG is too realistic.

SPEAKER_00 13:55

It was when she was talking about being overwhelmed and wanting to go home and watch TV for two hours.

SPEAKER_08 14:05

Yo, that's your choice. My TTRPG is cool little Digimon and you go on adventures and this and that. Chomp chose to be like, I'm gonna have a job and anxiety and all this other shit. I chose none of that.

SPEAKER_00 14:27

Mm-hmm. And as punishment, I get to play every single minute of every single day. We might finish this week by June. I'm sorry, we will definitely finish it by June unless life kicks us. But like You know why you know why that is though.

SPEAKER_08 14:46

No, I don't! I have I have issues with uh time skipping. Oh. I don't like it because fucking in most DD games, if you implement a time skip, you will get a bunch of players going, oh, during this time, I want to do this and I would do this and I would do that, and I'm like, those are things I have to interact with in roleplay. So we have to then go back and do that. And then my time skip thing is no longer a time skip because what they said might affect what happens in the time skip. And then it's this and it's like if I don't sit there and go, what do you want to do today? and let them go nothing, and I don't have any plans, unless they do that, I'm like, well. Alright, I guess you're in the situ I have to go through with what you're telling me. If you tell me I have nothing to do, I'm just going to do downtime. Okay, then I will put you in downtime.

SPEAKER_06 15:52

Okay. But yeah.

SPEAKER_04 15:53

Well.

SPEAKER_08 15:54

I just have an issue with it.

SPEAKER_04 15:56

I appreciate you explaining that, because that's really good to know. Uh, I don't think we've ever actually talked about that before, because when we had the whole group, obviously that was not really a thing.

SPEAKER_08 16:11

Yeah, well, with the whole group, it was very much a thing of every time we would do stuff, it was the whole the story happened, and I would constantly be going, what do you guys want to do? And then when I would be like, they started it because it was literally a thing of like, alright, so in the time that it takes you to get here, this is what happens, and they're like, Oh, during that time I want to do this and this, and I'm like, Well, now that doesn't happen.

SPEAKER_05 16:45

Right, because you were supposed to be traveling.

SPEAKER_04 16:47

Now you now you didn't.

SPEAKER_08 16:52

Time skipping is hard for me.

SPEAKER_04 16:54

That's fine. I think she really does need introvert time, so I really would like her to just be able to go home. You head home. Watch a magical girl anime. Turn the sabatama on silent, you know, like Simon said if you need a knight, just take a knight. So she's gonna actually do it.

SPEAKER_08 17:24

Yeah. And you take the knight. Nothing happens, no one messages you, no one gets you your space. Wispy plays with spoons over in the corner. And it's just uh no. The night passes without any problems.

SPEAKER_03 17:48

Okay.

SPEAKER_08 17:49

Uh cool. The following day.

SPEAKER_00 17:59

You're like, what shop morning came settled.

SPEAKER_08 18:04

Yeah, the morning came.

SPEAKER_00 18:08

I see the real fantasy here. I take the night off and it actually works out. Thank you. Thank you, Chris. Yes, that is the fantasy. Oh no. Wait. She's dead. You can't I can't hear you because I didn't put you in the ending screen.

SPEAKER_08 18:32

You suck. I know. Alright. She she's put it back on the normal screen for me to.

SPEAKER_00 18:39

Put it back on the normal screen so that you can talk to them.

SPEAKER_08 18:42

Everybody, Trump's gonna die now. Uh she's gonna go, she's gonna go lie in bed. She's not gonna put it on the ending screen. She's not gonna sign off. She's just ending screen because she will die. Yep.

SPEAKER_00 18:54

Uh we're on a timer. We got ten seconds.

SPEAKER_08 18:58

Yeah, we're we got ten seconds, we're about to uh be murdered. It's just the way it is. Two, one, have a good one, guys. Oh, it's terrible.

SPEAKER_04 19:09

Don't listen to him.

SPEAKER_08 19:10

Because that's just fun.

SPEAKER_04 19:11

Don't listen to him. We don't listen to him here. Except I do because my life depends on it. But yours doesn't.

SPEAKER_00 19:22

You're safe.

SPEAKER_08 19:28

And what some people call an arsehole. And what others call fun.

SPEAKER_04 19:39

I think you're fun.

SPEAKER_08 19:41

Yeah, see? Think of the economy.

SPEAKER_04 19:47

But like if I didn't think you were fun, I wouldn't show up every week.

SPEAKER_00 19:51

So, you know.

SPEAKER_08 19:52

That's true.

SPEAKER_00 19:52

Bias.

SPEAKER_08 19:53

That's also true. You only think I'm fun because I run funny stuff. Uh is that a problem? Yeah, a little bit. It's really bad for our friendship.

SPEAKER_04 20:09

We should hang out more often, but I thought once a week for several hours was already kind of like not demanding, but you know. You know what?

SPEAKER_08 20:20

Yeah, it sounds it sounds rough. Never mind, we're good.

SPEAKER_04 20:23

Just skip a shift of work. You can hang out with me more, it's fine. I can make time. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 20:31

You sure can.

SPEAKER_04 20:34

You can't, but I can. Yeah. I mean, I I definitely don't think about this game when we're not playing it, and I don't have a favorite either.

SPEAKER_05 20:46

Um The problem is like if you don't know already, you will eventually figure out who my favorite is, and then I'm just cooked.

SPEAKER_08 21:10

I don't use people's favorites against them. I don't need to. Not my not my worry. You like someone? Great. Means I like that character. Do I need to use it to kill you? No, I've got plenty of other characters for that. Alright. So Chump, you uh we're starting with Sangamon.

SPEAKER_02 21:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 21:37

Cool. You sound so disappointed.

SPEAKER_04 21:40

Oh, I just deleted the chat that was gonna be my pinned message that was Leo's being mean to me again, because I I can't leave that now. You just like you have to do something bad before I can complain about you.

SPEAKER_08 21:56

That's not true. You can complain about me whenever you want.

SPEAKER_05 22:05

Okay. Um I should change my so it's not.

SPEAKER_02 22:13

I'm the worst streamer. No, you're not.

SPEAKER_08 22:19

There's bad ones out there. You have some part of it.

SPEAKER_04 22:23

The bar can always be lower. It's fine.

SPEAKER_08 22:26

The bar can be worse. Sorry, I just I can't help myself when I get into overlay mode. I'm like, I could do this. I could do this. Look at this.

SPEAKER_04 22:37

Uh I did change to the most recent one. Oh no, I didn't! There's a new most recent one.

SPEAKER_07 22:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 22:48

This is the vibe where if someone takes a clip, you can tell what part of the stream it was in.

SPEAKER_07 22:53

Yeah. That's why we have the podcast. Because I can't fuck with that.

SPEAKER_04 23:02

Oh man, if you could, I feel like our show graphic would be different every time I logged in. Like, what? Why? We need consistency or they'll never recognize it. What are you doing?

SPEAKER_06 23:18

Okay, well, I told you the thing. In advance, you have plenty of time to do whatever.

SPEAKER_05 23:26

She won't say Wispy, why am I so bad at this if this was the drive on the way home and Wispy's not there?

SPEAKER_08 23:34

Yeah, he would have called whilst you were on your way home.

SPEAKER_05 23:36

Yeah, that's fine.

SPEAKER_04 23:37

So just retracting.

SPEAKER_05 23:39

Yeah. Alright. Banging in my apartment when I get home.

SPEAKER_08 23:47

There's no they're not banging in your apartment.

SPEAKER_05 23:51

No, no, that's no.

SPEAKER_04 23:58

But also, I mean, if that's where Digi eggs come from, then like leave them alone.

SPEAKER_08 24:03

We don't know. We've never known.

SPEAKER_04 24:06

We're not gonna know. Wow, I didn't mean that.

SPEAKER_08 24:13

You heard it here first, people. Chomp. Super into Digimon Bag.

SPEAKER_01 24:20

Um This is gonna get clipped for the outtakes on my server now.

SPEAKER_08 24:26

Yeah, 100%.

SPEAKER_01 24:30

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 24:33

So that's only the outtakes from episodes 7 through 9. Apparently we were uh just a little unhinged. Um I hope you enjoyed them. I'm gonna actually go ahead and start the next outtakes episode because I still haven't put the outtakes from 10 and 11, and I'm really curious how long that's gonna be. So, um hopefully you're having a great week. Hopefully whatever kept us from playing this week uh will be dealt with and we'll be good to go next week. But uh either way, I appreciate you listening. If you wanna be part of the chaos life, come listen to us on Twitch. It's Sunday night at 7:30 to 8-ish Eastern time. Most weeks. We might be late or something might come up, but uh yeah, we'd love to see you there. And uh if you just want to listen here, appreciate that too. So see you next week. Bye.