Bonus 3: Outtakes from Sessions 10-11

We're taking the month of June off to rebuild our buffer. New episodes will resume on July 6th!

As a thank you for listening, I've compiled a collection of moments that I had to cut from the podcast, but wanted to keep anyway. I post these for my friends to chuckle at, and now I'm sharing them with you. This week, we have outtakes from sessions 10-11. Enjoy!

Featured character: Spadamon

The Digimon system we're using is being homebrewed by Lio as we play test it. Our theme song and graphics were made using AI, and the background music in most episodes comes from M4S on Spotify.

Transcript

SPEAKER_05 0:00

Hey, it's Little Chomp, and welcome back to the Chaos Crew 2. Just like last time that I did an Outtakes episode, this is a backup for gaps in our schedule, kids getting sick, one of us just not feeling well and everything. So we're gonna start out with episode 10 and 11, and we'll see how far we get. I honestly don't know if that's gonna be all that's in here or if there will be a pause and I'll finish this one later. But I try to keep these around 20-something minutes so it's not too long. Also, my puppy is joining us today. I hope you have a good time. And I'll let her out. See you on the other side. I suppose I can switch over to the hero lightning pack. Yeah. Uh so I've been playing a Digimon game with one of my best friends, but hopefully he can't hear me say that. Uh this is our 10th session. Yeah, and it's mostly interpersonal drama so far. Depending on what you like is either good or bad. This is our hangout. And um There's my my character and my Digimon. So I have Wispmon who's a little cat ghost. I'm sure there's a way to pull up the images bigger, but I am not good at that. Oh man. Oh no, you're back! You didn't You didn't hear anything that I said about you, right? Silence. Wispy just knew that uh that I wanted him on the screen. There's definitely no ad an Aussie listening to this right now.

SPEAKER_08 2:36

No Aussie's listening to this. No, I d I didn't hear anything, man. I didn't hear anything.

SPEAKER_06 2:44

You loser best friend Shut Shut up Go jump in the ocean I refuse.

SPEAKER_00 3:03

Okay, now I'm not saying that anything about what just happened could give any insight into why I like Tojiro as a person, but um I may have that personality. Uh, what a time. I hate you. I hate you so much.

SPEAKER_01 3:29

It's probably gonna get clipped.

SPEAKER_07 3:32

Hands down it will. You're not doing your job, people.

SPEAKER_01 3:38

I'm self-deprecating enough it's likely to show up in the outtakes.

SPEAKER_05 3:42

Also, Moe, thank you for donating to the challenge.

SPEAKER_08 3:48

Good job, Moe.

SPEAKER_05 3:49

Hopefully that doesn't get finished tonight.

SPEAKER_08 3:56

Nah, we're finishing it tonight, everybody. Get in there!

SPEAKER_05 3:59

No!

SPEAKER_08 3:59

Make the things happen. Uh, also, I've just gotta be so much worse.

SPEAKER_05 4:07

Cause like if it finishes tonight, the most reasonable thing to do would be to have a character song. And there's definitely nobody to sing to in this game, and that would not be a thing.

SPEAKER_08 4:24

Yeah, that would be that would be terrible.

SPEAKER_05 4:26

It'd be bad. Everybody hates music canonically. I've watched several characters break instruments in this game.

SPEAKER_08 4:39

Okay, okay, I think I figured it out.

SPEAKER_05 4:42

Have you?

SPEAKER_08 4:43

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 4:44

Can you hear me?

SPEAKER_08 4:48

Yes, I think I've got it. Can you talk?

SPEAKER_05 4:50

Yeah. Can you hear me yet?

SPEAKER_08 4:53

I can hear you. You can hear me?

SPEAKER_05 4:56

Yeah. Uh hold on. It cut off your microphone, so no.

SPEAKER_08 5:05

Damn. Damn.

SPEAKER_01 5:09

Just share your screen so the audience can hear it.

SPEAKER_08 5:13

Nah, I refuse. I thought I was being clever. Uh at this point, I'm like, no.

SPEAKER_05 5:19

No, your noise cancellation is too strong. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_08 5:23

No, it's not the noise cancellation, it's just the things. Uh it shouldn't be any noise gate or anything like that that causes an issue.

SPEAKER_05 5:33

Anyway, that was the theme song attempt of the week.

SPEAKER_08 5:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 5:40

How well. Maybe next time we have you do the refresh instead of me.

SPEAKER_08 5:50

What I that was the intent. That's exactly what I needed.

SPEAKER_05 5:54

You didn't use words!

SPEAKER_08 5:57

It's not my fault.

SPEAKER_05 5:59

I I needed words! Okay. There's anybody in chat who is an expert at car chases, please feel free to uh let me know what you think I should do. Because I still don't think we wanna get in a car accident.

SPEAKER_08 6:17

Um Yeah, Pittman might be a bad plan.

SPEAKER_05 6:22

Um I guess I will at least try to chase them onto the grass. But uh I don't like any of these options. I feel like they are all that plate chicken, drive in front and use that to make them stop.

SPEAKER_06 6:42

Oh there we go.

SPEAKER_01 6:47

I did ask for for input.

SPEAKER_08 6:51

Um how could it go wrong?

SPEAKER_05 6:56

Uh I mean there's no one else on the road. I have more driving experience than the Digi one. Sure, let's try.

SPEAKER_08 7:09

You're gonna get ahead of them and try and chicken them?

SPEAKER_05 7:12

Why not? Suddenly drive in reverse. I will be so far gone.

SPEAKER_08 7:19

Rommy a flight check?

SPEAKER_02 7:21

Okay. I would love for you to be a little more specific, please.

SPEAKER_08 7:26

Hey guys! What's happening? Oh no, he would not come in actually. He was meant to go get up. Oh take the fist. He walks off. There's no door here. Here uh I'm gonna presume there's doors to them.

SPEAKER_05 7:51

Sure. That's fine.

SPEAKER_08 7:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 7:58

I mean there's there's lines on the floor that imply there have been doors there before.

SPEAKER_08 8:06

They just took all the doors off when they moved in. What are you doing in the bathroom?

SPEAKER_00 8:12

Lena had too many people escaping from her there.

SPEAKER_08 8:17

That's what I hate. It's okay, nobody's looking. But yeah. Uh bit more things happening. Who knows?

SPEAKER_05 8:28

Who knows?

SPEAKER_08 8:29

Finding the Digidestined.

SPEAKER_05 8:31

We're gonna have to ask Shuta if he has a girlfriend soon.

SPEAKER_08 8:35

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_02 8:38

We don't know why this is important exactly, but it it must be asked of all Digidestined. Just to make sure they're not about to abandon you.

SPEAKER_08 8:48

All Digidestined probably have a freaking girlfriend.

SPEAKER_02 8:53

What's wrong with Shelby?

SPEAKER_08 8:56

She just doesn't have a doesn't have a girlfriend. She's just terrible.

SPEAKER_02 9:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 9:02

Shelby Shelby must be real bad at this.

SPEAKER_05 9:06

She is real bad at this. She can't even get a girlfriend. Ugh.

SPEAKER_08 9:11

Ugh. What a bad time. Well.

SPEAKER_05 9:14

And Matt needs two girlfriends. He has the one in Canada, but he wants another one.

SPEAKER_08 9:20

He there's one that he wants to be his girlfriend, but he's got the one in Canada.

SPEAKER_02 9:25

Oh.

SPEAKER_08 9:26

So he's gonna have to get rid of the one in Canada to get another girlfriend.

SPEAKER_05 9:29

Oh I didn't realize he was gonna get rid of that first one.

SPEAKER_08 9:36

Yeah, you can only have one girlfriend.

SPEAKER_05 9:39

Someone's gonna have to explain this to Sangamon later.

SPEAKER_08 9:45

And they might.

SPEAKER_05 9:47

No or not. It's okay if she just doesn't know. Hey, it's editing me again, giving some more context. Um, this next one, there was a request on stream for me to do the recap in a character voice, and they requested Anastasia from the um the One Piece series that I was in. But it's been probably it's probably been a full two years since I played her, so uh that's what this is, and that's why I needed help remembering her voice. Okay. Um, okay, so last time. Thank you for the hint, Chris, just in case I did not remember. Which I very nearly didn't. Okay, so last time, um, Shelby had a meltdown for like almost the entire time over basically nothing. Um she called the other socially anxious one and convinced him to come meet her, so then they parted at the school, which looks really sketchy. And then he was in her car and she was freaking out, and then his car started driving away, and they were like, oh shit, this is a problem. So they started driving after it, and um yeah, she sucks at that too, and so then I don't know why I hate her so much right now, but apparently I do. Um, so then the Digimon driving the van just wore off into the distance, and so they were following after it after having panic attacks, and then they got there and found the van like crashed into a telephone pole or electric pole or something. And um Shelby went in to try to break the news all gentle-like, to Lena, and Lena did not react at all, even though this was her van, and um her child was supposed to be in it, and then they found out that the baby was missing, and so then they asked the Digimon, like what happened to the baby, and he said it wouldn't shut up, so I put it on the sidewalk, and so then they left to go get it, and um they found it on the sidewalk back at school and everything, and then came like really, really slowly back and gave it to Lena. But this is not her car or her child. They've just stolen a van and kidnapped an infant. Go team. Um let's see. So Lena decided she would get the baby back to its family, which was great, but while she was doing that, they had to stay because there was physical punishment coming later. Uh let's see. Black Togaman X got put in a cage, which he does not like, but nothing continued. Okay. Um but the two of them were getting to be kind of friends, so Shelby got to pet him and everything, and it was nice. Um, and then they talked about how it's kind of like a crime or something. If you don't take the Digimon back and turn them in, and then she kind of wanted to give it to his soul because he really, really wanted one. And then uh right, Simon said Simon says sorry, Simon said he she needed to go talk to Tojiro about it because this is a group decision, otherwise, she's going to be like that lady who left. So she went to talk to him, and then a bunch of things happened, and his parents are dead, and she hugged him for some reason, and he said they were friends, and um then there was a bunch of exercising and laying on the floor in pain, and then they had the team meeting, and um they rolled partners, and she got Togiro again. Um, so the next morning they are going to meet up and try to find Sleeker, the um the original trainer of the Numamon X, which then turned into the Black Togemon X, and whatever. And uh they were just playing DD and stuff, and so Shelby took Wispy and Black Togemon X and went home. And I think that was most of it. Oh wait, and then there was a little scene um in the other world, uh Sengoman and Gabuman and also the humans made it to Kyoko Man's village where they were going to camp. And so um Matt and Kyo went off to get firewood, and the two Digimon were kind of exploring around. Kyo? Kyo! Sorry. Um, this like glitch puppy showed up on the house, and they talked to it, and it seemed kind of stupid but very friendly, and it ran off, and they saw another Digi Destined out there, so that was everything I have written down.

SPEAKER_08 16:04

Uh, just a fun fact red light districts not real often have big neon red lights. That's that is a myth.

SPEAKER_05 16:17

Mmm. Do you think Shelby knows that?

SPEAKER_08 16:20

They were this is true.

SPEAKER_00 16:22

I don't think Shelby's ever been near the business district is full of businesses. The red light district is full of red lights. I feel like you're making a face and it's a justified face. If you are, I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_08 16:58

Yeah. Um a fun little fact about red light districts. Yeah, go for it. Red light districts are known as red light districts simply because back in olden days, uh it red lanterns were used to mask brothels. Uh it was later modernized with red neon tubes around like the doors or windows or that. But it doesn't need to be that. Essentially, most like areas that stuff happens are just called red light districts.

SPEAKER_05 17:35

The more you know.

SPEAKER_08 17:39

The more you know. Training isn't hate. Training is love. She makes her she picks up her movie and just takes a sink. I don't train with people I don't like.

SPEAKER_05 18:00

Uh fun aside, so I just dropped my can right as she said that.

SPEAKER_00 18:12

I kind of want that to be a thing. But that might be a little much to be spelling whatever.

unknown 18:30

Okay.

SPEAKER_08 18:31

Um she just leans back and forward as fuck.

SPEAKER_05 18:38

That's fine, she's allowed to be bored. Sobe's also bored with her. But I legitimately do think that since it's very hard not to just leave and try to find Tojira right now already, taking the inhibitions down so that you start to make reckless choices is probably not gonna help achieve this goal.

SPEAKER_08 19:05

Yeah, it's a bad time. You're not wrong.

SPEAKER_05 19:07

Okay.

SPEAKER_08 19:11

Good, completely not wrong.

SPEAKER_05 19:13

I I am I'm fine with being boring, but it's just like the feeling in that scene when it's like he is at their graves mourning right now was like needing to crawl out of your own skin.

SPEAKER_08 19:42

I don't know. I create some bad times.

SPEAKER_05 19:47

And there was a pause in one of the sentences, and editing me is gonna hear this tomorrow. Hi, editing me. Where she avoided saying somewhat, it's hard to see someone that you care about. She stopped after someone, but there was that moment where it was like, oh shit.

SPEAKER_08 20:12

Oh no. Oh no, they're on to me.

SPEAKER_05 20:16

No, it was more like you be you have to realize stuff about yourself at some point, you know? One of my co-workers was in danger and stuff. And I was talking to Simon was the day I joined the team. And um he was like I asked if you wanted to go to the Aukusa district with me. Pause. Cat! I will talk to you in a second! What a time for a raid. Um, okay, sorry. I asked if you wanted to go to the Yakusa district with me to save my co-worker, and he said no, and it's fine, and I did the whole thing, and then later Simon was like, You could ask one of your other friends. You have friends, right? And I lied and said I didn't have their numbers because I'd gotten the new sapatama.

SPEAKER_03 21:29

And he transferred them, but I don't think he looked at the file size because I don't have friends. So they were really numbers and I needed to update it.

SPEAKER_08 21:48

She pulls out a sapatama. Gimme your sapatama. Come on.

SPEAKER_05 21:53

Okay. I'll give it to me.

SPEAKER_08 22:00

You give it to her, she taps her subtomer on your subtomal. Uh-huh. There. You have you have at least one friend now. Congratulations. You made not only one friend, you made the best friend that there is. You're one of my people now.

SPEAKER_09 22:16

Okay.

SPEAKER_08 22:16

So you don't get to you don't get to make yourself miserable. Because no one makes my people. Or I'll break their back. Do you want me to break your back?

SPEAKER_05 22:27

You know, Totchiro threatened me with violence last night, too. I'm not allowed to hate myself or he'll beat me up.

SPEAKER_08 22:33

Yeah, we're very violent people. We're very violent people. It's what we do.

SPEAKER_00 22:40

Okay.

SPEAKER_08 22:41

He learned a lot from me.

SPEAKER_00 22:45

You must be so proud.

SPEAKER_08 22:50

Every day. It's like looking at a beautiful, beautiful mirror.

SPEAKER_09 22:55

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 23:04

Okay, pause for a second. Hi, Raiders! That was unexpected. I'm sorry that I wanted to finish the conversation.

SPEAKER_05 23:18

No worries, I'm sorry. Enjoy the dramatic storytelling. It's great. Okay, well, welcome in. I'm a little chomp. I normally do co-working. Um, but on Sunday nights, we play Digimon DD. And uh That's what you walked in on! There's not It's 10 p.m. I don't have a dog.

SPEAKER_08 23:45

Well the dog cam goes on, so I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_05 23:48

You uh okay, let me go see if I can find a dog in the other room. Entertain the people.

SPEAKER_08 23:55

This gives you a second to chill. There are no people, I don't fucking entertain. It's an intense time, guys. You gotta love uh the good old things of um emotion bleeding into DD. It's very heavy, heavy. And like we aim for it to be good. We always aim for it to be good. But as a DM, you always sit there and go, oh fuck. Oh fuck. Someone's taking that real hard. Oh shit. And Chomp is great for that. Chomp really tends to bring me to that point of being like, uh did I just push too far? Fuck. Uh oh. Did something just happen? Chomp is now crying shit.

SPEAKER_09 24:49

But yeah, I'm gonna go.

SPEAKER_08 24:53

Nah. I I just said a bunch of explicit words and I said the N-word at least three times. Thought, you know. Probably it'll work, right?

SPEAKER_05 25:09

Okay, I can finally hear again.

SPEAKER_08 25:14

Oh good. You didn't hear any of that.

SPEAKER_05 25:15

That's good. Nope, none.

SPEAKER_08 25:17

Go man.

SPEAKER_05 25:17

Editing me, Will. Wow, that's so tiny.

SPEAKER_08 25:21

Yeah. That is massively tiny.

SPEAKER_05 25:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 25:26

Oh doggo.

SPEAKER_05 25:27

My um My canvas got drastically resized by accident. And so then all of my elements were just too small.

SPEAKER_08 25:42

You love it. You'd love to see it. Oh doggo!

SPEAKER_05 25:45

Yeah, this is Bailey. Dora sleeps upstairs, so I couldn't get her.

SPEAKER_08 25:56

Bailey's just sitting there like, why the fuck did you wake me up?

SPEAKER_05 26:00

Pretty much.

SPEAKER_08 26:02

What what is this bullshit?

SPEAKER_05 26:08

Okay, so what did what did you and the raiders talk about while I was gone?

SPEAKER_08 26:14

Uh nothing. I just said the N-word like 70.

SPEAKER_05 26:17

Oh. Uh that's that's what you said the last time I was.

SPEAKER_08 26:24

Yeah, it's what I'll say every time.

SPEAKER_05 26:27

What do you expect? Welcome to the stream. You are the whole camera now. Okay. Yeah. It was pathetic enough to make another friend.

SPEAKER_06 27:02

I did it! I did I maneuvered my way into friendship.

SPEAKER_01 27:07

If I just keep crying in front of them, they will all be my friends.

SPEAKER_06 27:14

I just have to keep crying. That's all that is needed.

SPEAKER_01 27:20

A year and a half from now, this is just Shelby's manipulation tactic.

SPEAKER_06 27:27

I just want to be friends. With we are literally enemies.

SPEAKER_05 27:34

All the five stars. All the five stars are like, oh no, I thought you were a mean person. I'm sorry. Come here. Come here. I'll give you a hug.

SPEAKER_08 27:47

Oh no, you're you were a good person the whole time. Oh I should have known.

SPEAKER_05 27:56

It's okay. Sorry. We know now.

SPEAKER_08 28:02

And we can be friends forever now.

SPEAKER_01 28:05

Right. Now turn on the other five stars with me, and we will bring them over to the friendship is magic party.

SPEAKER_08 28:15

Alright. Uh so does she feel like sitting there?

SPEAKER_01 28:21

Okay, go ahead.

SPEAKER_05 28:44

Um, can I roll anything on Wispy just to see if you know this is ex Sorry, I was yeah.

SPEAKER_08 28:52

If he does notice me, uh Good.

SPEAKER_05 28:55

No, what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna get you Your mic keeps cutting out, so I have no idea what you're saying.

SPEAKER_06 29:02

Why is it cutting out? I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 29:04

And that's also why I thought you were done earlier. Um, we're good right right now. One second, let me just I swear if you start the theme song again, I will crawl through the internet and punch you.

SPEAKER_08 29:21

Could you imagine? Beautiful. Um, you're attacking Kodomon.

SPEAKER_05 29:30

No, why would I attack Kodomon?

SPEAKER_08 29:34

Are you gonna attack the guy on the other team? Sure. Kamei season coming. No, not hit him!

SPEAKER_05 29:45

We're fighting toy or Bushi Agumon! You asked if I was attacking Kodomon!

SPEAKER_07 29:50

Oh, sorry, sorry, Bushi. Oh fucking just Screw you, Lena!

SPEAKER_08 29:57

You know I was fucking getting it wrong. Why are you not just correct me? Uh as Lena stands there, the burst comes forth, as you would see a robbing out uh a full samurai.

SPEAKER_02 30:21

Okay. Cool.

SPEAKER_08 30:25

This would be way greater with a cool like background music going on.

SPEAKER_02 30:28

It really would.

SPEAKER_05 30:31

I'm I'm very sorry you're on my stream, we're not on your stream.

SPEAKER_08 30:37

I know right. Also, don't worry, this is Digimon. I'm not going to say you murder a dude.

SPEAKER_04 30:47

It's just It's Rubb. Alright, well Shelby Stern is nothing.

SPEAKER_06 30:55

He's done nothing to you.

SPEAKER_04 30:58

I know, but I've done nothing to him either. And I also can't use any actions because it doesn't matter. Okay, fine. Um You could have used You could have attacked us!

SPEAKER_05 31:11

You could You wanna know the funny thing? What? The the first time you used Counter Surge, I legitimately did interpret that as Cleo doesn't want me to to digivolve this fight. But then we were talking about like the amount of points he has and this and then, and I thought, oh, okay, he just wanted to now that Lena's gone, he should be out of points. And so it's fine, I can go ahead and do it now.

SPEAKER_01 31:46

Not like this guy was built because I don't want you to digivolve again until Tojiro comes in for shift change.

SPEAKER_08 31:56

That's not there is a way, like he is nearly out. The problem was countering a counter means that those five that he spent counter her, he just got refunded.

SPEAKER_05 32:08

Right. Oh.

unknown 32:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 32:11

Yeah, I didn't think about that. It's okay. I I can save my special magic for when Tojiro comes back. It's alright.

SPEAKER_08 32:25

Shelby, you are a um you always sound so frustrated when we do fucking combat. That doesn't go your way.

SPEAKER_05 32:35

I'm yeah, yeah, I know.

SPEAKER_08 32:36

I know I always feel bad.

SPEAKER_05 32:40

Is this so bad? I'm not frustrated at you. I just spend all of the stuff in between my turns going like, okay, so what do I if I do this, then what about that? Okay, no, that's not the best of okay, so what about this? It's okay. It's okay. Um you're fine. I also like how Sangerman's list of questions just keeps getting more complicated because now it's not just do you have a girlfriend, but is your girlfriend in Canada too?

SPEAKER_06 33:19

Do you Do you have a girlfriend in Canada?

SPEAKER_00 33:23

I I don't know what Canada is, but that's where girlfriends live, so all the girlfriends in Canada.

SPEAKER_01 33:33

If you if you want one, I guess you should go there. That's where they are.

SPEAKER_08 33:39

Matt being like, he wants a different girlfriend. I guess he's gonna have to go to Canada now.

SPEAKER_01 33:46

Is Sora in Canada? Who said that name? Shh! How do you know? Oh jeez.

SPEAKER_05 33:55

Well, I mean, Sangamon doesn't know those history.

SPEAKER_01 33:58

She just knows that apparently Matt wants to kiss Sora and stuff, whatever.

SPEAKER_08 34:07

He just wants to kiss Sora.

SPEAKER_01 34:09

I don't know what that means, but okay. Weirdo.

SPEAKER_06 34:14

Alright, weirdo.

SPEAKER_05 34:20

Well, just like I suspected, there were a lot in just those two episodes. So we are now at time of recording caught up to current. Uh session 12 is supposed to be tomorrow night. Fingers crossed, everything goes fine. Um And since these are gonna air sometime in the future, and you've already heard session 12. Um yeah, we'll see. I'm nervous that we're no, we're not starting with torture. We're starting with Songwoman's flight. Shoot, I gotta double checker sheet. Uh right now it's a self. Song of shit. Okay. Yeah, hopefully that goes fine. Um we don't have our digidest and so I guess no orgamon. But that's okay. We took all the traits on Sangamon, so like should be fine, right? The fact that there's like 15, I think it's like three or four, but 15 of the Zodiac 13 here should uh not be a problem. It should be fine. Um, thanks for listening. Hopefully, uh you enjoyed it, and I'll see you next week. Bye.