Bonus 4: Outtakes from Sessions 12-13

We're taking the month of June off to rebuild our buffer. New episodes will resume on July 6th!

As a thank you for listening, I've compiled a collection of moments that I had to cut from the podcast, but wanted to keep anyway. I post these for my friends to chuckle at, and now I'm sharing them with you. This week, we have outtakes from sessions 12-13. Enjoy!

Featured characters: ZLS fusion (Zubamon & Ludomon in weapon forms, wielded by Spadamon)

The Digimon system we're using is being homebrewed by Lio as we play test it. Our theme song and graphics were made using AI, and the background music in most episodes comes from M4S on Spotify.

Transcript

SPEAKER_14 0:00

Hi, it's Little Jump, and welcome back to Chaos Crew 2. This time at another filler episode. I like to have several weeks of backup just in case something happens. So I'm gonna be starting where we left off with the outtakes at session 12. And we're just seeing how far we get. I know you probably prefer a gameplay episode, trust me. I would prefer to be playing this week as well. But sometimes it just doesn't work out that way. Well yeah, it's lunch free now, isn't it? Right after you take a bite in something.

SPEAKER_09 0:50

I'm like half out of it, so I'm like gonna need to eat, because maybe that'll keep me awake longer.

SPEAKER_14 0:57

Okay. Stream or chat, whatever. If he falls asleep, I'm just gonna give him a bunch of tokens.

SPEAKER_01 1:08

I fell asleep whilst making fucking whilst this was microwaving. I literally fell asleep in the kitchen standing up.

SPEAKER_03 1:17

What?

SPEAKER_09 1:19

That's why it took so long.

SPEAKER_14 1:22

Okay, cool.

SPEAKER_09 1:23

Man, it's good.

SPEAKER_14 1:24

Well, I get ten tokens for each time you fall asleep during the session.

SPEAKER_01 1:31

Good button luck.

SPEAKER_14 1:33

I have to catch you. But uh if I catch you, I'm adding them.

SPEAKER_09 1:43

Fair enough.

SPEAKER_14 1:46

Um Whisby got thrown around in the car, took some damage. One of the dogs has just asked to come in, but they have to deal with it for right now. Uh oh, you got someone to open the door for both of you.

SPEAKER_11 2:06

Oh, how nice. Hi Dora, are you stream dog today? So nice that you found someone with hands to open that door and have a treat.

SPEAKER_14 2:21

I guess we have a volunteer for dog can later.

SPEAKER_07 2:24

Um daily swimming.

SPEAKER_14 2:33

Oh, co-working, you tend to have a daily redeem. It's just a thing we do. So some people will have like a a daily latte or slim gym or whatever.

SPEAKER_02 2:51

It's just a it's a thing from co-working twists.

SPEAKER_00 2:56

That is Angela.

SPEAKER_09 3:00

I really hope. I presume that's how you have to say it. That's how it's written. I hope she can hear you. Well, if she can't hear me, everyone else gets the privilege of doing that.

SPEAKER_14 3:14

That's true.

SPEAKER_09 3:14

Also, Poe is here.

SPEAKER_14 3:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 3:16

They have a plot list.

SPEAKER_14 3:18

Yeah, her daily check-in list.

SPEAKER_09 3:19

That's exactly how you say it.

SPEAKER_14 3:21

Her daily check-in is a plot voice.

SPEAKER_01 3:24

Huh.

SPEAKER_14 3:25

Anyway, um, so we were talking to the slime monster who runs a gun store. Man, chat's scared. Hi! My friends.

SPEAKER_09 3:42

I don't I'm just gonna casually comment on the chat whilst uh rattles off this uh uh recap. So, you know, those things. And Maui.

SPEAKER_14 3:54

The black pneumamon with the gun store. Does no sleeker? He and the other pneumamons ran away.

SPEAKER_09 4:01

Oh man. Lunala and Angela have some lore going on here. There's some there's love, there's things I'm I'm so invested in. It's true. I can't do DD. I'm I'm so invested in your chat.

SPEAKER_14 4:16

Lunala is also siblings to gender is abstract, who is my twin. So I think that means Lunala is also my sibling. Just so you know.

SPEAKER_09 4:29

That just fucking blew my mind. Dead, dead in no idea what's happened.

SPEAKER_14 4:38

Yeah, I think I think your storyline is probably more interesting to him than mine, so please post increasingly dramatic stuff in chat so he has a hard time focusing.

SPEAKER_09 4:54

All I hear is Angela's name and then a Wilhelm screen.

SPEAKER_14 5:00

Shelby does her power move of um crying in front of someone to win their friendship. And so Lena has now given her phone number over and said that they're friends now, and she's one of her people, because it's important. And then Kame Kaue comes over and starts a fight with Lena, like a verbal fight, and I mention Pneuma Mons, and he turns and runs away, and I'm like, hey, he knows about the pneumamons, so I think we should go follow him into the alley and beat him up, and she's like, okay. Lena and I are trying to finish off ours, and I cannot succeed at kicking this guy in the junk, even though I tried twice, but it's okay. Because I used my flashback ability to have a taser, which I can tell you when I bought the taser because I didn't actually do a scene like I was supposed to. Um you want it?

SPEAKER_07 6:04

Mm-hmm for sure. Okay.

SPEAKER_14 6:06

So I think a couple days ago, when she had to go to uh Chinatown to try to save a sobe from the Yakuza who were definitely messing him up. And then it just turned out that he lived there, but she kicked down a door and found a guy who was doing a burglary. You know, that day, I think after that day, she decided, you know, it would probably be really good to actually carry a taser or something if I'm going to keep doing stupid stuff like this. And I'm probably going to keep doing stupid stuff like this. So she bought it for the next time so that she doesn't have to resort to either like weak child slaps because she's not strong, or Wispy just setting random people on fire.

SPEAKER_07 6:56

Just a question: where did you buy a Tizel?

SPEAKER_14 7:01

Not a self-defense store.

SPEAKER_09 7:04

Japan uh Tizers are considered illegal in Japan. Shit.

SPEAKER_14 7:09

Well. Okay.

SPEAKER_08 7:14

If I Digibuts!

SPEAKER_03 7:17

I was gonna say, if I agree to do a small side quest for Black Numimon to earn the equivalent in Digibucks, will you let me have gotten it from him?

SPEAKER_09 7:31

Sure. We flash back to you in a car with a man who's being shot.

SPEAKER_08 7:39

Just helping this person deal drugs. Eventually going back and him being like, well, he is your day, so you didn't be great.

SPEAKER_02 7:50

You're gonna put the side quest off screen instead of making me do it. Yeah, pretty much.

SPEAKER_09 7:58

Okay, so when you said I shot a guy, where you didn't shoot a guy, you were in a car with a guy who was shot. Oh Mimamon X's employee.

SPEAKER_14 8:10

Oh. I'm just I'm a getaway driver for one of his people or something.

SPEAKER_09 8:18

Who knows? Who knows? Alright, alright, that's fine. No. Uh you might not experience it today, but on Digimon Sheets, they now have a thing where if you go to active form, they can dark Digivolve.

SPEAKER_14 8:33

What?

SPEAKER_09 8:35

In active form. Wow. It's a beautiful looking one as well. Let's just do it, Sega Mon Just Dark Digivolve so I can see. I just want to see what happens.

SPEAKER_14 8:50

Yeah, exactly. Just one housekeeping thing before we start.

SPEAKER_09 8:55

Yes.

SPEAKER_14 8:55

If you look at the list of sheets, can you drag Wispy2 up into my folder? Because I told you I was gonna have to redo his sheet, and I did. I just can't put him in my in the chomp folder.

SPEAKER_11 9:07

Perfect, thank you.

SPEAKER_09 9:08

Does Wispy Wispmon need to be taken care of? Taken out the back and shot.

SPEAKER_02 9:20

Never! I'll keep all iterations of it! No! The relation is real!

SPEAKER_09 9:27

So good, Liv. I am I am so good and still a like damn, I am on point, Poey. Um also I want to bring up a thing about Digimon before I begin this.

SPEAKER_08 9:41

Sure. This is a fact I learned today, and I find it hilarious.

SPEAKER_09 9:48

Uh Tai, in the original like Japanese dub was known as Taichi Yagami.

SPEAKER_12 9:56

Okay.

SPEAKER_09 9:56

When they brought him over to America, they changed his name and called him Tai. Much like the rest of the kids, uh Yamato became Matt, uh Sora Status Sora for something. Uh Izzy was never Izzy and things.

SPEAKER_08 10:11

Don't even ask me his name. Joe was weirdly still Joe, I'm pretty sure.

SPEAKER_09 10:18

But Taishi Yigami, they also changed his last name from Yigami to Kaamiya. So it was Taikamiya. The only reason that anyone can state that they changed it for was a censorship issue of Yigami Backwards is I am gay.

SPEAKER_08 10:42

Guys, it's a real name. This isn't a real name. It's just a Japanese name that is likely the reason they changed it.

SPEAKER_09 10:55

Hello, Tilly. What are you doing?

SPEAKER_11 10:58

Aww, hi Tilly.

SPEAKER_09 11:01

She can't hear you.

SPEAKER_11 11:03

I don't care.

SPEAKER_09 11:06

I need a roll for Garbumon as well.

SPEAKER_11 11:08

You're such a good one.

SPEAKER_09 11:09

Holy shit, there's a lot of people in this combat.

SPEAKER_11 11:13

Yeah, she were.

SPEAKER_09 11:15

Uh, one sec, I'm just turning on my music.

SPEAKER_11 11:18

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_09 11:19

So. Because whilst you're fine, Moe. I can't look at your thing.

SPEAKER_14 11:25

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_09 11:26

Yeah, Moe she just picks on me guys.

SPEAKER_11 11:29

All the time.

SPEAKER_09 11:30

I don't like it. I'm I feel abused. It's so hard being a white male in today's society.

SPEAKER_08 11:48

Alright, everyone's gonna take a turn.

SPEAKER_02 11:52

I was gonna make a joke about you being in some horrible situation, and then you said that, and it's just like, no, if you really were tied to a chair here or something, I'd slap you at this point.

SPEAKER_09 12:05

I know. Uh next we have Cansmon. Because you can't have Cansomon. That would not be Digimon-ish. And finally, Capriomon. Uh Garbamon stands there, is he?

SPEAKER_00 12:24

Alright! Now, uh you guys are being real mean. You should go home and think about what you're doing.

SPEAKER_13 12:35

Uh I love Gabamon.

SPEAKER_09 12:36

Gabamon is gonna roll. Uh he's gonna double down to give himself advantage, essentially, on Scorp Mon on Capriamon.

SPEAKER_00 12:48

Okay.

SPEAKER_09 12:48

Uh, as he is gonna sit there and just Blue Blaster!

SPEAKER_02 12:54

Uh he's one of my favorites. I just love him.

SPEAKER_09 13:00

I'm glad I made a all-time favorite here. Uh he and Psyche plush Mona are like up there for me. Alright.

SPEAKER_14 13:14

I'm trying not to interject with stuff because it'll slow down the fight, but I have one other thought.

SPEAKER_07 13:24

Whatever.

SPEAKER_14 13:26

Um we were talking, like, this has gotta be months ago now, about like it's stupid that if you date someone, you give up your Digimon because like what if somebody walks up to you and they say, Hey, do you wanna ride on my giant wolf or whatever? Who says no?

SPEAKER_03 13:47

But like, I Who says no?

SPEAKER_14 13:50

I like Gabrumon's line, okay. It's cool.

SPEAKER_09 13:57

What's Galvumon's l- what was Galvumon's line?

SPEAKER_14 14:00

It doesn't No, I mean like evolution line. Because he has that big wolf thing that Matt rides on, whose name I can't remember right now.

SPEAKER_09 14:12

Garurumon.

SPEAKER_14 14:13

Garurumon, that's it, thank you.

SPEAKER_09 14:16

Okay, so Agumon.

SPEAKER_02 14:18

I love how you refer to him as Matt, but you named him Yamato on his sheet.

SPEAKER_00 14:28

Yamato!

SPEAKER_14 14:30

He just has a nickname that makes no sense.

SPEAKER_03 14:32

His friends call him Matt, but no idea why. Anyway.

SPEAKER_09 14:37

Yeah, that's exactly right. What part of Canada is your girlfriend in? On Ontario? Oh no! Mine's right near there.

SPEAKER_02 14:49

It's not how you say that.

SPEAKER_09 14:50

I they wouldn't know each other.

SPEAKER_13 15:00

It's not how you say Ontario.

SPEAKER_09 15:05

Ontario?

SPEAKER_13 15:07

Tear, like too rich.

SPEAKER_14 15:10

Fine. I understand. We can't have the alternative reality of my heart's dreams where one of them tries to say Saskatchewan with the katakana accent.

SPEAKER_00 15:26

Sasakachuan.

SPEAKER_03 15:28

You need more vowels, I think. Fine, fine, why not? Sasusakatuan Shuan.

SPEAKER_09 15:34

I have to cut this. There is a Digidestined in Digimon Canon that literally has two Digimon.

SPEAKER_08 15:46

Really? He was in the movie. His name is Davis. He's from America.

SPEAKER_14 15:51

We are so extra that that tracks.

SPEAKER_09 15:57

That's right. And he had two bunnies. One was a good bunny, one was an evil bunny.

SPEAKER_02 16:07

I mean I I do have a good Digibon and one who thinks he's a bad guy.

SPEAKER_09 16:15

That makes that cracks.

SPEAKER_14 16:38

We're sticking with Sanguman because today is the day that she dies. And we just need to finish it off this session. So that next week it be Shelby only.

SPEAKER_13 16:52

I mean it's 1142. This is this is gonna be the end of the session, whatever this is.

SPEAKER_07 17:02

Alright.

SPEAKER_09 17:07

What wakes up with three heads, roars when it eats, cannot speak except with laughter, and only slumbers when the moon is fully shining.

SPEAKER_08 17:26

Yes.

SPEAKER_09 17:39

I need to know what this is.

SPEAKER_14 17:41

Right? But it's still almost midnight and my brain is like. What the heck is this?

SPEAKER_12 17:54

Yeah, you did good.

SPEAKER_09 17:59

I'm glad I picked one that suited.

SPEAKER_12 18:03

The difficulty curve really jumped with this stall.

SPEAKER_14 18:10

If I walk away with this, will you tell me what the answer is?

SPEAKER_02 18:17

I'm not giving up now.

SPEAKER_05 18:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 18:20

Okay.

SPEAKER_09 18:25

If you give up, sure, I'll I'll tell you.

SPEAKER_14 18:28

Because I I say the difficulty curve went up, but I wonder if it's like once you know what it is, you're just like, uh it's so obvious.

SPEAKER_09 18:41

Sort of.

SPEAKER_14 18:44

I I don't think I'm gonna get this one. I asked him after the game what the answer was, and it was nothing. I'm amazed that she looks like the other Kyo.

SPEAKER_09 19:02

Kyo. It's almost like I did it intentionally.

SPEAKER_14 19:07

Well, obviously you did. There's no way you could make that mistake. I just didn't expect their designs to look similar, you know?

SPEAKER_09 19:17

So much months ago, too.

SPEAKER_14 19:20

So much from my head canon that Keo went through a portal and became a 14-year-old boy who was trapped in the digital world and just doesn't talk about his life from before when he was a woman.

SPEAKER_03 19:35

I should have done that! I know, right? I used to be a female. And older than this.

SPEAKER_09 19:45

Used to be super old and a woman.

SPEAKER_03 19:48

Somewhere out there, there's a 14-year-old boy in my body. When I find him.

SPEAKER_14 19:59

Uh I'm gonna meet him up and I'm gonna take my body back. Probably shouldn't do that line. Bad quest lane.

SPEAKER_12 20:11

Well, anybody who is here live or watching the VOD or whatever, thanks for coming. Appreciate you. We're gonna sign off for tonight. I really need to add you into this. Okay, I think you can talk. You say something.

SPEAKER_09 20:30

One, two, three, you suck.

SPEAKER_14 20:33

Perfect sign.

SPEAKER_09 20:34

Wait, wait, wait.

SPEAKER_02 20:35

Um, I wanted your last words in the stream to be one, two, three, you suck. But you said wait, so I didn't click.

SPEAKER_09 20:46

I need a real ending thing. Don't let me end it, Jump. Let me end.

SPEAKER_14 20:51

Hurry up.

SPEAKER_09 20:52

Oh.

SPEAKER_14 20:52

I'm hovering over the button.

SPEAKER_09 20:53

I think my headphones just turned off.

SPEAKER_14 20:55

I'm hovering over the button. I'm gonna click it.

SPEAKER_09 20:59

I know what I've gotta do.

SPEAKER_14 21:00

I'm gonna click it.

SPEAKER_09 21:42

That's what I wanted.

SPEAKER_14 21:45

Weird that your headphones make that sound when they reconnect.

SPEAKER_09 21:49

Yeah, no, right.

SPEAKER_14 21:51

All right, good night, everybody. Well, if you like interpersonal. Drama that doesn't affect you. No fucking drama.

SPEAKER_09 22:06

Fuck that. No drama. Fuck that.

SPEAKER_12 22:10

Oh, Keo's dead?

SPEAKER_09 22:12

Yeah, Keo's dead. Everyone's dead.

SPEAKER_12 22:15

Man, sorry, I guess we had to.

SPEAKER_09 22:17

We're starting a new campaign.

SPEAKER_14 22:21

Okay. Cool. I wanna play my cobalt Drake Warden Ranger. I've got her rolled up, but her sheets in the other room. Huh?

SPEAKER_09 22:36

I refuse, you gotta spend four hours uh making a character.

SPEAKER_14 22:40

Okay. Uh instead then I wanna continue any one of the games we did with the previous four.

SPEAKER_02 22:48

I already have sheets made.

SPEAKER_09 22:49

And you already have You fixed You fixed the shit so it's lights up when I talk.

SPEAKER_14 22:57

It does. You don't have an animated gift like me, but yes, that was the thing that I got working last week that I was so proud of myself.

SPEAKER_09 23:05

Oh man. Uh alright. I think I'm all good. Probably. Probably not. I'm probably forgetting something somewhere. But what can you do?

SPEAKER_14 23:23

Just start anyway. Or give in to the chaos, and then I will just throw scenes at you that you have to deal with.

SPEAKER_09 23:35

But that's even worse. Today I don't have to fucking talk about feelings or anything if I don't want to. I can be like boom.

SPEAKER_12 23:47

The next one's not about feelings.

SPEAKER_09 23:51

Oh that's what they say right before they hit you with something. Fuck.

SPEAKER_14 23:56

The next one is Lena and I need to go buy workout clothes because I don't know what I need. That's the next uneventful side scene. It's just bonding with one character in time.

SPEAKER_09 24:16

There is such a thing as off screen. Better suited.

SPEAKER_14 24:24

I met a giant tree who gave me a riddle game, but also threatened to crush me to death if I failed. I got two riddles. And then gave up, so he gave me two prizes and friendship. And then got hit in the back with a black gear. And this is where this one is Black Leomon. The one who shows up and said, uh Black Leomon.

SPEAKER_07 24:53

He's just Leomon.

SPEAKER_14 24:56

Oh, I thought for sure the one that showed up and said we need to talk was Black Leomon.

SPEAKER_09 25:03

There's no such thing as Black Leomon. There is no Digimon known as Black Leomon.

SPEAKER_03 25:14

Why?

SPEAKER_09 25:20

I don't know. You you decided that there was the black Leomon?

SPEAKER_14 25:25

I was like I did displack a lot of things.

SPEAKER_09 25:29

Yeah, but not a black nail.

SPEAKER_14 25:32

Okay, so it's just Leo Mon vs. Leomon X, that's it.

SPEAKER_06 25:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_14 25:37

Okay, fine. Whatever. Regular Leomon. And then you're like, and we're starting with Sangamon.

SPEAKER_09 25:46

We're starting with Sangamon. Um Yeah. No. No.

SPEAKER_13 25:52

You just switch everything over. You definitely wouldn't joke. It's for real.

SPEAKER_09 26:02

Um I'm good. No, you're good. Don't worry.

SPEAKER_10 26:06

You don't want Sangamon.

SPEAKER_09 26:07

Sangamon's not my priority. I don't want Sangamon.

SPEAKER_10 26:11

Something is wrong with Clone. I don't know what it is.

SPEAKER_09 26:16

Get out of here, Sangamon. Nobody told you. Nobody wants you here, Sangamon. We want you in the digital world for reasons.

SPEAKER_03 26:29

Just like Spider-Man.

SPEAKER_08 26:34

Everybody didn't want you, Sangamon. Aven Shelly didn't want you. That's why you're a man.

SPEAKER_00 26:44

You have no family. You have no friends. No, no, no, it's Sangamon.

SPEAKER_10 26:57

I'm gonna do Digimon even further to some little sprint thing.

SPEAKER_09 27:03

Well, I inflicted real harm to a Digimon.

SPEAKER_00 27:13

What's going on with me?

SPEAKER_14 27:16

Oh man.

SPEAKER_07 27:19

And at this point We have an issue, Chomp.

SPEAKER_14 27:22

What?

SPEAKER_07 27:24

We have an issue.

SPEAKER_12 27:25

What? We have an issue.

SPEAKER_07 27:28

Uh yeah. One second.

SPEAKER_14 27:35

It took me a second to register that this was a chomp thing.

SPEAKER_07 27:40

I can't access world hunting at the moment.

SPEAKER_09 27:47

I don't know if it's just me, because that's a server down.

SPEAKER_14 27:53

It hasn't changed on mine. But I suppose I would be on a different block of servers than you. Okay, I clicked flight. It's not responding.

SPEAKER_09 28:10

Yep. Uh within the last uh 10 minutes there have been reports about roll 20 being down.

SPEAKER_14 28:18

Okay. Do you wanna see how far we can get with just RP? And if we hit any kind of combat, we have to stop.

SPEAKER_09 28:29

Or the problem is I can't roll, I can't check my sheets. Like I don't know, I don't know people's fucking stats. So it's one of those things that even if we get to any point where it's like cool, roll for this, it's uh yeah, I I can't. Oh, that's annoying.

SPEAKER_14 28:59

After everyone like we overcame to be here.

SPEAKER_09 29:05

Yeah. Why does it feel like it's conspiring against us to not let me run shit?

SPEAKER_12 29:11

I don't know.

SPEAKER_07 29:16

It's gotta be a server issue. Like I'm just trying to see it's status roll20.net? Let me see. Sorry about this guys.

SPEAKER_14 29:38

I mean they know there's nothing we can do.

SPEAKER_09 29:45

Yeah, it's down. I don't know how you're still on it. Have you refreshed your page?

SPEAKER_14 29:51

No, because if I refresh my page, it kills my overlay. We did this before.

SPEAKER_09 29:57

Ah.

SPEAKER_14 29:58

I did, however, click a roll and it hasn't gone through.

SPEAKER_09 30:03

Yeah, servers are down. Roll 20 is down completely.

SPEAKER_14 30:07

Nice.

SPEAKER_09 30:09

Great.

SPEAKER_14 30:10

So I can still roll because I have my stat locks open and I can go to my server and tell Afray to roll.

SPEAKER_02 30:19

That's nice trivi, but uh great.

SPEAKER_08 30:23

If you don't have your sheets open, yeah. I can't really see of shit, because I don't know them.

SPEAKER_09 30:34

Uh yeah. God damn. What a what a time. Uh well.

SPEAKER_13 30:42

I'm This is kind of brutal.

SPEAKER_09 30:45

Yeah. Yeah, that's that's a bad one, like mid-game.

SPEAKER_14 30:52

Uh, do we know why it's down? Do we have any reason to think it might be coming back?

SPEAKER_09 31:01

I'm just trying to find now. I'm looking around to see if I can find anything of what's going on. Uh 20. It is unavailable. It says the website is currently under maintenance.

SPEAKER_02 31:21

Why would you do that now? They probably always have maintenance on Tuesday night, so we just don't know because we play on the weekend.

SPEAKER_09 31:34

Yeah, that's probably the thing. Oh, Fistiness.

SPEAKER_12 31:39

Wow.

SPEAKER_09 31:42

I've never seen it like server download. That's that's bad.

SPEAKER_02 31:48

It's like two thousand reports of issues since 917.

SPEAKER_09 31:56

It's 9.49 here, so just in the last half hour, it's having well, even if they were doing maintenance, they wouldn't take the site down and they would tell everyone what's going on. So it's something's definitely fucking all over the place. And now people are messaging me about work shit.

SPEAKER_05 32:17

No.

SPEAKER_09 32:18

So I got fun doing stuff.

SPEAKER_14 32:20

Um That's right. You guys don't get to be a distraction, only the server dying times.

SPEAKER_09 32:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 32:29

Trying to see if there's been any like Somebody else posted on Down Detector.

SPEAKER_13 32:34

How long is it usually down?

SPEAKER_02 32:36

I am mid-session.

SPEAKER_09 32:39

Yep.

SPEAKER_13 32:40

Somebody else's entire campaign went down as we were streaming.

SPEAKER_09 32:45

I love it. That's oh man! What is uh fucking what does Twitch look like at the moment?

SPEAKER_14 32:56

What does Twitch look like? Oh, like with streams getting taken out.

SPEAKER_09 33:00

The amount of streams.

SPEAKER_14 33:02

I mean you can look you're not You're not streaming streams.

SPEAKER_09 33:07

There's there's a fair few people that are currently reacting to this.

SPEAKER_02 33:25

Well just change the stream title to like WTF 20. Switch over to just chat.

SPEAKER_09 33:36

Yeah, that's it.

SPEAKER_02 33:40

This is our chance to collab with another DD channel. We'll just find someone else who's having a meltdown. I can do the stream together thing, don't talk.

SPEAKER_09 33:52

Fuck bro. What were you guys trying to do? We'll turn it over here.

SPEAKER_14 34:02

Can you see his stat blocks? Can we do manual rolls? Open everyone's sheets, just do it.

SPEAKER_09 34:13

Uh so we can do manual rolls.

SPEAKER_06 34:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 34:18

I can see the stat blocks, but we do have the issue of um explosions. We're gonna have to keep on top of that.

SPEAKER_14 34:27

We can't. I'm also willing to just decide that like nobody explodes this time.

SPEAKER_09 34:35

Yeah. That sounds terrible.

SPEAKER_14 34:38

This is this is how I convince you I'm not an addict, is me saying, like, I don't even need this core mechanic that arguably benefits me. I I just wanna I just want to play. I just wanna play. I just need a hit, dude.

SPEAKER_09 34:51

Let me just see if I can let me just see if I can upload shit as well, because that's important. Uh, because if I need a map, I need to be able to edit it.

SPEAKER_14 35:04

Uh you try to go there, Shelby, but you don't.

SPEAKER_02 35:09

There's a virus in your car. And it takes you somewhere else. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_00 35:17

Have you have you heard about the bugs that are inside of it?

SPEAKER_13 35:22

About the bugs that live in all the smart cars.

SPEAKER_09 35:29

Uh this is a man that literally is like walking around with no phone case on, and then when it drops and cracks, he's like, oh well, and just keeps going.

SPEAKER_14 35:42

Okay. Hey, if it's still working, like, you know, uh uh. Who's gonna say this?

SPEAKER_09 35:48

It's also like three fucking things back, like the it's like at least four models before uh previous.

SPEAKER_03 36:00

I turn and look at my iPhone, which is like five models behind the current one, but paid off and still working.

SPEAKER_07 36:08

That's right.

SPEAKER_02 36:14

I support this. Oh. Okay. Um nothing.

SPEAKER_09 36:24

There's part of me that's like, should we have left it when we've like in action?

SPEAKER_12 36:31

I don't I don't know that I will have any idea what to do with this if it's the beginning of the session, so we gotta just go.

SPEAKER_14 36:38

So I guess you're just gonna have to give me a bit to get back into first person role-playing because I got shaken too far out. But I will just say, like, yeah, we didn't want to be late, so better to get here early or something.

SPEAKER_09 37:15

What did you just say? Sorry, I fucking zonked. I was looking I was just looking ahead, just like Yep.

SPEAKER_14 37:28

Maybe it wasn't roll twenty that crashed, maybe it was our brains. Somehow that's only episodes twelve and thirteen. We really got thrown off by the role twenty outage in episode 13. So we have the long clip you heard, but then also an entire interlude in character uh between Hazi and Olachi from our Star Wars campaign previously, which he explains the force and the universe and everything. So I think that's probably the next bonus or backup episode in the line after this one. And then who knows? It could be back to outtakes, or we could come up with something new just to help fill the gaps. But anyway, see you later.