Chaos Crew 2
This is an actual play ttrpg show made by two friends- Lio homebrewed the system mechanics from various Digimon media, and Chomp produces the show. Our campaign is story-heavy and character-driven, but we can't resist trying to make each other laugh. Join us in our quest to save the digital world from destruction and future Japan from monsters lurking in the shadows...
(Note: This podcast contains swearing and adult situations, but nothing graphic is described at our table.)
Chaos Crew 2
There's Battle in Her Blood
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Sangomon and Glitchmon get ambushed by several members of the Zodiac 13 and are forced to make an impossible choice without their digi-destined around.
Back in the human world, Shelbie, Voxmon, and Black Gemmon X prepare for their day but encounter more obstacles than they expected.
Featured character: Black Gemmon X
The Digimon system we're using is being homebrewed by Lio as we play test it. Our theme song and graphics were made using AI, and the background music in most episodes comes from M4S on Spotify.
Hi, it's Little Chomp, and welcome back to the Chaos Crew 2. Last time the fight in Sleeker's office kicked off, and Atanda Lolo and Falcomon showed what they were capable of. Shelby and Voxbawn tried to team up with Kokeshimon, Laureus Digimon, but all they could do was watch her be deleted. Atanda gave Shelby a second chance to run, and so she did, knowing that Tojiro was in the basement and Kyo was probably there.
SPEAKER_16When they got downstairs, there were 15, 20 people passed out on the floor. Togiro on his hands and knees struggling to stand and being unable to, and Julian, the creep who hit on her last week, pleading for his Digimon's life. Keyo killed that one too, and then drugged Julia and Loria up the stairs to take them into custody. Sleeker was fighting a toy Graymon, and there was no sign of him after all of this. So as far as we know, Tactics Team 9 got all three criminals.
SPEAKER_05Shelby investigated the office a little bit and saw links to Tagia Kane, one of the five stars on the computer. And she and Tojiro went back to the base.
SPEAKER_16Lena checked on them and told everyone that we're starting training now because we're never losing to Keyo again. Shelby and Tojiro sat down at the bar to talk. And with the misunderstanding, Shelby ended up saying that she wanted to go on a date with Tojiro, so he asked her out the next day. Um that's fine. That's fine, it's great. It's it's it's gonna be good. Um, and then Shelby took Foxmon and Black Tokemon X home, since now Black Tokemon X was not gonna be linked to anybody's Tapatama anymore, because sleekers have been turned in, and they bonded, and it dig evolved into Black Gemmon X, and they had a group hunk and went to sleep. Sangomon has just finished two rounds of uh a lovely riddle game with her new friend Cherry Mon. And they were having a nice talk, and I don't remember about what, because it's been like three or four weeks since I I played her, but he gets slammed in the back of the head with a black beer, and then regular Leomon, not black Leomon, regular Leomon, comes running in and says we need to talk.
SPEAKER_25So uh as standing before you you see uh a fairly tall Digimon. Uh he seems pretty as he steps forth. Uh cape blowing in the wind. As Glitchmon oh it's Leomon! It's just like different. It's a good Leomon, I'm sure. It's a great Leomon, it's always Leomon.
SPEAKER_18Oh just attacked my friends.
SPEAKER_25Well, as he sits there as he, mmm. That's less good for Leomon. As Leomon stands there as he You two are children. Small children playing at an adult game.
SPEAKER_18Were those a game for grown-ups?
SPEAKER_25It is a game for grum-ups.
SPEAKER_18Is tag a game for grown-ups?
SPEAKER_12What tag!
SPEAKER_18That was what we were playing before. I think he wants to play tag, Lutchman! What's my favorite?
SPEAKER_25As this one, I don't think he wants to play. As he I'm beginning to think that I might just have to kill you.
SPEAKER_21And deal with the consequences as it comes.
SPEAKER_18Out here.
SPEAKER_21We have nothing but fighting. Constant fighting. And it makes the strong strong and shows that the weak are weak. You two are weak. You require digestined to do your bidding. So I'm going to make this quick.
SPEAKER_25Give me their digivices, and maybe I let you walk, free.
SPEAKER_18Do you want us to leave? Go get them, come back to you, and then see if you let us walk away. Come back.
SPEAKER_21You have a smart mouth. That's not going to do you very good.
SPEAKER_18I don't think I have whatever it is you want.
SPEAKER_25I'm sure that you do. As he pulls out a digivice, and as it lights up, uh, there is a dot standing right before him.
SPEAKER_09There is a dot standing right before him.
SPEAKER_25Yeah. You can see it's a map, and it seems like he's it pretty much shows you are here as an ex. And just in front of him, very close, there is a blipping red light. There are uh three other red lights further back this way. But yeah.
SPEAKER_09Are you making motions somewhere? I'm zoomed in on us.
SPEAKER_25So blipping red light this way.
SPEAKER_04Okay.
SPEAKER_25Three bripping red lights, uh, red lights the other way.
SPEAKER_04Okay.
SPEAKER_16So it's probably my egg.
SPEAKER_20Which doesn't work.
SPEAKER_21For you.
SPEAKER_15Well, yeah. Obviously, I'm the aluminous tribe. So I said it's pooking.
SPEAKER_21Sure. For you.
SPEAKER_18Why would you do it from if you have them?
SPEAKER_21Use them. That's not your concern.
SPEAKER_16I think does he show her the map?
SPEAKER_25It's yeah, it's uh sort of holographic projection from the digives.
SPEAKER_18If there's only one dot over here, then one of us should get to go back.
SPEAKER_21I'll tell you what.
SPEAKER_18What?
SPEAKER_25If you give me your give me the digives, I'll let you both leave this glade. I'll even retract the dark gear.
SPEAKER_18But Cherymon feel better.
SPEAKER_21That's right.
SPEAKER_25But if you don't give me it, Cherimon will attack you.
SPEAKER_18What?
SPEAKER_25I will assist Cherimon.
SPEAKER_18We're friends.
SPEAKER_25Right now, no one is Cherymon's friend.
SPEAKER_16She's thinking. This is a big big decision for a very little oral. Also, I'm writing notes.
SPEAKER_05Okay, um.
SPEAKER_16But I gotta determine what question I'm trying to answer before I do it. I guess. I care about glitch mon. I rolled an eight on a d20.
SPEAKER_14We'll do the dice curse. Do I take a token for that?
SPEAKER_25Yeah, take a token. Uh seems like that's the smartest way to avoid war.
SPEAKER_16Okay. Then I believe I had her like re-eat the egg after seeing that it wasn't charged. So she's just gonna kind of really slowly shuffle up next to Glitchmon.
SPEAKER_00We can take him, Sang. We can take him. Let's just get him. We can get him, we can do it, we can take him.
SPEAKER_18What if he hurts us so too, Mountain? And you are stuff.
SPEAKER_22Bit of a head down moment.
SPEAKER_12Not sure. Let's see. Yeah, I guess.
SPEAKER_18I don't.
SPEAKER_12I didn't even think about that. I guess.
SPEAKER_18I don't think.
SPEAKER_16I'm gonna lean in close so he just sees like the two kids like huddled to whisper.
SPEAKER_14Which I'm sure he's very impressed by. Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_18If you run really fast or disappear anything.
SPEAKER_12Hmm?
SPEAKER_18Gotta whisper. You gotta whisper.
SPEAKER_12I don't know what should what you said.
unknownCan you?
SPEAKER_12You whispered too small.
SPEAKER_18Sorry. Can you um run really fast or or go invisible or anything? Like Rush is distracted with me. Can you run back to the other people? To our people?
SPEAKER_00I can run. Sure.
SPEAKER_18Really fast or uh maybe. Okay.
SPEAKER_16I mean, she doesn't know this is a bad situation. She rolled an eight, she has to do this.
SPEAKER_18So just start going so he can't see your handle sheets, and then as soon as you hear me go blah, then you run, okay.
SPEAKER_16Does Leomon look like he's at all?
SPEAKER_25He's watching.
SPEAKER_16He's just watching.
SPEAKER_25His eyes catch Glitchmon doing this.
SPEAKER_16Well sure.
SPEAKER_25But he's not moving to stop him.
SPEAKER_16She's gonna calm to within ten feet and then like cough up her egg, I guess.
SPEAKER_25So that's he starts running?
SPEAKER_16Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_25A flight check.
SPEAKER_16Oh baby, roll the three.
SPEAKER_21Oh no.
SPEAKER_16This is how I get two rookies killed in the same session.
SPEAKER_25As he starts running, an arrow hits him and knocks him back. As Leomon picks up the Sapatama as you'd hear the sound of something breaking from behind you as walking up, you'd hear Alright! Did you get what you wanted, mate?
SPEAKER_17Out here in this little jungle of a thing from the little little ass of beer.
SPEAKER_25Oh. So indeed we did. A different form of it. Uh Sagitermon walks over at this point, standing over Glitchman. You have to think better than that. I uh I'd never let you escape. Honestly. You can't be faster than my arrows. Glitchman.
SPEAKER_24Uh that hurt. That one hurt a little. Oh no.
SPEAKER_25Uh that stung.
SPEAKER_18I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_25As Leomon said, I said I wouldn't hurt you.
SPEAKER_20That's not.
SPEAKER_25I would let you leave. I never said anything about them.
SPEAKER_18Retract the gear! You said you would retract the gear.
SPEAKER_25Uh oh. You're right. I'll retract the gear. So he puts his hand up and it starts circular saw through wood. And see, I never said which way I would bring it out.
SPEAKER_16I'm gonna come like come up and punch him. I don't expect it to do anything. But I'm gonna do it.
SPEAKER_22Uh cool. Go for it.
SPEAKER_09Ten.
SPEAKER_25Ten.
SPEAKER_17Take a token.
SPEAKER_25Ah, one sec, I've got a row.
SPEAKER_17Sure.
SPEAKER_25Okay.
SPEAKER_16What is the name of the cow? It's probably gonna be like Torimon or something.
SPEAKER_21Taurus Mon.
SPEAKER_09Okay.
SPEAKER_21Okay. Sorry. Oh, sorry, ignore that.
SPEAKER_16Hey Ares, what are you doing here?
SPEAKER_21He is doing But he's not in the scene.
SPEAKER_25Oh, Aresmon has been in the scene as switching places. No Laugh As Leomon stands there as you punch, take a uh take a token.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.
SPEAKER_25Uh as Leomon uh would actually walk up on here as he it seems you're a bit busy. Perhaps I shouldn't leave you to it. I have other things to do after all. As he holds the subtama in his hand, and as he just like focuses intently, you'd see electricity pulsate through him. As it hits the subatama, it ching turns back on.
SPEAKER_16Does it affect me at all?
SPEAKER_21No.
SPEAKER_16Okay.
SPEAKER_21As he uh exactly what I needed.
SPEAKER_25Take care of them. As he would reef the gear from uh Cherimon. Cherimon is downed. Uh as Leomon starts walking off, I'm gonna get a turn order.
SPEAKER_16Hooray Twenty nine This is when the twenty comes initiative.
SPEAKER_25That's the right thing for it.
SPEAKER_07Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Uh he's on chorus mon it's hard playing a child.
SPEAKER_06They don't know any better.
SPEAKER_25The good news is you're slowly getting through the Zodiac 13. Uh once you kill these three uh goons, you've taken out one, two, three, four, five, six, four, seven of them if we kill kill these guys. It's pretty fucked up.
SPEAKER_16I mean, I've killed one, we've knocked out four over there, so he's telling Matt I killed one of them.
SPEAKER_17It's just fixed. I was bigger at the time.
SPEAKER_25Glitchmon. Alright. Ascending. Uh Sangomon, you are starting us off.
SPEAKER_16Hmm. Okay. Is Glitchmon pinned to anything, or is he just shot?
SPEAKER_25He's just shot, he's just taken an arrow.
SPEAKER_16Oh, by the way. Um Data Water.
SPEAKER_25Okay. One second.
SPEAKER_11Just before we start doing anything.
SPEAKER_21Data water.
SPEAKER_25Okay. And uh tribute is unknown for uh Glitchmon, which means I have to roll for it. You roll the three, so that is virus.
SPEAKER_16Does it currently We have virus in the round or for the uh for the whole battle. Okay.
SPEAKER_25Whole encounter.
SPEAKER_16Cool, cool, cool, cool.
SPEAKER_25I have no- There's a later thing he can get that will mean that he chooses which ones he wants, but so vaccine fire for Aresmon. Uh which means you have uh all round advantage. So sorry, I'm just uh Sango Taurus Mon is a vaccine Earth. So in theory you have an advantage and what's the other one? Uh not no interaction, so you have an advantage over. You still have advantage over Taurus?
SPEAKER_10Okay.
SPEAKER_25Being a data type is being a yeah, data type is really helping you. Uh Sagittamon is Vaccine Wind.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_25Uh so wind. No interaction. So advantage all round on these Digimon.
SPEAKER_16So with the vaccine water having advantage, because the vaccine having advantage er vaccine fire, sorry, for both, does it stack in any manner?
SPEAKER_22No. Okay.
SPEAKER_16So it's not roll three. Take the top one.
SPEAKER_25No.
SPEAKER_16I just have to.
SPEAKER_25No, it's just in it's just in the matter of if I disadvantage you, I have to disadvantage you twice for Ares.
SPEAKER_06Got it.
SPEAKER_25Uh now just quickly, I'm just gonna get uh glitch. Glitchmon, he's a virus. Uh null, so pretty much they all have advantage over him. Unfortunately.
SPEAKER_13Yeah.
SPEAKER_25Yeah, he kind of got fucked by being a glitch.
SPEAKER_16Um I mean, I'm sure it's happened before. Life is a glitch, it's gotta be hard.
SPEAKER_25Yeah, the unknown type is uh cruel fucking mistress. Um X is at the bottom. Perfect. There's a certain amount of turns before your tamers will show up.
SPEAKER_07Sure.
SPEAKER_25Uh do I have uh Cherimon here? I do, in case there's something for Cherimon.
SPEAKER_21Um right, you're good. Sangamon, you are up.
SPEAKER_16I don't know what you're going to say about this. Um, but you said he's just unconscious, right? He's not baby form. I want to use my movement to come over here, and I want to use heal for the first time.
SPEAKER_25Sure. Yep. Uh so Cherimon gets back up with one uh minor wound at the moment.
SPEAKER_19Sure.
SPEAKER_25Oh no, sorry. Yeah. Hey. Okay, that's interesting. Because you have to essentially to kill something, you have to when they heal four major wounds down.
SPEAKER_11Yeah.
SPEAKER_25Uh and then you need to deal the extra minor wounds to kill them. So uh, in a sense, what does Cherry One have? Does he have four or three? In a sense, I don't think he would get back up because it doesn't heal the It doesn't heal a full major.
SPEAKER_16But it it's progress towards it.
SPEAKER_25Yeah, it is progress towards it. He needs one more before the major is gone, essentially.
SPEAKER_16Also, um, that was her third signature strain, so she is now at one major injury, but that's fine.
SPEAKER_22Cool.
SPEAKER_16Um yeah, I think we go with this. That's my turn. So I'm assuming Keel is an action. Yeah, as an action. Oh, doesn't use a signature charge. My bad. I just saw it mentioned there, and so I clicked it because why would it be mentioned if it wasn't relevant? Never mind. Let me just revert that back.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_25Sagittamon is going to clip the fuck out of uh Glitchmon. I'm gonna take this Digimon out before he becomes a problem. Uh he's going to Zodiac Star shot it. Which can inflict the paralyzed status. Okay, he's gonna do a signature attack versus Glitchmon, who does have unnatural reflexes, so he's gonna try and dodge. Yeah, Glitchmon, quick! Glitchmon! Starts jumping around. Uh the Sagittarium seems annoyed, but he sits there as he he keeps moving. We need to step up our game. Uh alright. He's going to He's going to soul link you.
SPEAKER_05What is that?
SPEAKER_25So that whenever you gain or lose token, so does this Digimon.
SPEAKER_13Oh shame.
SPEAKER_25Glitchmon! Uh Dunloo isn't happy. Glitchmon's gonna go for an attack. Uh he's gonna actually Glitchmon's gonna run.
SPEAKER_16Yeah.
SPEAKER_25He's gonna try and run again.
SPEAKER_16Good job. I support this.
SPEAKER_25You should also do this.
SPEAKER_16I'm trying to save my friend who's an ultimate Digimon.
SPEAKER_25It's a bad plan. Uh Ariesmon is gonna rush in and she's gonna ram horn Cherimon.
SPEAKER_17I see.
SPEAKER_25Uh yeah, he has four miners, so it's very much uh she's gonna try and kill him.
SPEAKER_15But I don't understand. If she does, it will in some ways go better for me, because then I can leave.
SPEAKER_12Fair.
SPEAKER_16But if you're playing like a really loyal person, it just it's hard. I don't wanna just abandon him. I abandoned polio.
SPEAKER_22Yep.
SPEAKER_21Okay. Sherry Mon.
SPEAKER_25Uh he's an ultimate form Digimon, yeah.
SPEAKER_03Cool.
SPEAKER_25He can only roll durability right now. He's pretty durable.
SPEAKER_11Crit! Crit! Crit!
unknownCrit!
SPEAKER_11Come on!
SPEAKER_25No. That is two minor wounds.
SPEAKER_16And I only healed one. So that's one past his max.
SPEAKER_25He is one away from death, yeah. Forest mon stands there saying Jesus Christ, Ares! It's not oh, we shouldn't be attacking down Mons.
SPEAKER_26Just the little fucker here. How ya doing, big fella? You ready to die?
unknownNo.
SPEAKER_25Well, this is gonna be a sucky time for you then. Don't worry, I'll make it quick. Uh he's going to signature. Earth strike.
SPEAKER_16Now, because he's attacking me, does he have disadvantage with our relationship?
SPEAKER_01I believe so.
SPEAKER_16Okay. Signature. Because I know I have advantage on attacks, but I think he also has disadvantage on attacks.
SPEAKER_25Signature attack. Cool.
SPEAKER_09Is that actually a 31 with disadvantage?
SPEAKER_25Yes.
SPEAKER_09Oh, kid.
SPEAKER_25Roth a 16 and a 15.
SPEAKER_09Oh, I see. Those are quite close to one another.
SPEAKER_16Alright, well.
SPEAKER_25He also has a plus fourteen.
SPEAKER_16Ah yeah, he's he yes he does. That's nice. That's real nice. Alright, we're going to. I wanna try to counter it with Braun. Can you describe his attack again?
SPEAKER_25So Stone would charge, he lowers his plated head and performs a slow but unstoppable charge that ignores most minonary actions, dealing heavy damage and leaving behind cracked difficult terrain where it passes.
SPEAKER_16I am going to try to like grab one of his horns or his face and shove him in a different direction. Okay? Is this gonna work? Probably not, but we're gonna try.
SPEAKER_25We'll see.
SPEAKER_1612.
SPEAKER_2412. Nice. Uh I have roll it your ability.
SPEAKER_16I don't have enough that I can get to a 31. That doesn't matter. I have enough that I could make it roll again. If I spend tokens on dice, does the other guy lose them?
SPEAKER_25Uh yeah. If you use them on your dice, sure.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_16We're gonna roll durability, and then I will ask this question of myself again in a few seconds. So I'm gonna take the failure dice for that.
SPEAKER_25I don't know why it says gains lose why it says lose's tokens. Should just be gains.
SPEAKER_16No, well it's not right now.
SPEAKER_25Uh I'm gonna rule that it is, but okay.
SPEAKER_16Uh come on, let me just spend like no give up. Make him negative 50 tokens this fight. It'll be fun.
SPEAKER_25You didn't even have tokens. Yes, I do.
SPEAKER_16I have Keogh's tokens.
SPEAKER_25He didn't.
SPEAKER_16Oh. He didn't. Okay. Well, he's gotten one from the failure. Does he get two because Keog has easy going, or does he just get one because it was one failure? He gets two.
SPEAKER_22He gets two.
SPEAKER_16Okay. Now, we are going to try.
SPEAKER_17We are going to try laddering this for a bigger number. Is this a bad plan? Probably.
SPEAKER_16But spending eight sweat. Roll again. 38! I take it!
SPEAKER_25Nice! You tank it as you hold him back. You don't it's not enough to uh fight him off, but you know.
SPEAKER_16But it didn't hurt!
SPEAKER_25That's right. But you know what's there as he stands there, you holding it you look see him look at you and smile. Alright!
SPEAKER_16Alright! Negative five to this attack and a disadvantage! Woo!
SPEAKER_25Twenty.
SPEAKER_16Alright. Gonna roll brawn again!
SPEAKER_20Nine! Give that guy two tokens, please!
SPEAKER_25Roll of your ability!
SPEAKER_17I just think she's like grabbing onto his face, and then he's trying to smash her into stuff, but the coral's just not breaking.
SPEAKER_16Alright, I'm gonna spend another four just to get it to twenty.
SPEAKER_15We're not laddering, we're just meeting twenty! So that didn't hurt either.
SPEAKER_25Nice. Relentless assault does stop as soon as you beat it. As soon as you stop the attack. I'm not just gonna have him king romper.
SPEAKER_20She is so small.
SPEAKER_25He's happy. He's like laughing. He's like, ah good!
SPEAKER_26She's got some she's got some uh guts in her. Up your guts, mate. That's the way.
SPEAKER_20What does that mean?
SPEAKER_26It means it's good! Up the guts straight away and straight on.
SPEAKER_18Do you wanna be friends so we can fight the other people first and then we can fight each other?
SPEAKER_26Nah, mate, I'm about to kill you. That's what I do.
SPEAKER_11We can kill the sheep!
SPEAKER_26No! That would be stupid!
SPEAKER_17Come on, man, look at this brilliant charm that isn't on a real roll, because it's not on my turn. This is two! Don't you wanna kill the sheep with me? Haven't you always just hated that sheep? No.
SPEAKER_25Nope. He he doesn't dislike the sheep at all.
SPEAKER_15Oh man! We could have had so much fun!
SPEAKER_25As that turn ends.
SPEAKER_16Hi, Beomond.
SPEAKER_25I ignore that. That wasn't me doing a thing.
SPEAKER_16That's fine. I'm sure it's me checking a random sheet doing a thing. It's not like Sora's going to come so that I can meet her.
SPEAKER_25Yeah, you can meet Sora. Uh yeah, Sora's sheet's not even done. Why would I bring Sora into this?
SPEAKER_16It's okay. I'm sure B O mine is just the random D20 that you're rolling. It's fine.
SPEAKER_25I was trying to test if a thing worked, but it doesn't.
SPEAKER_20Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_25Okay.
SPEAKER_24You can disbelieve me all you like. Um your tamer's flight check.
SPEAKER_16I don't disbelieve you. I'm just busy. Whatever you're doing is fine. My tamer is super duper slow. Five. But it was five on a six, which is pretty good. You know what? You know what, Keo, we're gonna ladder your dice. I will give you one of your own tokens, buddy. I got you.
SPEAKER_25The idea is we're going to. I'm going to essentially add all of the peoples up to see when they arrive.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_25Should we have to do that? They have to need a certain number before they all get here. D10 flight now. Matt.
SPEAKER_17And I you rolled a one on your ten cue. I can't I can't help you with that.
SPEAKER_21Okay, let's see. So up.
SPEAKER_25Okay, so first off, Kuder took it down by twenty-four. Teo took it down by fifteen. Uh Matt took it down by seven. And then Ty took it down by four because Ty's a slow fuck.
SPEAKER_16Uh That's fair.
SPEAKER_17I am glad that we sent the other, like, three of them back because they weren't allowed to go to the woods. That's that's nice. That our tamers potentially already knew about this.
SPEAKER_25That's totally fair. Alright, second movement, actually. You are up at the top of the round.
SPEAKER_16Oh, I am up at the top of the round.
SPEAKER_25By the way, this cliff here? That is a cliff cliff.
SPEAKER_24That's not.
SPEAKER_16What cliff where? Sorry, I'm always.
SPEAKER_24Just around here?
SPEAKER_16Uh-huh.
SPEAKER_25This drop here?
SPEAKER_16Probably like That's a death cliff.
SPEAKER_25150 feet.
SPEAKER_16Okay, so I'm gonna guess if I wanted to run away, which I'm not saying I did, but this is a level path out. And this is a level path out. Right? Because based on the map, either one of those ledges looks fine. That's up.
SPEAKER_25Uh pretty much this level path out. That level path out.
SPEAKER_13And that one.
SPEAKER_25Maybe you're skirting the edge of a canyon.
SPEAKER_16Okay. Sure. But it's at least not a drop or a wall. It's a risky path. That's fine.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_16Okay. I'm going to use my. I think I'm going to use my player character abilities. Which means I get to add stuff in combat. But Keo doesn't have the thing that Shelby has to let me buy stuff for cheap. And honestly, I think we're gonna leave it like that for right now because they're fighting. So I think strengths are normally two tokens, but if you're buying them for your Digimon without loyal or whatever, it's doubled. So four.
SPEAKER_23Yep.
SPEAKER_16Alright, so I'm gonna spend four. And I am going to buy closer. I am going to immediately use that. We're pulling out all the stops and it's gonna hurt ourselves. But we are turning to look at the sheep.
SPEAKER_09And I am going to water blast the horns off that thing.
SPEAKER_01You gotta try.
SPEAKER_16I am. Alright, so we haven't finished setting up jet stream jester since the rework. I'm gonna click. Brawn because I feel like it's normally fire hose. Like just sheer pressure, and that's what you've had me roll for that. Um does every signature need a status?
SPEAKER_25No, not every signature needs a status. I'm gonna like- When they don't have status, usually I will allow you to sort of make a added effect. I Ares has the reaction one where she can swap with the person getting attacked. Uh Taurus Mon has one that doesn't have a status. Which essentially moves you. It can push you an amount of squares equal to every ten or every five points, I believe it is.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_25Five, ten, fifteen, twelve, twenty-five.
SPEAKER_16Um if you have any suggestions, by all means throw them in. But Sangoman is going to raise her little hands, walk forward, put them straight against Aresmon, and just full force, signature attack, blast right into her belly. And it is at Advantage, which I'm gonna click now. She dances all over the place.
SPEAKER_25Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Okay.
SPEAKER_25You deal two injuries.
SPEAKER_16And then I'm gonna blow surge and I'm gonna do it again.
SPEAKER_21Try to durability 21.
SPEAKER_25Seventeen. Yeah, that'll do another two.
SPEAKER_04How's she looking?
SPEAKER_25Pretty hurt.
SPEAKER_01Push back a bit.
SPEAKER_16My friends! I love! If she's pushed back, I'm gonna step forward into that space.
SPEAKER_25I mean, when I say push back, I mean she's hurt. Okay, I just meant this thing to push, you can push have it push, but yeah.
SPEAKER_16Or right now, can we just have it knock her back like five feet for dramatic purposes, and I'm gonna step forward. We can think about secondaries later unless you have a good option.
SPEAKER_25But this is fine.
SPEAKER_16Yeah.
SPEAKER_25Alright. Uh, Sagittamon stands there as he. The little one's getting away. I'll go after them. Kill those two. I'll kill that one and hurry up. Uh he's going to run off. Sagitarmon has exited. Ariesmon sits there as she. Oh. Children should know their place. She's going to try and hit you.
SPEAKER_16Okay. I'm gonna try to grab her hand or her horns or whatever. I'm just gonna brawn everything like Tochio 16! What was she trying to hit me with?
SPEAKER_25Fraud. Uh yeah, she tries to kick you in the face with her hoof.
SPEAKER_16I just grab her hoof and I threw it to the sky.
unknownMm-hmm.
SPEAKER_25Uh however. She uh. I'm not uh. Taurus Mon. Hurry up, as he Oh, don't worry, love. I've got something special.
SPEAKER_18Not scrap.
SPEAKER_25He's gonna attack you.
SPEAKER_16Oh right. Okay, important question. Sagittarium is the one who linked me, right? Link sold me.
SPEAKER_20Huh? Yeah.
SPEAKER_16He's left. Does he still get tokens if I fail?
SPEAKER_12Yes.
SPEAKER_16Okay. Just wanted to know.
SPEAKER_15Not saying I'm going to fail, but I might. Okay.
SPEAKER_17I'm gonna try to grab the stupid guy's head and throw it to the side again. And we're gonna fail again, most likely, because we've never succeeded, but we're gonna keep trying saying I'm on 22.
SPEAKER_14Oh, I can spend two and make that work! I spent two and make that work.
SPEAKER_17Cool.
SPEAKER_25Uh he's gonna follow through.
SPEAKER_17They're relentlessing again.
SPEAKER_25Yep.
SPEAKER_17Oh, I wish the losing tokens thing was still candid because Sagittarium would be out so many right now.
SPEAKER_25Uh, sorry. You don't have advantage on Oh! You're right! Did we say it's no advantage on uh defense checks? I don't remember the durability.
SPEAKER_16I don't remember, I just always forget to turn it off.
SPEAKER_25Just check my thing.
SPEAKER_16I apologize if it was not on defenses.
SPEAKER_25I've been doing this wrong.
SPEAKER_16What?
SPEAKER_25They don't have disadvantage. It's just advantages.
SPEAKER_13Oh.
SPEAKER_10Okay.
SPEAKER_25Doesn't matter. That's why I was wondering why it's so difficult because I'm like, I have to keep track of so many disadvantage advantage bullshit.
SPEAKER_16Yeah, hang on. So I just want to make sure that I'm right since this came up. Because I don't want to have this conversation every week just because I can't remember. Is this the current type interaction chart that we have? Or do we have it on it? It is. Okay.
SPEAKER_25That is the correct one, which you can see on white and dark. They have the back and forth, meaning they have advantage and disadvantage on each other. No one else has that.
SPEAKER_16Well, you just said advantage and disadvantage on each other.
SPEAKER_25Oh sorry, they have advantage on each other.
SPEAKER_16Okay, so the point of the type interactions is only to grant advantage.
SPEAKER_21Yeah.
SPEAKER_16Okay. Alright. And it works the same way with the vaccine virus data. It's only to grant advantage. Alright, let me make a note of that. Because I really thought it was a two-way thing, but that actually is like twice as strong if I have an advantage in hitting you have disadvantage on.
SPEAKER_09Okay.
SPEAKER_16Sorry about that. I will re-roll that Ron if you want me to.
SPEAKER_25No, no, it's all good. We'll just move on. We'll just go from here as we go.
SPEAKER_16Okay.
SPEAKER_25Yep. So from this point forward, I'm gonna turn disadvantage off. Okay, are we keeping that? You will still have advantage on the initial defense and on your your attacks.
SPEAKER_10Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_25And on initial defense, but not on durability checks.
SPEAKER_16Okay. So that doesn't make sense. For attacks and first defense. Alright. Yeah, I'm happy with that.
SPEAKER_01Okay.
SPEAKER_14So I'll turn it back on so I can know my initial response to this, which is gonna be brilliant, everyone. I have one token left.
SPEAKER_16Alright. Ron is still better than flight.
SPEAKER_09It just is.
SPEAKER_01Damn.
SPEAKER_11Woo!
SPEAKER_01Yep.
SPEAKER_11Send the fine.
SPEAKER_25Alright. Uh give me a check from Flight from Key. A flight check from Keog?
SPEAKER_04Yep, yep.
SPEAKER_16Keo gets from Keho. For does that count as a failure or not? Because this is a group check and just adding. Okay.
SPEAKER_25This is there is no failing this check.
SPEAKER_19That's what I thought.
SPEAKER_25Alright. It always just adds to what I have.
unknownWhich.
SPEAKER_25Uh. They're getting very close. 29. Wait. Mainly because of shooter.
SPEAKER_16I love shooter.
SPEAKER_25Minus. Shooters are awesome.
SPEAKER_16So I have a question.
SPEAKER_25Next turn they'll definitely be here.
SPEAKER_16Are they running in from a different direction than Glitchmon left in? Is there any chance for them to run?
SPEAKER_25No, they're running in from the They're running in from the direction Glitchmon ran came in. Which means that this turn? Uh well what'll happen is yeah, they reach him this turn. Shooter's gonna pair off with Glitchmon. Uh and I would say your choice, Matt or Ty would stay with them as well.
SPEAKER_16So question, since he has Glitchmon and Black Leomon, he's still keeping one trainer with him, so there's two of them versus that one guy, and then two of them coming here.
SPEAKER_09Yeah.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_16My choice between Matt and Ty. I want Gururumon to come here.
SPEAKER_01Sure.
SPEAKER_14You're like, which tamer do you like better? And I'm like, Gabu Bon's my friend!
SPEAKER_25Alright, so next turn, Matt and Guru Rumon and Keo will uh show up.
SPEAKER_11Okay.
SPEAKER_25Sangamon.
SPEAKER_16Woo! Alright, so the focus thingy is flow surge is once a scene. So we're gonna close down that description. Because we can't do that anymore. And we can't use this because it's an upgrade chip, and we haven't been able to put it in any digivice, so we're gonna close that too. Alright. Then we just have one signature attack on the dumb sheep.
SPEAKER_12Yeah.
SPEAKER_16Cost. This is what we've committed to.
SPEAKER_15I'm not even gonna bother walking around to the other side of her or anything.
SPEAKER_17Twenty-seven. Say come on, I'm so happy you don't have the dice curse. You were such a good baby.
SPEAKER_25Twenty-three. Still takes damage. She's pretty hurt. I think she goes down.
SPEAKER_20Never mind.
SPEAKER_16I turn around and look at Taurus Matt.
SPEAKER_26Smile on his face as he that's the spirit. Let's get it done. Alright. Oh big big finish, alright.
SPEAKER_16I like dig my little feet into the ground and brace for And then probably.
SPEAKER_17He reels back as he's lifted right up. He reels back and what?
SPEAKER_25Uh he reels back and is going to charge you.
SPEAKER_17Getting rid of the cra Wait, wait, wait.
SPEAKER_16Oh no, this is my initial defense. Yes, advantage. Okay. Twenty-five situations.
SPEAKER_25Push him off. Uh he is going to follow up attack.
SPEAKER_06I never roll well, Leo. I never roll well.
SPEAKER_25Shelby! Doing so good!
SPEAKER_14Shelby is gonna spill drinks on herself and trip on every crack in the sidewalk.
SPEAKER_17But Sangamon.
SPEAKER_25Sangamon's the real hero.
SPEAKER_17You can roll above a 15! Okay, twenty-eight. Oh advantage on the brawn! 13. It had to happen. Okay. Okay.
SPEAKER_25Uh Sagittarius gets tokens.
SPEAKER_16So go ahead and do that, and then I will do the durability. Not at advantage, so I will toggle those things right now. Oh no, not disadvantage, just normal. Okay, every five that I am under is a minor one.
SPEAKER_25It's a square you're pushed back.
SPEAKER_16It's a square that I'm pushed back.
SPEAKER_04Okay. Cool.
SPEAKER_25Uh, including the first one. So you are always pushed five feet.
SPEAKER_16Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_25And then you can be pushed more.
SPEAKER_16Okay.
SPEAKER_25In a line. Alright.
SPEAKER_16What am I going against?
SPEAKER_25So it's durability. No. Durability versus durable. The 28.
SPEAKER_16The 28. Alright, here we go. Fourteen.
SPEAKER_03Fourteen.
SPEAKER_24Okay.
SPEAKER_10Alright.
SPEAKER_16So.
SPEAKER_24Okay. Ten under at late.
SPEAKER_16Yeah, but not fifteen.
SPEAKER_24I believe it's back two squares. So you push back one.
SPEAKER_16Three squares?
SPEAKER_24Three.
SPEAKER_15Because he got the yeah, he gets the five three.
SPEAKER_25Three squares.
SPEAKER_15I just uh get smashed in.
SPEAKER_25You drag her. He drops. He fully fucking intended to just kill her.
SPEAKER_16Okay, cool. I've killed two of them.
SPEAKER_25He's gonna run up and relentless attack again.
SPEAKER_16Did I take any injuries from that or did he just move me?
SPEAKER_25Uh you do take two injuries.
SPEAKER_16Minor?
SPEAKER_25Two minors.
SPEAKER_16Okay.
SPEAKER_25Yep.
SPEAKER_16Got it.
SPEAKER_25So this is his third attack this turn. Yeah.
SPEAKER_16Okay. Just making sure that that's fine.
unknownRight.
SPEAKER_25Ignore that. Ignore that. Minus ten.
SPEAKER_10Oh, I'm a hundred percent gonna claim this is a kill as well. She's dead.
SPEAKER_16Alright. Brawn two counter. Bump bum twenty-two!
SPEAKER_25You stop it just in its tracks. He was probably gonna push you off to your death.
SPEAKER_17Oh yeah, there's a ledge there.
SPEAKER_25See.
SPEAKER_26Oh, good good job. Yeah you're special Sangamon. I can tell you you're just like me. You love the battle. You love the thrill.
SPEAKER_24You j you a bleeding heart after me own. Uh at this point You can't even contradict that.
SPEAKER_17She is the brawler out of everyone, yeah.
SPEAKER_25Garbumon and uh our good friend Kyo Kiyo show up. Uh I'm gonna roll them all in.
SPEAKER_16Alright. If he gets significantly lower than me, like at the bottom yeah, he's at the bottom. I'm not gonna hold my turn for him because by the time it gets to him, it's practically the top of the round.
SPEAKER_03Yep.
SPEAKER_16Although Taurus Mon does go after him, but Oh.
SPEAKER_12No Taurusmon got failed bad.
SPEAKER_16We're gonna try to be just super intense. Uh-oh! My turn counter disappear.
SPEAKER_01Uh oh.
SPEAKER_16There it is!
SPEAKER_10Let's put it back in the corner.
SPEAKER_16Alright. It's my turn. Oh, Gobamon's attributes.
SPEAKER_25Uh what happened with Gobamon's attributes?
SPEAKER_16Do you have them written down for the interactions?
SPEAKER_25Oh yes, yes, yes. Sorry, I've gotta turn off fire and see on disadvantage. Uh Gobamon is vaccine fire.
SPEAKER_04So no nothing.
SPEAKER_25Nothing with uh the Tauros toy.
SPEAKER_16I'm gonna shoot water from the jets in my feet. Go near past him. And then I'm gonna do that same attack I did on the sheep a bunch. So I'm gonna go ahead and do the signature again!
SPEAKER_17Take a no I have done more damage to myself than they have done to me. Okay! Time with this boy.
SPEAKER_16So we s surf over into position and raise the arms. We're gonna do another blast, which probably is not gonna push him off the cliff, but why? Am I on advantage? Uh yes I am. Alright, come on, single one!
SPEAKER_2547 gonna roll your ability because you beat his strength. Let's see. Yeah. As you hit him, he's hit. Push back five feet as you smash into the guy.
SPEAKER_20Maybe you wanna fall!
SPEAKER_26Ah, he's got spirit.
SPEAKER_15She is just absolutely like seething in rage.
SPEAKER_24He's loving it.
SPEAKER_15I'm sure he is.
SPEAKER_25Um there's that many. Still going. All right. Uh Government is gonna wait for Matt.
SPEAKER_19Sure. As And now it's Matt's turn.
SPEAKER_25We'll use his thing to he can do two things.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_25Uh he's going to digivolve him. And so Gabumon!
SPEAKER_26Digivolve to Gorurumon.
SPEAKER_10Yeah.
SPEAKER_25And then he will uh boost his partner's roles.
SPEAKER_10By five or six. I would listen.
SPEAKER_16I don't have an experienced tamer, so it doesn't really matter if I know yet.
SPEAKER_25It's by six. Nice. I forgot that Matt and Tyre both experienced. Yeah. Uh cool. Garbamon is taking its turn. It's gonna rush in. It can just reach him. Uh as Gurumon sits there as he.
SPEAKER_26I won't let you hurt Matt on the others. Uh he well says the champion.
SPEAKER_25Come in. He's going to hold on.
SPEAKER_13Get him, get him, get him.
SPEAKER_25Uh he's going to do a uh signature foxfire, uh, which will inflict the burn status.
SPEAKER_21Twenty-nine versus Taurus Mon.
SPEAKER_18Oh, I wrote down.
SPEAKER_25He's gonna try and punch the fire. Uh doesn't succeed. So he's gonna roll durability.
SPEAKER_20Doesn't succeed.
SPEAKER_25He does tank it though. As he just washes over the top of him as he come on now, mate. That ain't the way to be. Oh, ain't the way to do it. Uh, what's Keo doing?
SPEAKER_16Um. Oh, I I play him in combat now, right?
SPEAKER_22Yep.
SPEAKER_16How is he feeling? Because we were not on the best of terms when I ran off. But I don't know why.
SPEAKER_25He's not he doesn't let his emotions like that get in the way of helping.
SPEAKER_16Okay.
SPEAKER_25Um, but yeah.
SPEAKER_16I'm gonna guess he probably is gonna. He's probably gonna digibove. I don't want you. I've been doing great. And my signature at my next level is defensive, not offensive.
SPEAKER_21Oh no.
SPEAKER_16I just I I feel like with Matt here, he's probably gonna do it. You know? He doesn't want to be any less than the stupid adults. So the sparkles happen and everything. I need you to make me bigger.
SPEAKER_21She become Orcamon.
SPEAKER_25Sangamon, Digivolve to Orchimon. Taurus one stands there as he, oh look at this. Bloody oath, mate. This is some hard yaka. I'm not I'm not in it for this. Fuck me dead, you you fellas around here.
SPEAKER_07Finish once you've started.
SPEAKER_25Ha ha ha! You're going off!
SPEAKER_07Bring it!
SPEAKER_25But but unfortunately this ain't a piece of piss like they said it was gonna be. And we didn't come here to fuck spiders, so Peace!
SPEAKER_26He jumps.
SPEAKER_17Jumps?
SPEAKER_26Yep.
SPEAKER_16Down.
SPEAKER_24Yep.
SPEAKER_16Does he get hurt?
SPEAKER_24Uh you can go over the thing and look. He is exting combat.
SPEAKER_25He takes uh a full set of major wounds, two major wounds, so four minors. Uh no, it'd be six miners. He takes six miners. However, that puts him still up.
SPEAKER_24As he looks up at you, salutes, and then starts fucking bolting.
SPEAKER_16Now I totally understand if you're gonna say something reasonable like you are out of range. But I am going to freeze an icicle and shoot it at him.
SPEAKER_25120 feet. More more than that.
SPEAKER_09What matters is that you guys see me trying to attack one more time and him getting away, okay? That's the important thing. For sure.
SPEAKER_16The ice just shatters. She glares down at him, but then turns, and I'm gonna try to heal him.
SPEAKER_24He turns, cracks a beer as he likes shows it up tears. He starts pouring it all over himself.
SPEAKER_16Shake a flipper at him, but I'm gonna turn and I'm just gonna start healing Cherymon.
SPEAKER_25As you start to heal Cherrymon, Matt runs down and see what is going on here? What happened?
SPEAKER_16I was doing a riddle puzzle with Cherymon, and we became friends, and it was good.
SPEAKER_07And then Leomon came up and said that he wanted everybody's digives, and I thought if I gave him my egg, he would leave the rest of you alone. Yeah.
SPEAKER_25This is all wrong. Leomon's not a bad Digimon.
SPEAKER_16Leomon can fuck him.
SPEAKER_25Not the Jesus Christ. Those are bad words. That's not good. I don't like that. My mom gets angry when I say those words.
SPEAKER_16He said he would let us go, and then it was an ambush of three other Digimon against the two of us.
SPEAKER_07Or four.
SPEAKER_16No, yeah, three. And then Glitchmon ran, and I hope he's okay, and he cut my friend in half, so I'm a little angry right now.
SPEAKER_03Okay.
SPEAKER_16I don't know if the healing is working, but she is going to keep trying.
SPEAKER_25Yeah, it's working. Slowly but surely. Cherimon is uh coming back.
SPEAKER_16But I don't think I don't think it takes any kind of role for them to know that she's like just not okay. Like, I mean the fight was mostly done before they got here, and she had to do the whole thing in Ricky form by herself. But like she's a kid, she's doing the best she can, you know.
SPEAKER_25It is very quiet, uh, very like somber as this keeps going. As Matt sits there to see, let's go get the others, and we'll uh we'll meet back up as soon as we're set. Ruimon. So he runs over and jumps on top of uh Garumon as they sprint off. Uh as you're left here with Kyo.
SPEAKER_07I have to try to save my friend.
SPEAKER_25I get that, that's fine.
SPEAKER_07Okay.
SPEAKER_25I never said you could.
SPEAKER_07I was just telling you I'm not following that right now, because I can't leave until I'm done.
SPEAKER_25Okay.
SPEAKER_16And I'm just gonna keep trying until he gets up.
SPEAKER_25Uh, he's not gonna get up. He is unconscious, for sure. But his wounds do heal. He won't get up for an hour.
SPEAKER_16Okay. Well, either stabilized you're going to have to have Keo tell me when it's time to stop.
SPEAKER_25Keo's not gonna tell you. He doesn't. He's not gonna stop you from doing your thing.
SPEAKER_16Okay. We can talk or whatever. I just wanted to make it clear that, like. Because I was gonna do an action if Cherimon did get up, but if he's not gonna get up, then that doesn't matter.
SPEAKER_25Nah, Cherimon is down for uh a nap, essentially.
SPEAKER_16Yeah, that's fine.
SPEAKER_25Uh essentially four hours.
SPEAKER_05Okay.
SPEAKER_25Damn. Uh Kyo just sits back and waits as you two stand here. This situation a bit different now. As we switch back to the human world!
SPEAKER_19I actually wanted to have this talk.
SPEAKER_24Kyo's not gonna talk.
SPEAKER_16Can we linger here just sitting there? Just a minute? Sure. Because we were fighting?
SPEAKER_12Sure.
SPEAKER_07Um I got the sheep guild. Doesn't that make you upset? It made mad and Ty upset.
SPEAKER_25I don't. They're not my Digimon.
SPEAKER_07You're okay. You're not mad at me.
SPEAKER_12Why would I be mad at you? I don't know.
SPEAKER_16You're my crew member strong enough to move the boat and I killed another one.
SPEAKER_25It's not about you moving the boat, it's I don't care.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_25Um, I only care that you wanna hang out with these guys more than you wanna come be on my pirate crew. I don't wanna hang out with other people. I don't like people. Uh oh.
SPEAKER_07Why not? Because people hurt people. Something happened.
SPEAKER_24I don't want to talk about it, Orcamon.
SPEAKER_07Okay, I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_24You're always sorry.
SPEAKER_25It everything you do is sorry as he holds his uh Digivice just grip getting white on it as you see, almost the little black surge. As he Ah Isn't I thought we were gonna be a pirate crew out on the seas having adventures? Instead, we're stuck here with these people doing whatever they want to do, looking for more digidestined.
SPEAKER_07I don't have a thing for you, but you probably don't want it now.
SPEAKER_16I'm gonna reach in the little pouch pockets on my life jacket. Which is conveniently where the chip is now, even though Sangomon did not have pockets.
SPEAKER_03Yep.
SPEAKER_16I'm gonna.
SPEAKER_25Cool. He takes the upgrade chip. And he looks at it and see what do I do, what does it do?
SPEAKER_07I don't know. It seemed like it needed to get plugged into something. I tried putting it in my egg, but it didn't turn on, so I don't know. I think if you put it in your digivice or whatever, it might affect me, but I don't know what it would do.
SPEAKER_16And you don't have to put it in there. Just you should have it.
SPEAKER_25He puts it in his pocket for now. Um he just looks away. Uh yeah, he's little Braddy Kid himself. Yeah, tantrum.
SPEAKER_16Teenage angst. Teenage angst. Alright, let me make a note on my sheet before we get over to young adult angst.
SPEAKER_25Um They're definitely going to dark digivolve. You know that, right?
SPEAKER_15Who's going to dark digivolve?
unknownMe.
SPEAKER_25Never mind, you're good. Yeah, sure. No, no, no, no, not at all.
SPEAKER_14Yeah, okay.
SPEAKER_24Yeah, dark hero, dark digivolve for sure.
SPEAKER_17Yeah, that's what I thought. Play once holds him on a short leash.
SPEAKER_16Alright, anyway. Black Leo Mon no, regular Leomon has my sapotama and it uh on. Okay.
SPEAKER_01What a time.
SPEAKER_16I know. I didn't expect to do so well in combat, but I'm so proud.
SPEAKER_25What a Sangamon time.
SPEAKER_16I know. Uh and I'm trying to build them differently, so she has had the like tank stuff. Well, good morning in the completely peaceful, wonderful other reality.
SPEAKER_25Back in the original back in Bape Rack.
SPEAKER_16Mm-hmm. In all seriousness, if you need me to um to fill time, I did think I would probably text Lena first this morning since I know she gets up at a comparable time to me. And I'm assuming Jojiro is not awake at six or whatever.
SPEAKER_25Um Lena does wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the gym.
SPEAKER_16Oh never mind, not comparable. Not comparable time. Okay. Um I'm trying to remember what I wanted to say.
SPEAKER_09I feel like the rage fog is still kind of clearing.
SPEAKER_21Um gotta do the uh happy exercises.
SPEAKER_16I feel like there were two things that uh I think the the only one that I'm gonna remember is um shoot, would she just say it without any reference back to the previous thing?
SPEAKER_03Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_16I think so. I think Lena just gets a message that says, like, I thought about it and it's not guilt, it's regret.
SPEAKER_09And then Shelby just puts her phone away as if that makes sense to other people.
SPEAKER_25Message, message, message.
SPEAKER_14Like the typing dots or a bunch of messages. Should pull up her phone and look.
SPEAKER_25You've got three messages. The first all from Lena. The first one, what? The second one is this like a suicide? The third one, don't kill yourself.
SPEAKER_02No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Set.
SPEAKER_16Um You asked if I was in love with Tojiro, and I said I felt bad about not uh sticking up for him, and I thought about him more, and I think I regret not being d not delete.
SPEAKER_17So it's like type type type.
SPEAKER_16Type type not We could have been friends for years now.
SPEAKER_25Send she sends back Dude, it's like th six in the morning.
SPEAKER_16I know, but I don't want you to tell him she's only hanging out with you because she feels guilty, cause that's not true. Send.
SPEAKER_01Three dots. Stop.
SPEAKER_03Three dots.
SPEAKER_01Stop.
SPEAKER_03Oh no.
SPEAKER_01Three dots. Stop.
SPEAKER_25Okay.
SPEAKER_04Okay.
SPEAKER_25Sorry, not okay, just K.
SPEAKER_10Alright. I'm put my phone away.
SPEAKER_16Um we talked about how Shelby got to do like prep for the party in her evenings after school. Let this week, last week, whatever. So she's already bought her present and it's wrapped in stuff. And like everything's ready, so in theory, she just needs time between whatever this is and then party to like come back, get dressed up nice, drive over there.
SPEAKER_23Sounds rational.
SPEAKER_04I think I'm gonna text Joe Joe at seven. You up yet?
SPEAKER_25Four hours later.
SPEAKER_04Oh what am I gonna do for four hours?
SPEAKER_25Yeah, he's not a morning person.
SPEAKER_04You think I care? I'm excited.
SPEAKER_21Nice. Uh cool.
SPEAKER_25You uh yeah, what do you what are you doing for your morning as you message this, receive nothing? Hasn't been looked at.
SPEAKER_16I checked 97 times, still hasn't been looked at. Okay, well I guess I do have I have time to research for once, so I'm just gonna have. Just what's the general like news or blog posts or whatever about the Dude.
SPEAKER_21One second. Okay.
SPEAKER_25So for Targi Akane.
SPEAKER_10Yes.
SPEAKER_25You actually find a few things. You would find something in the digital times. Targi Akane announces New Youth Education Initiative.
SPEAKER_10Oh, that sounds good.
SPEAKER_25The Akane Foundation has announced a new scholarship program aimed at supporting young people pursuing careers in technology, urban development, and future further research into coal heart syndrome. The initiative titled Tomorrow's Partners will fund over 5,000 students annually across the continent. Targi Akane now estimated to be in his late 50s, late early 60s, has been making rare public appearances during the announcement. There's a statement that says, I was fortunate enough to have people invest in me when I was young. This is simply returning that kindness. The Akane Foundation has now funded over 200 hospitals, schools, and community centers worldwide. Business Weekly. About 30 years ago, Akane expanded into logistics, cybernetics, renewable energy, infrastructure, development, robotics, healthcare, and research. Today, Akane Industries employs over 1.8 million people worldwide. Despite this success, the company's founder remains notoriously private. Board members describe him as warm, patient, and frighteningly intelligent. One executive said that he remembers the name of every employee he meets, then somehow remembers them ten years later. Yep. Financial analysts estimate his personal fortune to exceed uh the fortune to exceed the GPD of several smaller nations.
SPEAKER_10Okay, he's evil.
SPEAKER_25Uh unlike many corporate leaders, however, Akano still takes no salary beyond the symbolic one credit annual compensation package he established decades ago.
SPEAKER_09I don't know. I don't know if that's enough to talk me out of this. I don't know for sure what Shelby thinks, but I'm just like, mmm, I don't trust billionaires.
SPEAKER_25Uh he's a recognizable individual, one of the most recognizable individuals on the planet. Uh, however, he frequently disappears from public view for weeks at a time. Uh there are absences spent visiting remote facilities and charitable projects. Uh independent uh investigators have noted that many of the locations coincide with certain activity reports that happen across the world with uh research into Cold Heart. There have been potential sightings that he is usually at ground zero when heavy cases of cold heart pop up. Uh the company tends to decline to comment on these matters. Uh, conspiracy forums propose things from he's got secret government contracts to the existence of a small like group that works under him, that he might be the cause of cold part. Others say that he has the cure for cold heart but has never released it. All of the fun things. Uh, no evidence supports these claims has ever surfaced. Uh there is some smaller articles. Old billionaire stops highway project personally. Uh witness report uh Targi spent six hours negotiating with local residents after a construction dispute. The project was redesigned rather than forcing relocation. Uh Akane Industry's janitor receives lifetime pension. Retiring employee was gifted a home, and uh after 40 years of service, company representatives refuse to disclose who approved the purchase, though many suspect Akane himself. Uh former cyber criminal hired by Akane Industries. Foundation's con uh the foundation's controversial rehabilitation program continues to produce uh I lost it. Unexpected success stories, critics remain divided on the policy. Uh specifically, uh, this talks about uh a connection with a name that you have seen you have heard before.
SPEAKER_08Okay.
SPEAKER_25One second, I've just gotta find them. So many people. Uh you would see that it lists the names Loria Langlorn.
SPEAKER_16Um just making sure I'm writing it down correctly, she was one of the cyber criminals in the rehab program. Yep. Okay. Got it.
SPEAKER_25Uh, Targi Akane refuses Lifetime Achievement Award. For the fourth consecutive year, Akane just climbed an international award ceremony, stating only that there are people who deserve recognition more than I do. These are all the things you find on him.
SPEAKER_16Okay, and like basic question. Obviously, there's gonna be a picture of him somewhere. It does look like the guy I ran into at the cleaner office.
SPEAKER_25Yeah. Hands down, good to see this dude here. Yeah.
SPEAKER_16Alright.
SPEAKER_13I don't know if I want to go anywhere else with that right now, but it's good to have uh basic stuff.
SPEAKER_16Um I want to know now if Team Tactics Nine is a public-facing organization or not. So, like, are there things written about them or are they secret and there's no results?
SPEAKER_25You don't find shit on Team Tactics Nine.
SPEAKER_16Got it.
SPEAKER_25Tactics Team Nine.
SPEAKER_16Tactics Team Nine, my bad.
SPEAKER_13Oh my gosh.
SPEAKER_16Okay. Now we're just gonna do all of the research questions that have been stockpiling for months. Um, are there like tamer profiles that have like the date you registered as a cleaner and the date that you hit this button?
SPEAKER_25Not accessible to the public.
SPEAKER_16I'm not the public, I'm the cleaner.
SPEAKER_24That's public.
SPEAKER_16Okay, so we don't have like a database in the bounty app or anything that says No, there's no like, oh, this is this person's definitely a cleaner.
SPEAKER_25There's things like you would have a registry, but they it's yeah, it's a government registry. It's like, cool, no, we're not gonna give you everyone else's name.
SPEAKER_16Sure. So I probably cannot find out what Keo's rank is or anything like that. Dang it.
SPEAKER_10There goes that whole arc not happening.
SPEAKER_25You do find it funny though. There is like a ranking of things. They told you about the ranking when you joined.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, I know.
SPEAKER_25Lamp lighters. Tactics team nine isn't amongst like anywhere on that list.
SPEAKER_10Yeah.
SPEAKER_25Meaning she said oh, they all said that Keo left to join a stronger like thing, uh like higher ranked team. So that doesn't make a lot of sense.
SPEAKER_16Okay. Um, the other thing that I was kind of asking about because like we were able to check my ranking, and I was just barely in the top 500 of individuals or whatever. Can we see other people's rankings, or is it just like, hey, your account dashboard has your ranking?
SPEAKER_25Your account dashboard has your ranking.
SPEAKER_16Okay. Um I don't expect this to work, but Sakan and I had that whole thing about researching members of teams before. When I had the apps. Uh do we find Kio listed on any of any team?
SPEAKER_25No, so that stuff wasn't because it was registering teams, it's because they had advertisements. That's what they told people.
SPEAKER_16Yeah, that's fine.
SPEAKER_25I just wanted to do completely like announcing, hey, this is our thing.
SPEAKER_18Okay, yeah. T T nine, it's not listed.
SPEAKER_16What time is it? Are we at? 11 yet. Do we still have time to film? Not even close.
SPEAKER_21We have time to film. That's okay, cuz you hear a knock at your door.
SPEAKER_16Tell me I have one of those peepholes that lets you look out.
SPEAKER_09I look out. I'm gonna walk as quietly as I can if I look out.
SPEAKER_25You do. There's no one out there.
SPEAKER_16No, I'm not opening the door for that.
SPEAKER_17What about this character makes you think that she's going to open the door?
SPEAKER_25Underneath the door a piece of paper slides through.
SPEAKER_09Is it all the way through or is it only partially through?
SPEAKER_21All the way through.
SPEAKER_16Okay, if Whisby went invisible and through the wall, is that two signature uses?
SPEAKER_25In theory, yeah. It's going intangible, but it's also going in business.
SPEAKER_09Right, it's multiple effects. I'll go look at the paper. Still being as quiet as I can because there's multiple people who could show up at my house that I don't want to know that this is my house.
SPEAKER_25Uh stab going to stab a body with the words uh I know you're in there underlined. I see you.
SPEAKER_09How well drawn is this?
SPEAKER_25Badly.
SPEAKER_17How's the spelling?
SPEAKER_01Beautiful.
SPEAKER_05I see you.
SPEAKER_16What the fro, I already had enough stress here today.
SPEAKER_09What are you even doing to me?
SPEAKER_25And it's also got an arrow to turn it over.
SPEAKER_09I'm so tempted to just draw a better drawing of a guy with a knife and send it back under the door.
SPEAKER_25Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_09I'll flip it over, yeah.
SPEAKER_25It's got a uh it's got a picture of a guy hiding behind a curtain. A little stick for the girl hiding behind a curtain, and it says, I'm in your bathtub.
SPEAKER_11How would it have gotten sent through the front door?
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_16Hmm. I only have the desk chair. Is my desk chair made in such a way that if I rolled it over here and braced it underneath the doorknob, I could just lock my bathroom completely shut.
SPEAKER_25Possibly. Oh no, sorry, the bathroom's a slide door.
SPEAKER_09The bathroom's a slide door.
SPEAKER_16Oh gotta love those pocket doors. Alright.
SPEAKER_01Love it.
SPEAKER_16Do I own any large piece of furniture? I can just move over there. Probably not.
SPEAKER_17I mean just relocate the bridge to be in front of the I don't need the bathroom, you can starve in there.
SPEAKER_16Um the bathroom sliding door open or shut.
SPEAKER_25Uh the bathroom sliding door is currently shut.
SPEAKER_09I don't need this today.
SPEAKER_26I was having a good day!
SPEAKER_16That's well, yeah, the first few hours are just great. Um, since the ground is all blur, I'm assuming I'm on like the second floor of a building or something. Yeah. So there's no just like we go out the window.
SPEAKER_25No. Come on, man, we can make it and climb into one of your neighbor's rooms if you'd like.
SPEAKER_16Yeah, let's go to the one with the blood splat all over everything. I'm sure they're very well.
SPEAKER_12You don't talk about that one.
SPEAKER_17No, it's definitely the room that's most accustomed to having random people break into it.
SPEAKER_09Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_10I don't know if somebody is just being stupid.
SPEAKER_16Or what. But this note, I will show him the drawing. Which I know he can't read, but says there's somebody in the bathtub who's threatening to kill me. So I'd like you to go into the bathroom. And if there's a bad person, attack them. Is that okay?
SPEAKER_01Not.
SPEAKER_16Alright, I'm gonna move up here, and I will like fling the door open or pull it, depending on which direction it goes, but just wh.
SPEAKER_25Slides open as uh Whispy runs in. Uh there's no one in there. As you hear from behind you, what are you looking for? As you would see turn to see someone in your house uh wearing sorry, wearing a Jason Vorthy's mask, just standing here eating popcorn.
SPEAKER_16Wispy, come back.
SPEAKER_25That is he. That's a wispy.
SPEAKER_24What the what is wrong with you? You would see your brother. See. What? I didn't- It was funny. It was funny. You didn't open the door, so I had to go through your neighbors. He's a lovely guy. Really nice dude.
SPEAKER_25And I climbed the balcony and I came in your back door. Keep that locked. There could be some weird those out here. How are you doing? You got a cat?
SPEAKER_11Get my address.
SPEAKER_25Mom gave it to me?
SPEAKER_11I didn't give it to her.
SPEAKER_24You think mom and dad don't know where you live? Yes! Come on now.
SPEAKER_11They haven't tried to sell this place out from under me or get rid of everything I owned, I was pretty sure.
SPEAKER_24They've known where you've been living since day one.
SPEAKER_25They always check in on they that's what they do. Very uh intrusive in that manner.
SPEAKER_11I know!
SPEAKER_25I thought I would look really nice!
SPEAKER_11Thank you.
SPEAKER_24This look really good.
SPEAKER_11I thought I was finally just bunked down on the bed.
SPEAKER_25You d you're independent, don't worry. You're doing good. Everything seems cool here. Look at this place, this looks awesome! And don't worry, just because they know where you are, that doesn't mean anything. They knew where I lived the first day that I moved out. That's them. I you can run away as much as you want. Dad has enough money to send a private investigator to find you, so you can't go anywhere. Hey little guy, what's uh what's this one's name? What's with the gem things on it? Uh Gemmon's just staring at him. Not sure what to do.
SPEAKER_08Black Gem1X, it's your choice. You do not have to let this person touch you if you don't want.
SPEAKER_25Seems confused. I have let's touch.
SPEAKER_24Wow, what's I don't know what what's wrong? Is it was it the drawing?
SPEAKER_19Yes.
SPEAKER_24It's pretty cr it was pretty mean. It was pretty mean. But I thought it would be fun, you know.
SPEAKER_19I have almost died like that doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.
SPEAKER_24What do you mean you've almost died?
SPEAKER_19Oh, mom and dad didn't tell you that.
SPEAKER_24Mom and dad don't tell me everything.
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SPEAKER_25I had to fly in this morning and I said, where's Shelby staying? And Dad said, uh, she's over on uh the west side in this apartment building. That's all I've gotten out of them in the last three months. They don't tell me actual things that are happening.
SPEAKER_24Dad talks to me about business.
SPEAKER_16Whoa, I told both of them that I almost got killed. It's been a week ago today.
SPEAKER_25So, like, not a- What happened? He grabs you by the arms and starts like checking you as he. What happened? Did you like get cut were you were you attacked? How? What happened?
SPEAKER_16So, um, I don't know what he would see. I'm trying to remember the fight from session one. I think it was mostly like blunt damage, and it's only a week out, and she did almost die.
SPEAKER_09So there probably is still some bruising on her arms while she's like tr like sh trying to block it and stuff.
SPEAKER_25Jesus Christ, Shelby.
SPEAKER_09What happened?
SPEAKER_25What I did some. Was this someone that you knew? Was this were you mugged?
SPEAKER_16What I think we need to back up to maybe you apologize because your joke wasn't funny. And then we can start again.
SPEAKER_25My joke wasn't funny.
SPEAKER_16But you could see that sending threatening notes to a single woman living alone is normally gonna be funny.
SPEAKER_27Ever? You know, it it would it was just a joke. It's a thing.
SPEAKER_25That this is not- I never intended it to be mean.
SPEAKER_16Well, it's never gonna be funny. You could do this until we're in our 70s, and it's never gonna be funny.
SPEAKER_24You would have you would have had a bit of a pa uh bit of a panic moment. Uh you didn't even react. There was a guy with the mask on in your thing, and you said wispy. I don't know what I'm saying.
SPEAKER_16I was in the middle of storming up to you to ask what the fuck your problem was and to throw you out the window and watch you hit the cement.
SPEAKER_24Yeah, that's not a normal reaction, sh- I haven't had a great week. You should have been running out the door. Why? Cause the crazy person in your Yeah, well he's gonna regret it! Shouldn't we fucking start stuff?
SPEAKER_25Um You got lots of bruises for someone who's uh so sure that they're gonna beat uh beat up a serial killer in their apartment.
SPEAKER_16Get a motion for black gen monarchs to come over here. Just can you can you physically manage the words I'm sorry for upsetting you this morning or something?
SPEAKER_25I'm sorry for upsetting you this morning, Shelby. Come on, you haven't seen me in ages. Can can we not just be oh be big brother little sister for a second?
SPEAKER_16We could work up to it, but this was not a good intro. Also, your proportions suck. Now crumble up the note and blow it at him.
SPEAKER_24I'm sorry I'm not an artist!
SPEAKER_16Get the stupid chair. Bring it back over here.
SPEAKER_25He gets it and brings the chair over his seat. Oh. Alright. What's oh what's been happening? What have you been up to? Besides almost dying.
SPEAKER_13Um I can't believe mom and dad were happening.
SPEAKER_03I'm still on that.
SPEAKER_16I I yeah.
SPEAKER_24Of course they knew. What did you expect? You know what dad does. What does dad do?
SPEAKER_25It's a lot of logistics. It's a lot of research and things that he deals with. He works for a big, like big corporation. But regardless, he has a fair amount of money. Well, that I know Enough money to make sure that his precious little girl is always safe.
SPEAKER_19Except he fucked up.
SPEAKER_25I mean, yeah, it seems so.
SPEAKER_16Don't tell him that. He will just tighten the noose and then I will.
SPEAKER_25Don't tighten that noose, so don't. He's probably already tightened that noose.
SPEAKER_16Why can't they just let me have something that I like?
SPEAKER_25I mean. I don't know. Dad's You You have less of uh less experience with dad.
SPEAKER_14He's um By virtue of being younger, yes, I do.
SPEAKER_25By virtue of being younger, yeah, exactly. Yeah. He He was uh always a bit uh dad-like, but he um he cares in his own ways. Mom Mom changed. Mom changed hard. But that's just mom.
SPEAKER_16What do you mean she changed?
SPEAKER_25Oh money, all the things there, everything about it sort of I feel like that sort of got to her. She just started being a people pleaser.
SPEAKER_16Sorry, one second. Can you check your DMs?
SPEAKER_21Yeah. Uh I'm not sure what name you chose.
SPEAKER_25I think it was Excellent. I it was something like Tamaki. Yeah, wasn't it?
SPEAKER_16I was waffling between Tamaki and Takashi or something, because they both shortened down into nicknames, and I was like, you need to figure out this character's name, child.
SPEAKER_10Alright, let's see. Let's let's go with Tamaki. Sorry. Mom changed because the money became a people pleaser.
SPEAKER_25What did he Takashi?
SPEAKER_10Takashi.
SPEAKER_25Takashi was the thing. You have a note here. Tokyo University.
SPEAKER_16Oh, okay. Yeah, sorry. Um what did he major in? Uh obviously he went to university as well.
SPEAKER_25Yeah, he went to university. He was good at stuff.
SPEAKER_17I know, but like not going to university wasn't an option.
SPEAKER_25Uh what did he study? I have this down somewhere. Uh he's a doctor. He is a full-fledged doctor. He studied medicine.
SPEAKER_16Um, I'm gonna roll. I'm gonna roll Brit because I'm trying to decide if he's more like dad, and I should just tell him I got attacked by a Digimon or more like mom, and I should be like, yeah, it was a wild animal. Mm-hmm. Cause I don't want him to think I'm crazy.
SPEAKER_2512. That said, your dad did say he like when you said it was a Digimon, he was like, Oh, I see.
SPEAKER_16Right, I know. But mom was like, What's that, sweetheart? Yeah, it's it's a rabid animal. I just want to know if Taca's more like, yes, I understand what that is, or like I don't think those are a thing.
SPEAKER_25It's hard. Can you give me a curve? Let's let's see how you separate it. Give me a brains and a charm roll.
SPEAKER_07Sure.
SPEAKER_25Uh whichever's higher isn't the logical sense of thinking that Shelby does towards her brother.
SPEAKER_16I mean, they are both D20 plus six.
SPEAKER_25Charm 13. More in line with the emotion. You're pretty, like. You're smart, but but it's not like a huge difference. You're not just in the thought process. However, your brother often is the type to sit there and be like, yeah, yeah, of course, and like sit there and agree, but you think that it's sort of like that they're agreeing, but they definitely don't believe you.
SPEAKER_08Yeah.
SPEAKER_25And it's not an actual agreement, it's platin uh platitudes. Right. Is that the truth? Maybe not. That might just be interpreted.
SPEAKER_16We have a six-year age gap, so like he would look different, think different than me a lot of the time growing up. Alright. Okay, backing up. No, it's not somebody I know. No, it wasn't a person. It was closer to an animal, I guess.
SPEAKER_27I got an animal?
SPEAKER_18Don't worry about it.
SPEAKER_25Ruff, have you been to the hospital? They uh, if it was a rapid animal uh rabid animal, you could have ended up with I don't have any rabies, it's okay. Of course you don't. You don't have any bite marks. Then what are you? There are a lot more things than rabies. I went animals can give you.
SPEAKER_16I went to a facility, it's okay. But thank you for at least expressing care. I was pretty sure that we weren't capable of that in the Koji house.
SPEAKER_27I would I've I've always expressed care, Shelby. I always cared that things worked out.
SPEAKER_16I just wanted mom and dad to care. And they have decided I use drugs which I don't. And are trying to put me into a rehab program, which is gonna go great because when I'm like, I don't have a problem, they're gonna be like, of course you don't. And it's like, no, I've literally never used any of these things. So how much better can I get than bleh? Why would I take that? Speaking of which, if they ask you, please say no. I didn't see any signs that she needs to go to a drug place and get locked up and then lose her job.
SPEAKER_25Just because you're can't tell them all the plants that you're growing here are marijuana?
SPEAKER_09They're not. You know, you're not a botanist or whatever.
SPEAKER_25It'd be so much more fun to tell them that and say their reaction. Okay.
SPEAKER_27Uh oh. I'm not trying I'm not gonna destroy your life. It's just messing with mom and dad, it's always fun.
SPEAKER_16Mess with them about something else. Please.
SPEAKER_27Alright, alright. Okay, don't worry.
SPEAKER_25Very sensitive this morning. Did I catch you at a like bad time? Do you have something on today? No, you don't. You've got mom's birthday. I was gonna see if you wanted to go together.
SPEAKER_16What do you mean, no?
SPEAKER_25You can head over there and set up stuff.
SPEAKER_16I'm not setting up anything. I arranged all the shit already. This is my contribution.
SPEAKER_25Come on now.
SPEAKER_16No.
SPEAKER_25You can't just leave it, because then if it's not right, you know you're gonna get dad and mom having a big thing about how Shelby was supposed to do this.
SPEAKER_16Yeah, then they can do that. And I'm gonna look them dead in the eyes and be like, who's emotional now? I'm not doing it. You can do that and continue being the perfect child, it's fine. But no, I don't want to go together.
SPEAKER_27What's with the hostility here?
SPEAKER_16Um Why are you just deciding that I don't have anything to do? And because I don't have- You said you don't have anything to do.
SPEAKER_19Yes, you did. I asked you.
SPEAKER_16Do you have anything on today? No, you don't. Do you want to go together? Literally just said that.
SPEAKER_25I said that you shouldn't because you have mom's thing. It was an assumption, it wasn't a telling. Okay. I'm I should go. Okay. I'm I'd see what's happening. Alright. He gets up, pushes the chair back. I'm not trying to cause an issue here, Shelby. I came because honestly, mom and dad don't think you're even gonna show up tonight.
SPEAKER_16Why wouldn't I show up? My attendance is mandatory.
SPEAKER_25Because every time that they want you to do something, you don't want to do it. And at this point, I think it's gotten to the point where if you don't want to do it, then don't do it.
SPEAKER_16Like with this party stuff, Dad was like, here's a list of all the things you need to do. I've already sent you money, and then I got beaten up, and I was like, Dad, I'm dealing with a lot, I can't do it, you need to do it. And he was like, I'll just send you the list again and more money because you're gonna do it. I did it! That's enough. And I will be there because I said to mom that I was gonna be there. Am I gonna enjoy it? No, probably not.
SPEAKER_24Then why come?
SPEAKER_25Why come? I I get that they're this is the only family I get.
SPEAKER_24It's like you don't want that family though. It's like you don't want us.
SPEAKER_16You are a little bit different because you at least try to see me.
SPEAKER_24I'm not different. I'm I'm just trying.
SPEAKER_16I know that makes you different. I went to them for comfort because I was scared and hurt, and they said, Don't talk to me, go get a therapist, and I'm gonna send you to drug rehab because you're an addict. Neither one of them was like, Wow, that must have been a lot.
SPEAKER_11I'm glad you're okay. Do you need anything?
SPEAKER_16They just all blamed me for stuff, and I really honestly thought I had managed to start over. They know where I live and they're watching me.
SPEAKER_18And mom's trying to get me to quit my job so she can buy a different job for me. Holy shit, and I just wanna be my own person.
SPEAKER_25Leave. Just leave.
SPEAKER_20I did.
SPEAKER_25You didn't. You told them you were leaving. You walked away and you still go there, you still see us, you still interact. And now you want something without doing the thing that you need to do.
SPEAKER_14What's the thing that I need to do to make them okay with me? What?
SPEAKER_25Maybe you need to think of a completely different question there. Cause maybe it's not about what you need to do to make them okay with you, but what you need to do to make you okay with you. We're not trying to hold you down, Shelby. I'm not.
SPEAKER_20I know.
SPEAKER_25Maybe mom and dad are a little, but that's them. They suck at that, but that's them. I'm gonna go. I shouldn't have come here. Hopefully I see you tonight. If not, well tell mom and dad that you are sick or something. He heads out.
SPEAKER_10Sh you do this, man.
SPEAKER_20I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_16Why is that his intro? Hey, it's a death threat, and like another fucking guy!
SPEAKER_20You wanna go?
SPEAKER_16I didn't punch Julian, I got some rage still. I can give you this shirt fine.
SPEAKER_25Ugh. It was literally just me sitting there like, he's gotta be a little a little bit dumb of the like, okay, I wanna make like I wanna joke around and I want it to be like a thing of like, fucking what did you do, etc. And like disarm you a little bit, and then that.
SPEAKER_16But just the it's a perfect storm of the wrong topic, the wrong time, because like what if what if Julian escaped and he's coming at me now?
SPEAKER_12Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_16What if it's Itanda Lolo who repeatedly gets places while being invisible and could literally be standing in this room with me.
SPEAKER_23He could be. Lolo can be anywhere.
SPEAKER_16Right? So it's not unreasonable to be like, this is not this is funny.
SPEAKER_24The literal fact is though, he has no fucking idea who a Tanta Lolo is.
SPEAKER_08Well, I know, I know.
SPEAKER_25Or that you were attacked, more than anything is gonna His thing was like, she's a school teacher, it's gonna be gonna be the scariest day of her year.
SPEAKER_14Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. This is like, why won't you guys fucking quit?
SPEAKER_25Oh jeez. I bought a mask on the way here and was like, this is what I'll do, this will be so fucking funny.
SPEAKER_16I was like, because he's standing over here, he's got his mask and whatever.
SPEAKER_14I was holding my token with this movement in the middle of saying, what the fuck is your problem? And just walking up to him when you had him take the mask off. And I was like, Well, never mind.
SPEAKER_17But like, oh, or it could have been the yacht.
SPEAKER_24It is a bum boom, like if if you think about it, it's a crazy fucking idea. It really is. It is the dumbest shit he could have done.
SPEAKER_16Yeah. So I'm sorry I couldn't just roll with it, but it's just like really.
SPEAKER_25That was never meant to be a roll with it situation. Okay. I knew that it was dumb, and I'm like, he's gonna do something stupidly dumb so you can get like up him a little bit.
SPEAKER_16Oh, okay. How'd it go? Did it turn out the way you wanted?
SPEAKER_25Oh damn. Hot damn.
SPEAKER_11Can't believe you told me not to come back.
SPEAKER_10It really is.
SPEAKER_16Because it's just like she moved out without telling them where she lived. She got her own job, she got her own car, sh bought all of the stuff that's in here. She's trying to make her own life, and then it's just like one, none of that mattered, and two, you didn't leave hard enough. Like, the options are be in a stranglehold with this family for the rest of your life, or never talk to anyone again, apparently. And that's so messed up that it's like we can't even stay in contact if I'm not living in your house and letting you dictate everything to me. That's basically what he said. Which is rough.
SPEAKER_24I mean, yeah.
SPEAKER_16Whoa. Uh okay.
SPEAKER_25But um, yeah, in up to this moment, you sit down. Uh it would probably be.
SPEAKER_16I think I'm just gonna give him a f a few minutes to leave. Like if my balcony looks over the parking lot at all, I am watching for that car to go. And once he leaves, I am locking every fucking door and I am getting out of here.
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SPEAKER_16Because I wanna be anywhere other than here right now.
SPEAKER_27Where are we going?
SPEAKER_16I don't know.
SPEAKER_27Oh. Oh, that man was nice. He he gave nice head scratches.
SPEAKER_19You liked that?
SPEAKER_27Yes, he was very nice. And he smelled sort of like Shelby.
SPEAKER_16Hmm. We're siblings, so I guess maybe that's why.
SPEAKER_27Mm-hmm. I would say so. Which he just stares off into the distance.
SPEAKER_19Alright. Let's go to the car. I won't figure out uh something.
SPEAKER_25Head down to your car. Getting in it. No real uh ID.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_16See, the thing is I don't have a lot of places. I could arguably go to the hideout, but I don't necessarily want to, because if somehow they did not hear they were going on a date, I just don't feel like, you know, that's a thing we need to be doing.
SPEAKER_25Disgusting yeah.
SPEAKER_16Yes, we're not going there. We're not going to school. We're not going to that bar that I've seen is so bad. Wait, he's banned!
SPEAKER_14Tajiro is No Tajiro's not banned from the bar that is so bad smash stuff in.
SPEAKER_25Oh, the bar. Yeah. You head back to the bar. Um.
SPEAKER_16I don't know.
SPEAKER_25She's avoiding a soap now as well.
SPEAKER_11Well, I don't need to see him in the middle of the day, too!
SPEAKER_16I told him I would be busy with cleaner stuff all week. Or weekends.
SPEAKER_24Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_11This is cleaner stuff, he's on my team.
SPEAKER_24He seems so a good friend. Uh, as you come in here and like nine in the morning. The guy behind the bar sits there as he looks at you as he shakes his head, cleaning a glass.
SPEAKER_25There's judgment in his eyes.
SPEAKER_16They're open.
SPEAKER_25Uh, you do see uh someone up on stage as there is a man down in front of him just yelling out stuff as he. Oh yeah. That uh pretty good, pretty good, but maybe take it down just a notch, just a little notch. Uh this is the only person in this bar, as you'd see. We can uh we can definitely do something else with that. Let's spin it up and then retry it. Okay, hit me with it. As uh you'd hear just remixes of songs as someone is playing full dubstep here, is he? Nice, nice. It's pretty good, pretty good. Um, got a morning regular, wow. Uh hear the dog indeed. Oh shoot, did he start a day?
SPEAKER_11Did he see me?
SPEAKER_24Yeah, he sees you standing there, isn't he?
SPEAKER_16Dang it.
SPEAKER_24Oh, he doesn't interact with you.
SPEAKER_16Alright, cool. If he doesn't interact with me, if he's just talking, I'm gonna club the digimon.
SPEAKER_25Turns back.
SPEAKER_16They're fine.
SPEAKER_25Now you just need to spin that one up and run fast.
SPEAKER_16You know what I just realized? So it's like, where do I wanna sit? I'm bringing the kitchen ghost back in.
SPEAKER_03Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_25Um I'm just gonna roll to see if that guy's uh on shift. Nah, he's not on shift today.
SPEAKER_06Okay.
SPEAKER_16So I'll look around to see if I recognize either of them, and then when I don't, we'll just come in and sit kind of in this corner where there's not as many people.
SPEAKER_25There's no one in this bar at the moment.
SPEAKER_16Yeah, I know, but it's kind of secluded from like it's in this corner, you know? Sure. I don't feel like I'm in the way. I will order one of the fruit smoothies if they're still willing to serve them to me without Lena being here. Yeah.
SPEAKER_25They're like, oh you must know, uh You must know Lena. Yeah, I can set that up for you.
SPEAKER_10It looks good the last time that she uh she had one.
SPEAKER_25Yeah, well we'll make one up for you. You can just sit there and we'll bring it out.
SPEAKER_18Thank you so much.
SPEAKER_25Uh T. As they head off. Uh you'd hear no no no. That's not it's not copacetic enough. This whole place is an amphitheater and we need to be rocking it. This is this is a disgrace to modern. Okay.
SPEAKER_16I really expect the answer to be no. It's not, but I'm just gonna just check on my phone and see what Vex looks like since I just only heard of this person last night.
SPEAKER_25Uh doesn't seem like Vex.
SPEAKER_19Fantastic. That's it. That's all I wanted to know.
SPEAKER_24Vex. Which one is Vex again? Vex.
SPEAKER_16He was the rapper who made his start by posting.
SPEAKER_25Vex is Vex is well known for wear essentially pulling a um what's their name? The dubstep group, where they wear helmets.
SPEAKER_16Daft Punk?
SPEAKER_25Yeah, he's known for pulling a daft punk.
SPEAKER_16Oh nice.
SPEAKER_25So this guy walks over and see. Alright, uh, hit me with uh gin and juice. That'll be a good start to the day. How you doing? Uh you new uh I haven't seen you here. You're not a regular?
SPEAKER_19Uh, this is my third visit, I think.
SPEAKER_25Early morning for uh stopping at a bar. Uh though I see you on the juice cleanse. Um you got the which one did you get? You got the Lena.
SPEAKER_19Yeah.
SPEAKER_25Great, great lady. She's always here. Um love of energy.
SPEAKER_19She's great.
SPEAKER_25You mind if I pop a squat?
SPEAKER_19Sure.
SPEAKER_25It sits down. Uh ammo kabuya.
SPEAKER_16Oh, gotta write that down. Ammo kabuya.
SPEAKER_25Ammo kaboya.
SPEAKER_16Alright.
SPEAKER_25Uh ammo is in chuck chuck chuk. Uh kabuya is in kabuya.
SPEAKER_19Alright.
SPEAKER_25You I just noticed that you're uh are you a cleaner?
SPEAKER_19Yeah.
SPEAKER_25Nice. Uh I always I'm always happy to have cleaners in my establishment. Digimon are always welcome when I'm here. Most of my boys don't know them though. So next time you come in, it might be better if you go to the private rooms. So uh when you enter in, uh just come in through the back back here.
SPEAKER_19Okay.
SPEAKER_25Uh through this door down here.
SPEAKER_19Yeah.
SPEAKER_25Then if you go left into the room with all the like kegs and that, we usually leave it open. Uh, but if you do that, you can head on down uh underneath one of the kegs. What? Ladder straight down.
SPEAKER_17What? Uh there's a secret basement.
SPEAKER_25Yes, the rave club downstairs.
SPEAKER_17Oh.
SPEAKER_09Wow.
SPEAKER_25It's it's cleaners. It's more in line with cleaners and digimom.
SPEAKER_03Oh.
SPEAKER_25Regular people, a bit of a time when they see a big flying red ghost or a fluffy black cat with gems all over it.
SPEAKER_10Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. First door on the left under one of the kings. Alright.
SPEAKER_25It's it's a ladder. It it'll lead you. Actually, I might as well show you. Do you have a second?
SPEAKER_10What time is it? I look at my thing.
SPEAKER_25It's like nine, ten.
SPEAKER_16Check, check, check. Still no answer.
SPEAKER_25Still no answer.
SPEAKER_16Um, I'm gonna vibe check this guy before I follow him into a basement. We had bad stuff in a basement less than 24 hours ago. This guy wants to fucking go. We'll go. 21.
SPEAKER_25He doesn't seem like he has any ill intent towards it.
SPEAKER_19Alright, cool. Sure.
SPEAKER_25Sure. Uh, he comes down. Alright. He moves this crate out of the way, and you'd see a ladder going down and see. You climb down the ladder. I'll climb down first. That way, you know. Just in case. Oh. He looks at you. You're wearing pants. Okay, I'll climb down first. Uh perfect.
SPEAKER_23Uh and then uh it'll enter into a mirror world.
SPEAKER_06What?
SPEAKER_23Yeah, mir you know mirror zones.
SPEAKER_06How do you have one just under your bar? I thought they shut.
SPEAKER_23We set it up.
SPEAKER_10What?
SPEAKER_25Yeah. Sometimes you gotta think outside the box. Now, as a cleaner, I do hope that you will keep this under wraps. For the most part, the the good old uh Ministry of Public of Defense tends to whatever, civil protection, defense, yeah. They call that stupid shit.
SPEAKER_19Yeah.
SPEAKER_25Uh they don't take kindly to open mirror worlds and congregations of Digimon outside of cleaners. But we have rules here, there's no fighting, there's none of that. Uh we're all here for a good time.
SPEAKER_06Okay.
SPEAKER_16I will follow the sky down into the basement into the pocket dimension.
SPEAKER_25Alright. Uh you head down into the pocket dimension. Let me just switch the m up.
SPEAKER_19Okay.
SPEAKER_25You enter into a mirror world thing as you come out as he Oh welcome to the ammo club.
SPEAKER_10Okay, okay. I must always welcome here. Other cleaners in Digimon am allowed to tell about this?
SPEAKER_25Yeah, of course. Uh as long as they're cool. Don't be don't be bringing no uh nerds here. I don't need no uh people with hard cases, all that sort of stuff.
SPEAKER_13Sure.
SPEAKER_16What what do I see down here? Are there like uh anybody any other people, any other Digimon here, or is it like upstairs where people aren't at the bar finding him?
SPEAKER_25There are only two people here, two workers. No one else really sitting around as he leans against a pillar, as he uh Yeah. It's basic it's pretty basic, but it's our place.
SPEAKER_08Okay. Wow.
SPEAKER_16Um like dumb question. Artists or anything down here?
SPEAKER_21Artists?
SPEAKER_11Yeah.
SPEAKER_25I mean, in what manner? Like, oh like spinning the tables?
SPEAKER_19Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_25Of course. Live music every night.
SPEAKER_19Oh.
SPEAKER_25Uh this week we got uh we actually got a thing on tonight by uh Vex, a rapper. Oh a rapper.
SPEAKER_13When does it start?
SPEAKER_25Well, it's I don't know. Probably like nine o'clock he gets here, and we go from there. He's doing a full set tonight. I got him I got him because he was supposed to do a whole show and they ended up canceling that shit with these underground people.
SPEAKER_16Uh I heard about that. Apparently, somebody just like straight up attacked the building.
SPEAKER_23Shit.
SPEAKER_16Right?
SPEAKER_23I wouldn't know nothing about that.
SPEAKER_16Nah. Don't know if it's true, but how do you know that they how do you know about that?
SPEAKER_25We um You were you a Vex fan or so You know what?
SPEAKER_16I don't I don't need to explain everything. Uh one of my friends was going to that concert and then it got cancelled. Just sounded like the scene was rough when he got there.
SPEAKER_25Fair enough. That that's a crazy time. Uh at this point you get a message. That is from Tojo. Oh it says, I am awake.
SPEAKER_16I hate you, Leo. I hate you so much because he would be so happy if we came here. But I don't think I can go to mom's party. Which like uh but hey, my brother just told me leave and don't come back. What?
SPEAKER_27He didn't know why.
SPEAKER_17I know they didn't hear it, but it's true. Oh I'm just gonna text back any idea what you wanted to do today?
SPEAKER_25Say uh you get a message, yeah. I'll meet you uh one second.
SPEAKER_20Yeah, I'll meet you where?
SPEAKER_25Yeah, I'll meet you where Yeah, I gotta go to the mall. I'll meet you there.
SPEAKER_14Okay I will send okay put my phone away.
SPEAKER_16Uh probably dumb question, ammo. How much are tickets for this tonight?
SPEAKER_25Free for cleanance.
SPEAKER_16Huh? Free for cleanance?
SPEAKER_25I don't need money, I just need butts and seats.
SPEAKER_18Oh can afford that.
SPEAKER_24I can afford nothing!
SPEAKER_16Okay, alright. Uh what what time are you opening the doors?
SPEAKER_25Doors are always open to cleaners. Whenever you whenever you're set.
SPEAKER_16But this but the show starts at nine. Alright.
SPEAKER_25Show starts at nine.
SPEAKER_16Man, so nice to meet you. I'm gonna come over and I'm gonna shake this guy's hand.
SPEAKER_25Shake his hand to see. It was lovely to meet you too. And it was good meeting you, fellas. Always welcome here. Ammo's Club always looks after its people.
unknownWow.
SPEAKER_19Alright. Um, you guys don't have two go cups, do you?
SPEAKER_24If I don't thumbs.
SPEAKER_16You know what?
SPEAKER_25I can I can not the gives you a full purple like blinged out thermostat.
SPEAKER_16Oh, okay, yeah, thank you.
SPEAKER_17I will pour my promo merge. Promo merch. Does it say like ammo's club on it?
SPEAKER_25Yeah, it says ammo's club.
SPEAKER_17Alright. I'll pour my smoothie in there.
SPEAKER_24It's called the Gun Club. Cause he's ammo kabooya.
SPEAKER_06Oh no! Okay.
SPEAKER_14Well, I'll pour my fruit smoothie named after my friend and that.
SPEAKER_06Um guess I'm going to head out.
SPEAKER_25Yeah? As you take off heading out. Uh as you head to the mall, you climb back up that thing.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_25As we linger on ammo, smiling as you go.
SPEAKER_16Don't make this creepy! Don't make this creepy.
SPEAKER_25As he sits there, see. Oh. That's oh, that's an interesting one. As appearing just like your ghost normally does near him, you would see this ditch mom.
SPEAKER_20No.
SPEAKER_25Let's see. Oh. I thought that we cleaned that shit up. What's this shit I hear about someone arriving there and seeing what happened? As from behind him. Walking out. Don't worry. We can take care of it. Us. That's where we're gonna end the session.
SPEAKER_15Was this already their base before I came here?
SPEAKER_25Yes. They were always working for Emmo Kabuya.
SPEAKER_24You were never meant to interact with them! Emmo is a five-star cleaner.
SPEAKER_25Uh, this is Bombermon.
SPEAKER_24Yep.
SPEAKER_25You got into essentially a full-on turf war between Emmo and Tagi.
SPEAKER_06Okay.
SPEAKER_16Okay. Well, uh, that session did not go where I was expecting. Uh, you could probably tell from a recap, I thought we were gonna start straight in on the date and instead. My morning was a dumpster fire. But hey! Next session I get to find out what Tojiro thinks the date is, decide what, if anything, I'm gonna do about my family being on fire, and then decide if I'm going to a concert that starts at 9 p.m. on a school night, knowing that I have to be up at 5 a.m. the next morning, and I probably will not be home until midnight. Question mark.
SPEAKER_05The answer's probably yes. I I'm probably going to go. Anyway, thanks for listening. Glad to have you here, and I hope that we made you laugh, and we'll see you again next week. Bye, but I'm not sure.
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