Chaos Crew 2
This is an actual play ttrpg show made by two friends- Lio homebrewed the system mechanics from various Digimon media, and Chomp produces the show. Our campaign is story-heavy and character-driven, but we can't resist trying to make each other laugh. Join us in our quest to save the digital world from destruction and future Japan from monsters lurking in the shadows...
(Note: This podcast contains swearing and adult situations, but nothing graphic is described at our table.)
Chaos Crew 2
Shadows of the Past
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Toujiro and Shelbie meet up at the mall for their first actual date, no last night doesn’t count- we talked about this! Shelbie’s excited, but with the fight with her brother fresh in her memory and her mother’s birthday party on the horizon, there’s a lot of decisions for her to make.
The Digimon system we're using is being homebrewed by Lio as we play test it. Our theme song and graphics were made using AI, and the background music in most episodes comes from M4S on Spotify.
Hi, it's Little Chomp. Welcome back to the Chaos Cruise here. Last time, Zangamon and Glutchmon were attacked by Leomon, and Sangamon decided to give him her Sapatama. This led to a fight with four members of the Zodiac 13 because it was an ambush. Glutemon ran off to try to get their people, and Sagittarium chased him down, leaving Sangamon to face Arizmon and Taurus Mon alone. Aresmon was defeated, and the fight with Taurus Mon was going pretty well, actually. But then the Digidestant got there and he ran. Sangamon and Kyo got into a fight about whether they should be hanging out alone or traveling with people, and Sangamon refused to leave without healing Cherrimon. So they just yelled at each other there, I guess. Back in the human world, Shelby woke up and it was way too early for her date, so she decided to actually research some of the stuff that's come up. Um she learned about Tagia Akane, one of the five stars, and how wealthy and apparently altruistic he is. Uh Tactics Team 9 doesn't show up in any kind of database or ranking or anything like that, which is weird. And there's also no public records about Kiomori to give her any kind of timeline about how quickly she developed. Which is fine, annoying, but fine. At about this point, there was a knock on her door, and somebody slid a threatening note underneath. Before she could respond to that, they broke into her apartment from the balcony, and while she was getting ready to attack, and found out it was just her older brother, thinking this was a great joke. They got into a fight that escalated too far, and so now she doesn't know if she's even gonna go to her mother's birthday party. But once he leaves, she storms out of her place and goes to the bar she visited with Lena just to clear her head. And finds out there's a Vex concert tonight. So that's something.
SPEAKER_00Um okay. So Yeah.
SPEAKER_12We are going to swap over as you are going to the mall. Uh what a what a shit fucking concession this'll be. Let's all go hang out at the mall.
SPEAKER_16What do you mean?
SPEAKER_11What a crappy hole over kinda idiot made this.
SPEAKER_12Uh cool. Um so you head over to the mall. Um it's fairly busy today, people moving in and out, doing their thing. It's just, you know, the basics of the day.
SPEAKER_16Not, I'm gonna try to find Tojiro.
SPEAKER_12Yeah. Uh you move your party forth. Uh you find Tojiro just standing around waiting.
SPEAKER_05Oh, he's now.
SPEAKER_12As he looks up and nods towards you. See? Yo, what's up? How you doing? Uh Did you find it okay?
SPEAKER_18Yeah.
SPEAKER_12Good. Good. It is the mall.
SPEAKER_05It is the mall. Yeah. Um what it what do you need to do here?
SPEAKER_12We don't we don't need to do anything at the mall. We just hang out at the mall sometimes. Oh! Usually people throw away bagels. That's kind of a big deal for us.
SPEAKER_07Okay, have you eaten yet?
SPEAKER_12That's not what matters.
SPEAKER_05You don't want to get food with me.
SPEAKER_12No, I just told you we're gonna get food. Did you br uh did you bring uh anything that like you you'll see, you'll see. Flamwiz, you've got a spare bag, right? I got the Hessian bags. Alright. We gotta go outside. My buddy will let us through.
SPEAKER_08Okay.
SPEAKER_12You walk through a store as his friend sits there and buzzes you out into the back lot. Uh he goes straight to a dumpster and starts jumping in it.
SPEAKER_05Gonna just like throw the stuff out and then we bag it or what do you mean? Are you gonna toss it? Chevy ready to catch something?
SPEAKER_12No, no, no. We collect it all after the fact. Uh you just have the bags are for sorting garbage versus good stuff.
SPEAKER_09Oh.
SPEAKER_12Uh, as he starts like dropping out uh pretty much uh bags of like sealed plastic bags filled with like old bread loaves and stuff.
SPEAKER_08Okay.
SPEAKER_12See. Alright, just look out for any uh any instances of uh you know your usual things, like I don't know. Uh like what? Mold.
SPEAKER_05And if we find mold, we throw that in the trash, yeah.
SPEAKER_12Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_05Okay.
SPEAKER_12Okay. I think she's got it. Let's see, cool. Uh they take the next hour doing this.
SPEAKER_05I will sort stuff with them, sure.
SPEAKER_12Sure. Some me a um trip check to see how well you do.
SPEAKER_03Okay. She's not like super comfortable, but she's definitely trying to downplay discomfort. Twenty.
SPEAKER_12Twenty. Yeah, you're smashing through it as you're sorting. Uh feels a bit weird.
SPEAKER_05Oh, definitely.
SPEAKER_03But like, she's probably also surprised that some of this food is good. Because, like, this is a real thing.
SPEAKER_13Food waste where the food is still fine, but for some reason they're not selling it, and she would not have experienced that ever. So Imagine that's weird.
SPEAKER_12Uh, yeah. It's it's a bit weird. Uh as you go through the dumpsters eventually, he gets out, is he? Cool. Cool. That's uh how good's the hole, Flame Wizard, is he? Uh I'd say two days. Probably two max. Is he? Alright. That's good, that's good. Now we do the next part. My friend at uh my friend who works at the uh McRonald's here uh leaves the back door open, which means that we get to use the grill. Let's move.
SPEAKER_02Hey.
SPEAKER_12He heads to the back of a fast food, like the fast food shop here.
SPEAKER_08Uh-huh.
SPEAKER_12As he as he just walks in, uh It is closed at the moment. They are undergoing renovations as he walks in and just starts like checking all the stuff in here, turning all the like fryers and shit on as he. Alright, what have we got that we can deep fry as Flameless Mon just? I've got like 12 bananas. Yeah, we can flip we can definitely deep fry bananas. That's doable. Like whole or like uh they both look at you like you're a moron.
SPEAKER_05What?
SPEAKER_12You can just deep fry the banana. Yeah, what are you crazy? No, that's why we do this, is he pulls out the bread, uh, and they start ripping the bread apart.
SPEAKER_07Okay.
SPEAKER_12Uh, they start like rolling it out. Uh, do you wanna roll a brain's check to see what they're doing?
SPEAKER_05No, because Shelby's never had to cook a thing in her life. The robot asked her what she wanted, and she said what she wanted, and then she waited and got food. So I would like to fail this.
SPEAKER_12Yeah, sure. You have no idea what's going on. No. Uh. So they go about this. They go over as they open up the fridge, as he day old milk. Um sorry, day past expiry milk. As he okay, that should be good. Bring bring it uh as he then opens a bag as he pulls out a bunch of loose eggs as he uh swallow eggs are really good for this. He cracks them up. He is He starts like mixing stuff and then starts c uh they steal the flour here. Uh mix the milk in, do all that. Uh I'm just gonna.
SPEAKER_05I feel like they're making French toast or something, but it's because I've cooked it before.
SPEAKER_12You'd actually be surprised what they're cooking.
SPEAKER_05Well, no, if it was French toast, they wouldn't be they wouldn't be tearing the bread apart. But you do need the eggs and the milk and stuff. I will probably be surprised what they're cooking.
SPEAKER_1215's enough. Cool. They uh they start mixing it up, putting it through, as they then coat the bananas and stuff in this uh before dropping it into the basket and dropping it in. Uh, they just made a batter. You can literally make batter out of bread.
SPEAKER_05Really?
SPEAKER_12Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_05Okay.
SPEAKER_12You chop it down, drop it into a blender, make it like fine breadcrumbs, and then yeah, pour water or milk.
SPEAKER_05Okay. So we're going, I mean, uh, we're going kind of like a fried plantain route. Yeah.
unknownOkay, cool.
SPEAKER_12Yeah. Which they uh do this for the next like five, ten minutes.
SPEAKER_05Uh it takes them like find a place to like sit down. And I guess if it's closed, I can bring they have loose chairs or something and bring one of those back here.
unknownYep.
SPEAKER_12They uh they do this for sorry, what I said five, ten minutes. They do this for about an hour and a half.
SPEAKER_09Okay.
SPEAKER_12Uh, as they then start like cutting up these things, setting them all out. There's like five containers worth of deep fried banana that they can put into uh little boxes, put into their bag as they Alright, we're good here. Oh. Next we gotta go to uh a guy over in the food court.
SPEAKER_05Uh he runs it's fine. I'll pick up the chair and go put it back.
SPEAKER_12Okay. Cool. Uh he turns everything off, exits out. As you walk back through, go to the food court where you were just in a store that was at the food court, but he refused to go through.
SPEAKER_16Well, it's closed. We should be walking out the front of it.
SPEAKER_12Yeah, doesn't want anyone to see him.
SPEAKER_16Right.
SPEAKER_12Uh he walks, he walks over as you see him like start talking to a dude, and then all of a sudden you see what they're doing. They're trading these fried things for actual like bits of um for money, which they uh after a bit they come back together as he. Alright, how much did you get Flemwiz? Is he? Uh 48 50. See, alright. With mine. Alright, now we can go shopping. Let's do it.
SPEAKER_06Okay.
SPEAKER_12They go through the shopping mall. Uh, straight up. You're just witnessing a dude who doesn't work, doesn't do anything, barely survives. Yeah. Cheating the system.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_12Uh they buy more bananas, they buy more flour on top of everything else.
SPEAKER_08So I'm just hanging out with him for work.
SPEAKER_12Yeah. He's taking you on his work trip.
SPEAKER_08Okay.
SPEAKER_12Let's see. Oh, cool. So what uh how are you doing? How's your day going?
SPEAKER_03Um I mean this part's okay. The morning was not.
SPEAKER_12That's the morning not good.
SPEAKER_05My older brother dressed up as a serial killer and broke into my apartment as a joke, and then we got into an argument, and he told me just not to come back.
SPEAKER_12Hilarious.
SPEAKER_07It's not.
SPEAKER_12Oh, okay. My bad. What uh is it bad because he like dressed up as a serial killer, or is it bad because he told you not to come back? Both um You don't wanna What, you won you like hanging out with your family?
SPEAKER_05No, but I really don't want to be completely alone in the world. And I just thought I would have a little more time to fix that. Uh flame sorry, no, brain. Whisby told you last night that I smell like loneliness, so um. Yeah.
SPEAKER_12He's wrong. Smell kinda like smell more like pineapple and persimmon.
SPEAKER_09Why are you sniffing me?
SPEAKER_12Fuck you, I wasn't sniffing you. Um it's very noticeable. I deal in lots of fruit. I can I have a nose for fruit. It's not my fault. Also, how can you be lonely? We have Digimon. We're the one people in the world that don't get to be lonely. I mean Wizamon! Not those bananas! We can't afford Ladyfingers, you know this! They taste better! I care about goodness! I care about see you are you are a major flaw on our whole system, Don Giro! If we make better things, we can charge more! Not if we have to pay more! Sorry, this is a daily thing.
SPEAKER_08Okay, that's fine.
SPEAKER_12We've had this fight at least 17 times. He just does not understand the viability of lady fingers. They do not work. They're too small.
SPEAKER_03Um you two can sort out however I'm not gonna interfere with your business.
SPEAKER_12What do you mean? It's not a business, it's just life.
SPEAKER_03Well, I'm still not gonna interfere with it.
SPEAKER_12Fair enough. What about you?
SPEAKER_01Wood how's your work going?
SPEAKER_05Uh I mean I guess it's fine. They gave me a student teacher, so now I'm allowed to miss school if I want!
SPEAKER_08Which is helpful.
SPEAKER_01Um I would never show up again.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, well. Oh, I never told you why I actually teach, um.
SPEAKER_12No. I presumed it was because you're tomorrow and you're like, uh, I have to make everyone know that I am intelligent.
SPEAKER_05POST our grade! Well they posted our grades in the hallway at Water Me.
SPEAKER_03You saw them!
SPEAKER_12I didn't look at your grades. Oh, I didn't care about anyone's grades but my own. Nobody else was important to me back then.
SPEAKER_05My name was not near yours. It's in the the middle. The always You were in the middle?
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_12Ugh.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I know. This is why I said you were the smart one.
SPEAKER_12I'm not that smart. Smart enough.
SPEAKER_05Savvy that working actually changes your results, so it's no better than me.
SPEAKER_12Hey. Just because working didn't change it doesn't mean that you're dumb.
SPEAKER_05She smiles, but it's one of those like tense I'm not going to say the thing, smiles.
SPEAKER_11Fucking called me dumb, you motherfucker.
SPEAKER_03What? Are you speaking for me or was he saying that?
SPEAKER_12No, I was speaking for you.
SPEAKER_03Oh, no, but that's not it!
SPEAKER_12Okay, good. Uh he stands there and see just no. Just honestly, there's plenty of things that are a fucking problem with school anyway. People in schooling systems don't work a lot of the time.
SPEAKER_05Well. Our art teacher in high school is one of the few people who actually like saw me and paid attention to me and wasn't just disappointed. And I I'm sorry, I don't want to be crying. My brother just threw me off. I'll get it shut down so she don't have to deal with this. Um.
SPEAKER_12Yeah, man, it's gross. We're in the middle of a store. Don't be don't be crying. People will think that I'm beating you or something. Be weird. Then I'll have to answer questions, and you'll have to answer questions, and then Wispy will have to answer questions, and they're gonna draw a blank there. It's gonna be a whole fing problem.
SPEAKER_06She will just like.
SPEAKER_05How do I say this? Like the emotion just drops out of her face. And she just silently dries her tears and just isn't it?
SPEAKER_12You know I was joking, right? You're allowed to cry. It don't matter if you cry.
SPEAKER_05It's annoying and it's always too much, and so it's not gonna be a problem.
SPEAKER_12Who gives a fuck? If you if you care about what all these fucking morons around us think, you're gonna get into the state where they dictate what you can do. I care about what you're doing. You're allowed to do whatever you want.
SPEAKER_05And I don't want you to be annoyed with me like my family is. So I just won't do it.
SPEAKER_12I ain't never gonna be annoyed with you like that. I don't care. You shouldn't care. Nobody should care. Hey, kicks over a thing. Everybody should do whatever the fuck they want.
SPEAKER_05No! You're in a store! You're trying to buy stuff! We'll set the thing back up. Sorry! Sorry, it's an accident, it's okay.
SPEAKER_12I'm not sorry! It's not an accident. I did this on purpose. Fuck your store. Fuck your stand.
SPEAKER_05You are trying to buy food from these people. You need to at least check out the food stuff.
SPEAKER_12Uh they'll what are they gonna do? They gonna ban me from coming here? Cool. The only power people have over you is the power you g give them. Flame was bomb! Yeah, bud. Oh. You need to express some emotion. What emotions are you feeling right now? I'm feeling pretty angry! What are you feeling angry about? I'm feeling angry that I don't get to buy Lady Finger bananas! Who are you mad at? I'm mad at you!
SPEAKER_05Fuck you! Fuck you! Okay, if I- Okay, if I promise that I got the point, can we stop?
SPEAKER_12This isn't about you! They both scream as they look at you. We can't buy lady finger! You don't know what we can or can't do! You never try! As uh Gemon, they're fun. They are they have lots of energy.
SPEAKER_05Glad you like them.
SPEAKER_12Wispy goes invisible and hides somewhere.
SPEAKER_05That's totally fine.
SPEAKER_12Pretends not to know these people.
SPEAKER_05Just stay close enough that if something happens, you can get to me, okay?
SPEAKER_12There's always no response, but sure.
SPEAKER_05I really want it to be like warm breeze. As acknowledgement at some point. We gotta we gotta talk about this.
SPEAKER_12Gem1 starts jumping around your feet as these two fight. Uh a manager walks up to you and says, Excuse me! Yeah. You can't be making a commotion like this in this store.
SPEAKER_18I know.
SPEAKER_12This is ridiculous. You two I'm gonna have to ask you to leave as Titra looks at him and Flame Wizon looks at him and see, and what if we fucking don't? What will you do?
SPEAKER_04Please don't.
SPEAKER_12Well, I'll call the police then, and what will they do?
SPEAKER_04Please don't.
SPEAKER_12They will come take you out of the store to see. Uh I'm not super scared of police. I'm not scared of nothin'. Blame Wizman? Yeah. I ain't scared of nothing either.
SPEAKER_05Hoping to spend more time with you today and not like buying bars. Can we just buy the stuff you want and go? Please.
SPEAKER_12You got lucky. You got lucky. But tomorrow we'll be back. I know Tojuro, you do this every day. I know I do. And I appreciate the leniency you give me.
SPEAKER_08And I will be working tomorrow, so.
SPEAKER_12Oh. You are welcome, Tojuro, and we appreciate your uh your things. Usually. I appreciate your professionality. See knocks over the Ladyfinger banana stand. See, god damn it. Every time. Uh they walk out and how expensive are Ladyfinger bananas?
SPEAKER_00Not that expensive.
SPEAKER_05I'm gonna buy just like a couple bunches of them.
SPEAKER_17And I'm gonna give it a banana.
SPEAKER_12Are you gonna let him see you buy them? Uh you try to give them the flame? He sits there and see, what? Do you think I'm a charity case? I don't need your bananas, lady! I have bananas!
SPEAKER_08You wanted them.
SPEAKER_12I want to buy them! I don't want to be giving them like some goddamn charity case thing.
SPEAKER_11I hate you! He runs away.
SPEAKER_05I wanted to be friends! Bananas this week.
SPEAKER_12As he stands there, see all right. Well that's most of my uh dailies. What do you need?
SPEAKER_18Uh shoot, I haven't even thought about it.
SPEAKER_12You haven't thought about like you haven't made your grocery list yet? It's pretty easy.
SPEAKER_05Well, I mean I went shopping a few days ago because Jim ate everything in the fridge on the day that it became Black Tokemon X, so like I was a problem.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, I could see that I didn't call you a problem.
SPEAKER_12No, because I'm not one anymore. I'm not problematic. You're not, but well then why why didn't we come to the mall? What are you planning on doing?
SPEAKER_05You said you needed to go here?
SPEAKER_12And you didn't?
SPEAKER_05No. You don't have anything planned for the day, do you?
SPEAKER_12How would I have anything planned for the day?
SPEAKER_05Hmm.
SPEAKER_12Is that like something I was supposed to do, Flynn? I d I don't know. I'm not sure. Is that part of it? Uh give me a second. I just need to consult someone over here. They walk over there as you see him pull out his phone and then panically start pacing.
SPEAKER_03It looks like he's panicked.
SPEAKER_12A little bit.
SPEAKER_11Hey, hey! What are you doing over here? It's a private private area.
SPEAKER_05Okay, can you can you just tell him it's okay?
SPEAKER_12We don't know what she's talking about. Everything is okay.
SPEAKER_05Fine. Yeah, can you can you take a message to him and tell him it's okay even if nothing is planned? It's fine.
SPEAKER_12He walks back over and sees, okay, it's all good. I have plenty of plans. I've got so many things that I can do. As you hear, Toe, Toe, you forgot to you forgot to hang up the Sapatamax.
SPEAKER_05Hi, Tomanaga!
SPEAKER_12Shut fuck! He throws the thing at the wall. Don't know what you're talking about, Tomanaga's not here. I'll collect it. So friend eats it.
SPEAKER_11I fixed it. He's in my stomach now.
SPEAKER_05Wait! Wait! Wait. Did you use the word date when you were talking with not Tomanaga on the phone?
SPEAKER_12No. What? Why would I use the word date?
SPEAKER_03I just wondered, because I said hi because I was happy to hear him. But if he if you just asked what kinds of things you're supposed to do on a date, and then I said hi, then he knows.
SPEAKER_11Uh pale.
SPEAKER_08He goes pale.
SPEAKER_12Pale, look ahead. Yeah.
SPEAKER_08Okay.
SPEAKER_05Uh okay, cool. That's fine. It's fine. Like if things worked out, it's not like I was gonna try to hide it from the team anyway. And hey, you know, yesterday morning, uh Lena already asked me if I was in love with you, so it's not like anybody's gonna be particularly surprised. They find out.
SPEAKER_12She what?
SPEAKER_05She asked if I was in love with you.
SPEAKER_12Why?
SPEAKER_05Because when she told me you weren't doing okay, I freaked out kind of a lot.
SPEAKER_12So she asked you if you were in love with me?
SPEAKER_05Uh uh, well, she's like looking at- What did you say?
SPEAKER_12What did you say to that?
SPEAKER_03This sh I asking because you want to know what I told her, or because you wanna know what the answer is?
SPEAKER_12Yeah, because you're I wanna know cause you literally started a story and you haven't finished it yet. Fine. I don't we don't need another bit. It's it's fine, it's fine, it's all good. No, I I really do wanna know. It it sounds interesting.
SPEAKER_05Okay, so it wasn't just that, also a lot of the stuff uh she was asking about my deal was going on in the team and whatever, just kept circling back to you because she's the person that I know best on the team and everything, and she was kind of like uh calling me out for We gotta talk about this.
SPEAKER_12This is fine, we we can move on.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, honestly, this is a bit sad.
SPEAKER_07What's sad about it?
SPEAKER_11Uh honestly, it just feels like a lot of awkward situations for all of us.
SPEAKER_05Everything with me involved is awkward.
SPEAKER_11Um that's I have noticed.
SPEAKER_03Okay, level with me. Are you opposed to this too?
SPEAKER_11Like opposed to what?
SPEAKER_03I point at Tojiro myself.
SPEAKER_11You're in general, like No.
SPEAKER_03Maybe No, I mean like if I was dating Tojiro, are you opposed to that?
SPEAKER_12Turn and see. What's dating Tojiro? Is that like hanging out? Uh kinda, yeah, sort sort of like hanging out. I don't really like hanging out with you. Yeah, ask a lot of questions and didn't help with the prep at all. So I'm kind of leaning towards.
SPEAKER_05Okay, one, I wasn't asked to help, and two, I don't know how to cook anything, but I felt like it would be weird for me to mention that, so I just look at you with shock. What?
SPEAKER_12You don't know how to cook anything?
SPEAKER_05No.
SPEAKER_12Wow, that's bad.
SPEAKER_05It is. I know. I've been living out of like takeaway in the convenience store for the last year and a half.
SPEAKER_12They stare at each other.
SPEAKER_05What?
SPEAKER_12Alright, I know what we're doing today.
SPEAKER_05You remember that my family was rich, right?
SPEAKER_12Yep, and we're gonna fix that.
SPEAKER_05We're fixed my family's wealth?
SPEAKER_12What? No, just your just your dependence on it. Come on, you're driving me to your house.
SPEAKER_02Uh okay.
SPEAKER_12Wispy reappears at this point. Conf just looking at you with concern.
SPEAKER_05What? Sorry guys, I need a moment. Um we're having we're having a conference. Okay. What, Wispy?
SPEAKER_12Looks at them, looks at you.
SPEAKER_05Hmm. Use your cat wisps.
SPEAKER_12Towards the directions. Or the picket.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, I might. Why?
SPEAKER_12Why don't I gets real shy.
SPEAKER_05Okay, okay. Is this is this because of what he smells like?
SPEAKER_11Shakes his head.
SPEAKER_05No you worried about them being in your space?
SPEAKER_10Slightly nods.
SPEAKER_05Huh? Slightly nods. Okay.
SPEAKER_12Do you think it's too s too soon or you He blows He blows a catwisp, and uh this cat comes out and starts rearranging its head as it has now a wizard hat on, and then another catwisp comes out as it like pushes its things up so it looks like it has a hood and looks like Wispy.
SPEAKER_08Okay.
SPEAKER_12And then a third catwisp comes out and like assumes its hands up in the air above itself and lies down as the other one starts, like the wispy one starts picking it up and moving it, and then the wizard one comes over, slaps him, and takes it.
SPEAKER_05Um, do you need time to like hide all your special things first? Okay, if I let you go in first through the door and hide your special things, and then you come out and tell us when you're ready. Is that good? Okay. Uh, Jem, do you have any concerns about it?
SPEAKER_12No, I don't own knives and forks that Wizmon will steal.
SPEAKER_05Okay. Actually, you know what? I did tell you we were gonna buy you stuff.
SPEAKER_11Oh. Hang on. Okay, I don't need stuff. I like people. I like this. This is good.
SPEAKER_05You don't want any toys?
SPEAKER_12Can I give them to Wispy?
SPEAKER_05Uh, that's up to Wispy.
SPEAKER_12Then yes, I want toys.
SPEAKER_05Okay. Okay. I'm gonna just ask though, because like, yeah, it would be convenient for me time-wise if we went shopping now while we're here. But since Wispy's concerned about hiding his special things, Wispy, do you want us to go shopping later so you can so you don't have to hide these special things too? Okay, alright. We'll go on a family shopping trip later then, okay?
SPEAKER_12Hooray!
SPEAKER_05Everybody good?
SPEAKER_16Okay. I'm walking over to them.
SPEAKER_00You took forever.
SPEAKER_05I it's a it's a three-person conversation, and one of us doesn't use words, so I'm sorry that it's slow, but you're gonna have to deal with it. I'm not used to saying stuff like that, but it's gonna be fun! Let's go to the car.
SPEAKER_12You head to your car as you drive Tojuro and your little girl.
SPEAKER_05It's so easy to find. I walk up to my hot pink car.
SPEAKER_12Get in the hot pink car as you drive back to your apartment.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_12Uh Tojuro and play with money in hand.
SPEAKER_05When we get out in the parking lot, I'm gonna let Wispy just go straight out, fly up through the balcony, and uh do whatever he needs to. So, like, instead of coming through the building with us, he can just come in on the outside, fly through the glass, and then like do his thing.
SPEAKER_12He does. Okay, I'm just gonna wait for him to you get up to your apartment door as Tejero just. What are we waiting for? What's going on?
SPEAKER_05We're giving whispy a moment.
SPEAKER_12Why?
SPEAKER_18Because that is how things are done in this family.
SPEAKER_12Okay. Twenty minutes. That's how long you're gonna be waiting. Would you wait that long?
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_12Cool. After twenty minutes, the ghost flies out the door.
SPEAKER_14Okay, you're good.
SPEAKER_12And nods towards you. Yep.
SPEAKER_14Okay. We'll unlock the door and come in.
SPEAKER_12Cool. Cool. Uh, just for the purposes of this uh thing, we might just put you in essentially this apartment. Because that's what yours pretty much looks like right now.
SPEAKER_05That's fine.
SPEAKER_12Preston. He walks in and says, You have zero utensils. Yeah, you know I just You don't have any bowls or plates, you have no knives or forks? Nothing. You've got no spo You don't even have any pots or pans.
SPEAKER_05Okay, well, I wouldn't have pots and pans because what would I do with them?
SPEAKER_12Okay.
SPEAKER_05I didn't want to say this when we were in the the the restaurant kitchen, but like. I wake up in the morning, I walk out to the dining room table, I eat the breakfast that I ordered last night, the robot rolls up to me and it says, Hey, Miss Colby, what would you like for dinner this evening? And I say, What are the options that you can make with what we have in the fridge? And he gives me a list of options, and I say, I will take the smoked salmon and vegetables, please, thank you. And he says, Very good, and then he just rolls off, and I come home and it's there. That that's life.
SPEAKER_12Jesus Christ.
SPEAKER_05I know.
SPEAKER_12He opens the fridge as he turned back as he You said you went shopping.
SPEAKER_05Wispy.
SPEAKER_12He opens it, the fridge is Wispy.
SPEAKER_05Where's the food?
SPEAKER_03Wispy.
SPEAKER_12I've shakes its head at you. You open this door, your bed linen's gone, your pillows are gone, your chair is gone, your la your computer is gone.
SPEAKER_16Okay.
SPEAKER_12Most of your plants are gone, except the ones that would be impossible to- Wait a second, you guys just stay in the kitchen.
SPEAKER_08Jem, be a good host. Wispy, I need you to come over here.
SPEAKER_12Comes through.
SPEAKER_08Shut that door. Wispy, where's my stuff?
SPEAKER_12He uh he sits there as he puffs up his chest looking real proud.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, you did you you hid everything super good. Gonna come open this closet just in case. Is it like stuffed to the top of everything?
SPEAKER_12Empty.
SPEAKER_03Wispy. Wispy, where did you put it?
SPEAKER_05If it's in someone else's room, I need it back or if they find it and keep it, I it's gonna cost me hundreds of dollars to replace everything, Wispy.
SPEAKER_12Wispy motions as if it's gonna be fine.
SPEAKER_05No! Where is it?
SPEAKER_12What's up to the wall and knocks his head against it. Put it in the next door.
SPEAKER_05Wispy Is anyone living over there?
SPEAKER_12He would sit for a second and then shake his head.
SPEAKER_06Okay.
SPEAKER_05I need you to bring my stuff back.
SPEAKER_12He makes the two whiffs as one does the flame mon thing and one makes himself a big rectangle as the that one walks over, pushes it open, and walks out.
SPEAKER_05You want Flame Whiz to leave before our chef.
SPEAKER_12He shakes his head. Oh not.
SPEAKER_05Okay. Alright. Um one second. I'll open the kitchen door and come back. Okay.
SPEAKER_12Um You don't have any toilet paper in your toilet.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, we we need to talk. Wispy is concerned that flame is gonna uh destroy our stuff because we're just throwing stuff around the store. Um I just I need some reassurance that my stuff is going to be okay. So that I can convince him to bring it back.
SPEAKER_12We can't make any promises. Yeah, we can't make any promises. If you got some like real bad stuff, I might burn it. Don't well I I'm not going to if yes. Keep it clear.
SPEAKER_05What's the bad stuff you might burn?
SPEAKER_12Well, let's see. What what sort of stuff is that? I don't know. You got like a bed?
SPEAKER_05Yes, fortunately that was heavy enough it did not get moved.
SPEAKER_12Ugh.
unknownWhat?
SPEAKER_12Does it have blankets on the bed?
SPEAKER_05Not anymore.
SPEAKER_12You're good then, you're fine.
SPEAKER_05I look back through the door. Whispy, did you know he hated blankets?
SPEAKER_12Maybe not.
SPEAKER_05Oh! Okay. Alright. Um tell you what, fly into the next door uh apartment and just lock the doors and the uh the patio glass door real good so no one could get in, okay? That way at least my stuff is s safe.
SPEAKER_12He shrugs as he nods. He doesn't go anywhere.
SPEAKER_05No. Is it already locked?
SPEAKER_12Nods.
SPEAKER_05You did that before you came.
SPEAKER_12No, Jason said.
SPEAKER_05Well then how do you know it's locked? Did you check it?
SPEAKER_12Nods?
SPEAKER_05Okay, alright. Okay, okay, okay. That's pro that's probably fine. How long were you planning on being here?
SPEAKER_12Well, I was gonna teach you how to cook.
SPEAKER_05Well, I don't own any stuff for that, so I do have dishes and I noticed. I do have dishes and silverware, but like, why would I have pots and pans and stuff?
SPEAKER_12That's fine. Looks in as he. You don't have a lot here.
SPEAKER_05Wispy, can you bring the food back at least? Please.
SPEAKER_12That's going out.
unknownOkay, so.
SPEAKER_12It's gonna take some time as he it's all good. Uh, let's see. He walks into your bathroom, opens your cupboards. Wispy hasn't taken everything, just things that he likes.
SPEAKER_05Okay. Um, so out of curiosity, are all of like my magical girl things from the main room still here or gone?
SPEAKER_12Yeah.
SPEAKER_05They're still here?
SPEAKER_12They're still here.
SPEAKER_05Okay.
SPEAKER_12He didn't deem them very he didn't deem them very important.
SPEAKER_05Totally fine. Um, is the bulk of my clothing still here or is that gone?
SPEAKER_12No, no, that's gone.
SPEAKER_13He likes the toilet paper. Enough that he stole it.
SPEAKER_05It's fine. It's gonna be fine.
SPEAKER_03Uh, normally my apartment does not look exactly like this, but it's okay. We're compromising.
SPEAKER_12He walks over, finds your trash can, opens the trash can up as he hmm. Uh he full breaks the top off of it. Sorry.
SPEAKER_18Argue though, he's kinda deliberate.
SPEAKER_12It was deliberate, but we're improvising.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_12Uh he uh rips a bit of his shirt off as he like takes a piece of like what looks like just mass basic uh wood. Wraps wraps it around the wood. Uh and then pretty much gets Flame Wizmon to melt a hole into the pan uh into the bin lid on the side so he can insert the wood. Uh as he's made you a makeshift uh frying pan.
SPEAKER_05Okay. Please tell me we're gonna wash that before we use it.
SPEAKER_12Of course we are. We sanitize everything. Flamwizmon. They put it in the water, flamewizmon heats the water up.
SPEAKER_07Okay.
SPEAKER_12Uh soap, sanitize, all that. Lispy brings the food back. What food have you bought? You said you're a you don't cook.
SPEAKER_05I presume that means that there's not a lot of you're gonna see a lot of just really impressive stuff like those Japanese sandwiches in the little boxes, um, rice balls, the the jugs of like fruit juice and milk and water. Um, I still have a couple of the donuts from yesterday left. Um, there's probably like top noodles.
SPEAKER_08It's real noodle.
SPEAKER_16It's real bud.
SPEAKER_12Okay.
SPEAKER_05Um like her face is just covered in like takeaway place flyers. Neatly though, it's not like entirely just chaos, but like you can tell where top four are, you know. We could also buy stuff these.
SPEAKER_12He goes about disassembling the sandwiches, uh taking the meat and things out and setting them aside. Uh he takes the noodles, uh, they cook them, work it in, do a bit of like stuff with the meat and things from the sandwiches, they use the uh donuts to sort of make a bread pudding situation.
SPEAKER_18Come over here to watch.
SPEAKER_12Uh I would love for you to roll an intelligence check.
SPEAKER_05Uh Brains it is.
SPEAKER_12Brains it is. Uh versus which will be 25.
SPEAKER_05That's a 19 on a 20.
SPEAKER_12Cool. He's not explaining super well. He's mainly just doing. Yeah. But you go out picking up really like what he's putting down. It's pretty easy to follow, as he shows you sort of how to cook.
SPEAKER_09Okay.
SPEAKER_12Uh it's better if you have, you know, actual ingredients, but we make do with what we have.
SPEAKER_09Thanks.
SPEAKER_12Uh he's also using some of his stuff, so the flour and all of that, uh, for the bread pudding and all of that.
SPEAKER_08Oh, when I have bananas, obviously, I just put like two bunches.
SPEAKER_12He adds he adds the bananas into it. You uh oh wait, that's plus six, so that's a 19. Uh he he has one skill that's like cooking.
SPEAKER_11It's not cooking, it's survival.
SPEAKER_05Oh yeah, that's fair.
SPEAKER_11Yeah. He has the upgrade from skill that. Uh, which I don't think you can get.
SPEAKER_05I mean, I'm skilled at arts and languages and stuff. I don't need to be skilled at survival. That's my that's my thing.
SPEAKER_12Yeah. Uh oh, that's what it is. No, he's got two skill bats that apply here.
SPEAKER_18Oh, nice.
SPEAKER_12Uh he's got skill that survival and skill that uh skilled at something or other. It's not listed.
SPEAKER_16Oh well, I believe you.
SPEAKER_12I feel like it's pretty much like staying alive.
SPEAKER_13Yeah, that's fine.
SPEAKER_12Um you know, using junk. Uh but yeah, he cooks up this meal as he hands it to you as he it needs spices and things like that, but for a basic living, this stuff is pretty good. Uh you taste it, it actually tastes really nice. For a person who literally eats gas station sandwiches and shit like that, this is this is pretty good. It's not your takeaway varieties, but it's pretty decent.
SPEAKER_05That's doesn't seem like it's actually that hard. Like I probably couldn't.
SPEAKER_12During this time, Wispy and Flame Wismon started hanging out together and playing something.
SPEAKER_05Playing something, okay.
SPEAKER_12Uh eventually, you see them go out onto the balcony and then disappear. Um Gemon's just sleeping in the bed.
SPEAKER_18Okay.
SPEAKER_05Alright, I'm gonna choose to trust my Digimon. And your Digimon.
SPEAKER_12You gotta trust your Digimon.
unknownYeah. Thanks.
SPEAKER_12They have their own things.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. Um, thanks for for cooking and for not making fun of me for not knowing how.
SPEAKER_12Uh well, I'm going to. I just didn't want it to be fresh before I did it.
SPEAKER_03It's fine, I know it's pathetic.
SPEAKER_11It's not pathetic.
SPEAKER_16Yes, it is.
SPEAKER_11But it is sad.
SPEAKER_16It's really bad.
SPEAKER_12It's not uh, it's not your fault you were born in the lap of luxury and your butlers did everything for you.
SPEAKER_15We don't have butlers, we're next but they have robots.
SPEAKER_12So much better. Do you do you need me to show you how to wipe your ass as well, just in case? You might it's a really hard thing to do sometimes, and I don't think that they that's something they would teach you.
SPEAKER_05Okay, um the robots did not do that for me. I did learn. And you know that I'm telling the truth, because they smell like fruit and not shit.
SPEAKER_12That is true, but maybe you just maybe you just shit fruit with this stupid diet that you have.
SPEAKER_16I'm good.
SPEAKER_12Considering you got a whole shoe rack area here that's missing, I don't know if you could.
SPEAKER_05Wispy was concerned about his special things that he likes being damaged, and we don't have a big enough place that he has his own space, so I offered to let him hide them, and I thought he was gonna put like five things in the closet and close it. I did not expect him to move my entire apartment into my neighbor's place.
SPEAKER_12So DJ Mon page of weird things.
SPEAKER_08Yeah.
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_12Some things you wouldn't expect. But fun.
SPEAKER_05Um, I'm sorry that I don't have enough space to own a bed and a couch, so I can't be like, hey, do you want to sit on the couch? And he also stole my computer chair, so I can't offer that either. But it do you want to go in the other room or do you want to just hang out in the kitchen?
SPEAKER_12You asking me to sit on your bed with you?
SPEAKER_05I think one of my Digimon is sleeping on it, so I don't think anyone is going to be sitting on it. I'm asking if you want to sit on the floor in the big room.
SPEAKER_12I would love to sit on your floor in your big room.
SPEAKER_08Walk into the other room and sit down.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, welcome to the sad little apartment that is only partially full of plants because the small ones got evacuated as well.
SPEAKER_03Normally there are quite a few more.
SPEAKER_12There's more?
SPEAKER_03Yes.
SPEAKER_12Jesus Christ. So this one, this one, this one, and this one would all be too heavy for him to move.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, there's there's maybe like five or six little ones.
SPEAKER_12Why? Um none of these are fruit uh like fruit or veg plants either. You're just growing flowers and stuff.
SPEAKER_05What would I do with fruit or veg if I had it? I have to eat them raw because I don't know what I'm doing.
SPEAKER_12You would cook at you.
SPEAKER_05No meno's had a cook.
SPEAKER_12You do now, so you have no excuses.
SPEAKER_05You didn't use vegetables in that.
SPEAKER_12Gemmon, if she doesn't cook stuff from now on, you get to take her supperama, call me, and I will yell at her. Okay, that sounds like a reasonable plan. See, Gemon agrees.
SPEAKER_08You walk my Digimon up to tell her that.
SPEAKER_12I wasn't sleeping. I just like lying on the mattress.
SPEAKER_05Oh, well, that's fair. Someday I'm gonna have a place that's big enough that you can have your own space.
unknownHopefully.
SPEAKER_12Ugh, sounds sounds so damn confining.
SPEAKER_16What?
SPEAKER_12Having somewhere big. You don't need everything like that.
SPEAKER_05Oh no, I just want a third room so that I can put my bedroom in a separate place and own a couch. These are my lofty goals.
SPEAKER_12This is so big. I mean so much place for activity. You could put a couch over there in that corner, or where those plants are. That is blocking that door. I mean, I could maybe put some of the plants on the balcony, but you could put it over there in that uh weird little front of that door. What's in the closet?
SPEAKER_05Close.
SPEAKER_12More so ever is he opens your closet.
SPEAKER_05Okay, normally close.
SPEAKER_12There is clothes. Um I was about to say there's no clothes in here.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, apparently Wispy likes my wardrobe. It's on the list of things that he likes.
SPEAKER_12Uh, it's probably things that he Why do you want to see my clothes? Maybe I wanted to see if you wear anything besides your weirdo hoodie.
SPEAKER_08Ugh.
SPEAKER_12Um, you work at a school.
SPEAKER_05You do.
SPEAKER_12You would have an outfit.
SPEAKER_05You've seen it before. It was the sexy lawyer outfit.
SPEAKER_12Sexy lawyer outfit?
SPEAKER_05That's what you called me. Twice on Tuesday. You did have head trauma that day though, so maybe you forgot.
SPEAKER_12I did indeed forget that day. A lot of those details went away.
SPEAKER_05That's fine.
SPEAKER_12Um enough concussions.
SPEAKER_05All you really need to know is that it's uh it's a really underfunded public school, so I'm not even gonna be eligible for the uniform until I survive six months there. So I'm just in the wear something black and red and we'll call it good enough, stage. Um. So you saw the the black dress and the red jacket already.
SPEAKER_12Um and those are the two color two uniforms you have. No, wait, you have that weird colorful one with the like yellow ass jumper, don't you?
SPEAKER_05Yeah. Uh, I wasn't really allowed to have colorful stuff, baggy stuff, anything that was childish when I was growing up, so now that I have my own money and my parents can't throw shit away while I'm at school, I combine stuff for myself. I gesture up at the pristine set of magical girl figurines on the shelf on the wall above where my computer is.
SPEAKER_16Wow. I know. I have no idea why you thought going out with me would be a good idea, but I'm not gonna lie to you about what I am.
SPEAKER_12Yeah. Yeah, you m you definitely didn't lie that you're a nerd.
SPEAKER_13No.
SPEAKER_12Just a big old I just didn't realize that you were a goddamn lecherous. Yeah, let uh what's what's the word uh oh god.
SPEAKER_08I'm not attracted to the little girls, I don't have them.
SPEAKER_12So I hey man, I don't I don't judge. I don't judge your uh what porn you love.
SPEAKER_05Wow. If I was into that, why would I be on a date with you?
SPEAKER_12I'm pretty amazing. Uh it's not my fault. That's what gets you going.
SPEAKER_05Are you gonna wear a skirt like that for me? Sorry, I shouldn't talk. I'm trying to drink things.
SPEAKER_12Um hey man. You get you get your things out of your head. I ain't no sailor something something.
SPEAKER_05And I'm not attracted to that. I wanted to be that when I was a kid. It's like I wouldn't want to have magical.
SPEAKER_12So you're the one that's gonna wear those, uh, wear one of those skirts? Nice.
SPEAKER_05Why?
SPEAKER_12I just wanna know.
SPEAKER_05Are you into that?
SPEAKER_12I just think that's hey man. It's uh I'm not the one with all the mini um the collectibles about it. Oh this really At this point you hear Wispy and Flame Wismung come back over as flame uh is playing with uh spoons as Wispy is playing with forks.
SPEAKER_05Oh! See Okay, you guys are getting along.
SPEAKER_12Yeah, it's good times. Wispy just showed me his whole stash. It was really cool, you know, apart from the dead body. There's a Swispy nods in agreement.
SPEAKER_03Wispy, please bring my stuff back in here.
SPEAKER_12Starts moving back.
SPEAKER_05There's a dead body!
SPEAKER_12It's alright. Yeah, it's alright. He's super dead, he's not getting back up.
SPEAKER_05Okay, you like how super dead, like like fresh or like oh shit, there's been a dead guy over there for like you wouldn't know what the gay looks like. You don't watch the law in order.
SPEAKER_11I'll go take a look. Thank you.
SPEAKER_12Shh. Uh in about a minute. About three weeks.
SPEAKER_02Okay.
SPEAKER_12Yeah, I don't know. I don't know how you didn't smell it through your walls.
SPEAKER_05There's a lot of flowering plants. Okay. Um I'm sorry, I have to go climb onto my neighbor's balcony and start throwing my shit back in here because I'm not letting the world union people.
SPEAKER_12I probably wouldn't do that if I were you.
SPEAKER_05Why?
SPEAKER_12That's how you leave evidence that you were over there? They can get Digimon fingerprints.
SPEAKER_08I can't afford it.
SPEAKER_14Jem, can you help? I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_12The Digimon start moving shit back.
SPEAKER_08Okay.
SPEAKER_12Over the course of 20 minutes. Thereabouts they get everything back over. It does have a weird must to it, including like your clothes.
SPEAKER_05Have a little bit of a That's fine, I can afford the laundromat. I'm going to afford the laundromat. Okay, great. Call is all of my stuff back.
SPEAKER_12Why do you need the laundromat?
SPEAKER_05My clothes smell like that person.
SPEAKER_12You don't have any detergent? Just wash them in your bathtub and then hang them on your line.
SPEAKER_15What?
SPEAKER_12He walks outside and pulls uh a clothesline that you didn't even know you had.
SPEAKER_03Is that what that strain is for?
SPEAKER_12Yeah.
SPEAKER_08How long has that been there?
SPEAKER_12I presume the whole time.
SPEAKER_05I thought it was for curtains.
SPEAKER_01Jesus Christ.
SPEAKER_05What?
SPEAKER_12Sometimes you run into someone who truly does not understand the world. And that is you, Shelly.
SPEAKER_05I know. I think I mean I'm Why are you on my you know what? It's fine. It's fine, whatever.
SPEAKER_12Where else am I gonna sit?
SPEAKER_05Sit on my desk.
SPEAKER_12No, thank you.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, that's that's fair. Well Um, hey wispy. Do me a favor. Would you be willing to play on the balcony and watch and make sure Taca's car doesn't come back?
SPEAKER_12A deep sigh comes out as he heads out on the balcony.
SPEAKER_05I'm gonna go lock my apartment door and check on my Savitama. Does my brother have location enabled?
SPEAKER_12No.
SPEAKER_05Make sure it's turned off on mine. Like I imagine it would be since she was trying to keep her family from knowing and just double checking. It's definitely off. He's he's my brother. I never told my family where I lived when I moved out, and then he just showed up here. Because apparently my father hired private investigators to find out where I lived, and so they've known I've lived here since the first day, and he just showed up without calling, texting, anything, and sounds like they really care.
SPEAKER_03Are you being sarcastic?
SPEAKER_01Which would you prefer?
SPEAKER_05I'd prefer sarcasm, but honestly, I'm trying to figure everything out because it's like I was convinced that the moment my family figured out where I lived, they would try to break my lease out from under me and sell all of my stuff and make me move back home, and they haven't done that. They've let me be here for a year and a half, so I was clearly wrong, but like I don't know.
SPEAKER_12I mean, why would they need to? They know where you are. They obviously don't need to make you come back.
SPEAKER_05It's just it's been six days? Five days? I don't know, since the last time that my mother told me to move back into the mansion and quit my job and let her buy me a better one from one of her friends and all this stuff, so like they have made it very clear that they don't approve of me trying to do stuff. You asked why they would they need to like make me move back in with them.
SPEAKER_01I don't I don't think you need to move back in with it.
SPEAKER_05I don't want to.
SPEAKER_12Then don't.
SPEAKER_05I'm not gonna, but the point was not what I want to do. The point was why did I think that they were gonna do that to me? It's because they say shit like this to me, and they've been saying shit like this to me my whole life.
SPEAKER_12People can say whatever they like to you. It doesn't matter unless they have anything.
SPEAKER_05I just don't back to the thing from earlier. I just don't want to end up completely alone. And yes, I have Digimon now. It's been a wild week, and I appreciate it, but there's some things that they don't understand that people understand, and I feel creepy and weird trying to like Well, not trying to, I'm not doing it, but like if I was going to try to have my Digimon actually like take care of all the stuff, you know? We came back to the base last night, and uh Alina checked on me and like patted my head and stuff. Like you see people do on TV or the movies, and it was nice. I'm not gonna tell Gemon, hey, I'm sad, please pet my head.
SPEAKER_12Walks over and pats your head. Well fuck. We're all here for you. Lamp ladders aren't just a bunch of fuckers that just hang out sometimes.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, but this is kind of the point, like I don't know. The money that I was saving up that got stolen from me overnight Sunday was like first month's rent and a deposit and like furniture money and stuff for a bigger place because I was kinda hoping to um shit. I think I'm gonna sound extremely pathetic if I actually just tell you this.
SPEAKER_01You're already pretty pathetic in this situation.
SPEAKER_12So just go ahead.
SPEAKER_05I was gonna try to rush into relationships so that when they go to the stupid prison egg next year, I won't be completely alone out here. And there's a part of me that is pissed off that I that I didn't just give that creep what he wanted last night because what if that was my chance? Like what if nobody else is gonna like me because I'm a trash person and so only trash people are gonna want to be around me, and I don't want to be completely alone, and there's a lot that I can tolerate if it means that I don't have to be completely alone, but I just hate that there's even a part of me that's considering it.
SPEAKER_00Stop it.
SPEAKER_02What?
SPEAKER_12Stop crying. Stop!
SPEAKER_05You had this whole thing at the store about how I should feel emotions, and now they're too much again.
SPEAKER_12You're allowed to feel emotions. You're not allowed to feel sorry for yourself. You're oh you're not allowed to fucking think lies or truth. You're not uh you're not alone? We're here. I'm right here. So you uh you can't be alone, because alone means you have nobody. So get that shit out of your head.
SPEAKER_05It's not like you're just gonna be here every day though.
SPEAKER_12Yes I am. Boom, already done. After I get my bread and shit, I'm coming here to cook it.
unknownWhat?
SPEAKER_12No, uh. You need someone to be here? I'll be here. You want uh you want someone to talk to? I'm uh I'll get Lena on the phone and Lena will fucking talk to you for three hours whilst we go work out with her. You want someone to I'll talk you through how to fix a supper toma? I'll find Simon and Simon will come here and work on your bullshit with you. Me and Tommy'll come here every fucking second day to make sure you know how to cook.
SPEAKER_05You're uh you're gonna tell Tommy you've been coming over to my place.
SPEAKER_12Tell Tommy everything. Tomanaga is my boy.
SPEAKER_05Okay. Well, since he can't keep your secrets worth shit, I should just assume everybody else is also gonna know it, but that's okay. Yeah.
SPEAKER_12Anyone who thinks Tomanaga can't keep a secret doesn't know Tomanaga.
SPEAKER_05Ah he's told me multiple things that you told him.
SPEAKER_12Yeah. But that's not secrets, that's just shit that I told him.
SPEAKER_05You were okay with him telling me that you thought I was cool in high school? You wanted me to know that. But was that a secret? Because it felt like a secret at the time.
SPEAKER_12If it was oh, if it was meant to be a full secret, we would have never hung out. Maybe maybe I tell Tommy things and he knows what things other people should know. What he can tell. He's not terrible at this.
SPEAKER_05Okay. You know, to be fair, to be fair to him, he did keep your uh cover story about yesterday, and also won't tell me whatever the history you two have is, so I guess he does keep secrets.
SPEAKER_01That's not something you need to know about.
SPEAKER_17What isn't?
SPEAKER_01What our history owl history.
SPEAKER_05It depends.
SPEAKER_01It's not gonna come back to fight bite you.
SPEAKER_12No, but in person it'll affect it me.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, and if this gets too serious, then stuff that affects you is gonna affect me. So at that point I do need to.
SPEAKER_12Man, you're lame.
unknownOh.
SPEAKER_12So lame, you wanna be serious with me? Why you whoa. What a lame wad. He spins your chat.
SPEAKER_13I'm gonna roll grit.
SPEAKER_16Not that there's any reason to roll grit, I'm gonna roll this is an 11.
SPEAKER_05No, is it bad? Like, take tokens bad.
SPEAKER_12No, I never asked for it. Do I get foul a thing? You intended to.
SPEAKER_05I don't intend to fail. I'm just vibe-checking, man.
SPEAKER_12No, no, not intend to foul. You can't foul a thing.
SPEAKER_04I can't get tokens on rolls that I call for.
SPEAKER_12Your choice? Yeah, pretty much. Otherwise, I would be sitting here like, I'm gonna roll brains to roll brains.
SPEAKER_05Okay, what do I get? Vibe check with an eleven.
SPEAKER_12He honestly, with an eleven, you don't get a ton from him. There's a bit of like he finds you very serious in this moment, and he's just trying to joke around.
SPEAKER_18Okay, that's fine. Then I'll drop it.
SPEAKER_12You so you seem so in your head about everything.
SPEAKER_16Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Did I say something wrong?
SPEAKER_05Huh? Did you say something wrong?
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_05No? Oh, well. Sometimes you say stuff and I can't tell how serious it is or not serious it is, and I am just choosing not to.
SPEAKER_12Is this because I called you lame?
SPEAKER_18No.
SPEAKER_12Cause I just want you to know I am serious. You're very lame.
SPEAKER_03I wish you had not used the word seriously.
SPEAKER_12You're like the lamest dude I know. I know.
SPEAKER_03I know. I understand this is gonna be the only time we do this. It's fine.
SPEAKER_05Um yeah, I uh it took a while after graduation to like come to terms with the fact that I had uh wasted my chance, I guess. And then I moved on with my life and maybe just let me get through this and then you can But I like talking. Okay, fine. You can interrupt me and then I'll just get thrown off and I won't say the thank you. No, go ahead.
SPEAKER_12I just want to ask questions.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, go ahead, go ahead. What is it?
SPEAKER_12Wasted your chance for what?
SPEAKER_05Being friends with you.
SPEAKER_12Oh. I wouldn't have been friends with you back in high school.
SPEAKER_02Ouch.
SPEAKER_12And that's not about you. I wouldn't have been friends with anyone in high school. I you think that you missed out. I pushed people away. Not because I didn't want friends or anything like that, but there was more important things to me than ever talking to anyone. I felt uh people think that I hold a grudge to all the people who like bullied me. I couldn't give a fuck about them. I don't remember a single one of them.
SPEAKER_08Oh, well that's good.
SPEAKER_12Whereas I remember you because it seemed like everything that I did, the amount that I worked and how hard I put every effort into things, how uptight and stringent I was, and it just felt like you were the opposite. You didn't I don't I don't want to say you didn't care, but like you didn't have to care.
SPEAKER_05Not at school.
SPEAKER_00And not yeah.
SPEAKER_05At school, I was just uh a prop for Haraka and Rain, and I got through the day, and then the other stuff happened at home. Uh my older brother is a genius, so everything just came to him, and then that kind of set my father's expectations. And the this stuff just did not come to me, but I should be capable of the same thing, because I'm also his child, so couldn't have his DNA being inferior. So uh I was supposed to get A's and everything as well. I was supposed to be on the advanced track and everything as well. And I couldn't do it. And so it wasn't too long before stuff just got taken away. Hanging out with friends, that's a distraction. You can't you can't do that until you get your grades up. You wanted this thing for your birthday or for a holiday? Well, fuck you. I bought you another year of private tutoring for math because you're behind. You should be happy, it's an investment in you. Couldn't go to the class trips, couldn't go to parties, couldn't date anybody, even if I wanted to. Continued all the way up through college, just these are things that smart people get to do. If you just were better, I wouldn't have to push you so hard. And uh school for better or worse, it's a place that my father didn't interact with me directly.
SPEAKER_17So I guess in some ways it was a break, but I mean...
SPEAKER_12you're you seemed free, there was a literal moment where you were the only person I saw. And it had nothing to do with you at school, with whoever the fuck they were, Haruka. Don't even know who that is. Uh some weirdo.
SPEAKER_15She was one of the athletes. And but that doesn't matter.
SPEAKER_12Ugh. And whoever Rin is, they sound dumb. Did they beat me in grade? No. They'll beat me up for being the smartest. Well, obviously they're shit at what they did. But It didn't matter about them, and it didn't matter about anything else. When I saw you, and everything seemed to click, was when I saw you drawing. Cause at that moment, I don't know what your dad's talking about, you not being smart as your brother. Cause fuck me, did I just hate you for a minute? Cause no matter how much I drew and how much time I spent dealing with art, I watched you and you just did it. I I went home that day and I tried to draw the exact thing you drew, and I had a breakdown.
SPEAKER_09Oh no.
SPEAKER_12Because I just could not do it. And then every time in art class I would watch you draw. And I would freak out about how I couldn't do it. Until it got to a point that I wasn't freaking out anymore. I was just watching. If your dad thinks you don't have talent or you're not smart or anything like that, he's a fucking moron because you are a genius. I don't know how you do it. And it pains me. Well, if that's I got into the egg mainly due to an art scholarship.
SPEAKER_05What? Good for you. I think. You came back out, so I don't know whether. Did it upset you that I called it the prison egg? Did you like it in there?
SPEAKER_12He seems to just head goes down as he. It's not really that great. Okay, but fantastic. Not because of the egg. But regardless, I got into that and I felt like such a goddamn fraud. Cause the more I looked at every piece of art I created, and the more people were like, This is awesome, all I could sit there and think is, I'm not the best. Your brother? If that's how he makes you feel, I can see how frustrating that is. But at the same time, I think in time when things became what they were, I just started to feel like maybe it didn't. I didn't have to be the best. I didn't have to compare to you anymore. I couldn't compare to you. Not there. And so eventually I just started thinking, who am I?
SPEAKER_17And what was the answer?
SPEAKER_01I'm working that out.
SPEAKER_09Okay.
SPEAKER_12But right now, I'm the guy sitting on a really weak ass mattress with no blankets on it.
SPEAKER_08Bro!
SPEAKER_12In a cute girl's apartment that her Digimon has stolen all her shit out of and put in with a dead body.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_12And she can't even fucking cook. What a sad life.
SPEAKER_18You called me cute.
SPEAKER_12I also said you can't cook.
SPEAKER_18Which is true.
SPEAKER_12I really I really neg the shit out of you. There's no- I also called that sad.
SPEAKER_05It it is. Sorry, I don't get offended by the truth. People have said multiple times with you, with Lena, with Keo, like, oh, they're being mean. I hope they didn't say anything that upset you. Don't worry about it and whatever. And it's like. Why would I be upset? I'm not as good at you I as you I do suck. Like, whatever the thing is, that they're they're shouting at me. Yeah, it's true.
SPEAKER_12The moment that you think that's true, you're fucking kidding yourself.
SPEAKER_05What?
SPEAKER_12Because you're way cooler than Keomori.
SPEAKER_05Oh, she didn't say she was cooler than me. She said, We're not on the same team because I'm better than you, which is true.
SPEAKER_12That's not true at all.
SPEAKER_05It is.
SPEAKER_12She's not better than you. She's a piece of shit.
SPEAKER_05I've been doing this for a week. Objectively, skill-wise, she is.
SPEAKER_12Skill-wise, she's a piece of shit. Fuck her.
SPEAKER_05I disagree, but I think she's dumb. Because she left you guys behind, and you've been more welcoming than pretty much any other group of people that I've met. Like, she could have had something incredibly valuable and she threw it away for what? Prestige? I don't that stuff doesn't matter.
SPEAKER_07Anyway.
SPEAKER_00That's right. Stuff doesn't matter.
SPEAKER_17Thank you for what you said about my art.
SPEAKER_05You probably don't remember all of the stuff that I made, and that's fine. There was a while there in like our second year where I was trying to talk to you through paper.
SPEAKER_12He pulls out his sapatama, moves something across. It is glitching heavily as he goes in and throws it to you. Uh, it is a photo album.
unknownWhat?
SPEAKER_12You look it's art. Those are all the pieces I tried to recreate. None of them are right. Is it pictures of all of it?
SPEAKER_05Is it pictures of my art or pictures of his attempt?
SPEAKER_12It's a picture of his attempt at your art.
SPEAKER_05Okay.
SPEAKER_12From when you were in school.
SPEAKER_05She's gonna swipe through that while she's listening to him until she gets to the C one that I've written a description of. I'm telling you that because there's like a hologram screen, so you potentially can see that, but go ahead and keep talking.
SPEAKER_12Mm-hmm. Uh the C one that yeah, you slide through. Uh, it is a whole thing in there. Uh he just goes he goes quiet with it as you look.
SPEAKER_05No, I want to hear what he's saying. I'm just telling you.
SPEAKER_12He's he's not saying anything, he's letting you look.
SPEAKER_09Sure.
SPEAKER_12You get to the one that knew uh the So yeah, I can describe it if you want. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_05Um, so it's an underwater scene. The bottom portion of it is like um a coral reef with animals on it. It's very loose and organic and everything, and there's like uh almost like a light source down towards the bottom, which is weird. You would think that there would be more light at the surface of the water, but it actually gets darker as you get closer to the surface. Um at the surface, there is a mess of like foam and stuff, and then one of the corners, there's the only like symmetrical perfect thing in the painting, which is I'm assuming you have these two, but we have like these plastic ring things, so if you buy like a six-pack of drinks, they'll have like plastic binding around the necks of the bottles or whatever. If you don't, it's trash. But um, they're perfect symmetrical circles, clear, straight lines. This is the only thing that's precise. The rest of it is loose and organic, and there's places where maybe it's a bit uneven, it's a bit asymmetrical, but any mistakes in the line work are just integrated into the piece itself.
SPEAKER_13And she just stares at it. Well, at his version of it, but that's what it looks like.
SPEAKER_12His version? So a lot of his art looking at this, he's good. He's really good. However, looking at it, it literally feels like someone has taken a piece of art and thrown it into like an AI, essentially. It's like it's cleaner, it's lines are better, things are just like outright. If you like put it there, it's picture realistic. It doesn't feel right. Like, it doesn't convey anything that you were there, the uh the like things in view, the th uh all the things you were talking about are sort of like lesser defined because they're so defined.
SPEAKER_11The plastic rings floating there are now a lot heavily visible withn amidst the foam.
SPEAKER_12The uh sunset, its colour hue has been changed ever so slightly to be more realistic, but not there. It's the factor of someone painting without the feeling.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, I wrote down technically correct, but no soul. Because I think that's basically what you're saying.
SPEAKER_11Essentially.
SPEAKER_12He walks over, takes his sapatama, moves it across, uh, and sends you a picture. This is not a picture of the thing he just showed you. This is a picture of the real one. How do you think I copied you? I'll tell you. I took pictures of all of your things. Hoping I would get some sort of understanding of how to do it.
SPEAKER_07I uh my parents did not communicate that I only had 48 hours to get my stuff out of my room when I left. I moved out on a Saturday and set up here and went to work on a Monday, and then went back to their house the next weekend, and my father had thrown all of my stuff in the incinerator. I didn't bring the painting because I thought it would get damaged in my car. And he burned it.
SPEAKER_17I'm not going to my mother's birthday party.
SPEAKER_07For my family to work. And the moment it stops being okay to talk about me like this in order to treat my stuff like this, then I'm going to get angry. And I can't afford to get angry at the only people that I have, but they're not the only people anymore.
SPEAKER_01That's right.
SPEAKER_07I can't believe you still had it. I never took a picture because I had the real one, you know.
SPEAKER_12Yeah, fuck you for that. Would have been way easier to copy if I had the real one. Seen every brush stroke. How to do every bit.
SPEAKER_06I thought about recreating it, but it was meant to tell my parents that I cannot live in captivity.
SPEAKER_07And they burned it. And there's a poetry in like my greatest attempt to try to communicate me. Destroy. I just don't have the heart to do it again.
SPEAKER_00You don't have to.
SPEAKER_05In a while because all of my paint I uh splattered across my balcony a few days ago, and I am not gonna be able to afford more for a bit, because I have loan payments.
SPEAKER_01I don't really paint much anymore. Just a draw now.
SPEAKER_17Just an offer.
SPEAKER_01I appreciate it.
SPEAKER_17Yeah.
SPEAKER_12Like Sure, you're always dumb.
SPEAKER_17I know.
SPEAKER_12Yeah. But you're not dumb, dumb.
SPEAKER_03Just you know gonna have to come along behind all of your insults, because I will just accept them all as true.
SPEAKER_12Well then. Keep telling you which ones are s oh which ones are wrong.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_05Um. But yeah, I told you you uh You beat me for the first art contest because I half-assed it. Sorry, that sounds arrogant. I did half-ass it, and you beat me.
SPEAKER_12Don't worry. I know.
SPEAKER_05Okay. Well, it was like I know you half-assed it.
SPEAKER_12I was pissed. You didn't even for days.
SPEAKER_05I'm sorry. I didn't know there was competition. I never half-assed it again after that, if that makes you feel like that.
SPEAKER_12That's the problem. There was no competition to you. To me, it's all that mattered.
SPEAKER_05No, I mean, like, that was our first one of high school. You didn't go to middle school with me. You saw what the other kids in our class were capable of. I used to win first without trying.
SPEAKER_12I know. That's why I was pissed. Why? Because you because even though I won, I could tell I didn't deserve to win.
SPEAKER_05You did. The first one I could tell the Hey, I let you talk.
SPEAKER_12No, you go ahead. You go ahead.
SPEAKER_05The first one was like a scene from daily life and whatever. So not only did your piece stick out because all of the stupid rich kids are like drawing a car or a pool or something dumb.
SPEAKER_02But like.
SPEAKER_05Sorry. Just like walking down the hallway and it's stupid rich stuff, stupid rich stuff, stupid rich stuff. Mine's even stupid rich stuff. And then you had like a plant growing out of a crack in the concrete and a pothole full of water with this oil sheen on it, and the iridescence on the oil. Has bothered me since the beginning. Because, because your your transition of me between colors is like really subtle. And it was exactly how it looks. And I thought this guy actually sees the world when he looks at it. You know? Actually hears when he listens, is not just living in a daze like these other people. And I still can't do gradients like you. That's why don't use colored pencils because they suck. But it was striking and it was different. Huh?
SPEAKER_12Nah. That's just another thing. It's just it's just technique. It's just shit I'd read, things I learned. You know what that uh that whole thing was supposed to be daily life?
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_12I've never even seen something like that. What? That wasn't my daily life. That was just bullshit.
SPEAKER_07But the veins on the leaf was just like.
SPEAKER_12I was meticulous. But I'd never seen anything like that. I'd never thought of anything like that. I just got reference images, put them together, because I knew that would win. I have been everything. If I drew my fucking daily life, it wouldn't be as fun as that. Wouldn't be beautiful. What did you want me to draw? Kid with burn marks on his skin? Uh cupboard with nails in it? Ain't nobody gonna give that first place.
SPEAKER_17Cupboard with nails?
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_15What's that for?
SPEAKER_01So you don't keep moving.
SPEAKER_17If your parents weren't dead, I would never mind.
SPEAKER_01Don't Don't go there.
SPEAKER_17I already did on Friday, but you know, maybe we don't need to talk about that.
SPEAKER_01We definitely don't need to talk about that.
SPEAKER_09Okay.
SPEAKER_01My parents were messed up. They weren't great people, but they didn't deserve what happened. Nobody did.
SPEAKER_09Okay.
SPEAKER_12This is too fucking deep.
SPEAKER_01Sorry.
SPEAKER_12We should go. Tom and Aga said we should go to cafe, and then I told him I don't have money, and he said cafe serves water. So could we go to a cafe?
SPEAKER_04We go to a cafe, I'm gonna wanna buy stuff.
SPEAKER_12Hmm.
SPEAKER_05Would you take it?
SPEAKER_12It's not good then. Let's go for a walk in the park.
SPEAKER_05Have you eaten today?
SPEAKER_12Yeah, I hadn't uh I had the same thing you just did.
SPEAKER_05Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_12I don't cook and not eat.
SPEAKER_05Well, you did with the bananas.
SPEAKER_12Uh that's work. You don't get high on your own supply. Also Yeah, that's that's a quick way to lose business.
SPEAKER_05Okay.
SPEAKER_12I have been eavesdropping the whole time.
SPEAKER_05That's fine. I just wanted to make sure my brother wasn't coming back. Okay, great, cool. Uh, the donuts that are still here were for you. I was really excited that yesterday was our first day as friends. And so I bought them. So we were gonna hang out yesterday morning, and then I did not offer your portion to Lena because I don't need her knowing that some days I just eat sugar. But if you want them, uh, there's still like three.
SPEAKER_01I ain't gonna say no to free shit.
SPEAKER_17Okay. They're in the kitchen.
SPEAKER_12Takes them. Gives them to Flame Liz who puts them in the bag that they had previously.
SPEAKER_02Good. Yeah, we can go walk in the park, sure.
SPEAKER_12Sounds good. So, over the course of the next few hours, you go for a walk in the park. Is there anything else you would do on your agenda? It's pretty you know, nice, not crazy. Um There's moments that use talk between. If you if you want to say anything, you could.
SPEAKER_05I think if we're going to a park, if it has a playground, I am probably going to play with my Digimon. Oh, it does. Like push them on the swims and stuff. Because they're still kids, after all.
SPEAKER_12You do, and they have a wonderful time. Uh yeah, honestly, hours spring by. I'm not gonna go deep into the depths of the game.
SPEAKER_18Yeah, this is like have a 10, 12 hour long thing.
SPEAKER_12Yeah. Um nothing special happens whilst you're playing with them at the park. It's pretty decent, pretty chill. Fun day.
SPEAKER_05So I'm gonna have to eat again eventually. And uh I I don't think I want to see my family today. I was going to go to the party. I honestly plan to tell you, like, hey, I need to be done at five. Um but that didn't work out. So I can I don't know if you want to just keep hanging out, but I can figure out what to do for dinner. But, um, there's you don't want to somewhere I need to take you at nine o'clock.
SPEAKER_12Alright. What are we spending the whole day together?
SPEAKER_05Uh maybe.
SPEAKER_01Alright. That's fine.
SPEAKER_05Can I buy you dinner since I actually have money? It would be weird for me to buy food and then eat it in front of you.
SPEAKER_12You could make us dinner. That's a good idea.
SPEAKER_00You can buy us dinner, but today only.
SPEAKER_05Okay. But condition before the next cooking lesson, you go grocery shopping. And uh you help me figure out what I need to actually buy, because I don't know what goes in anything.
SPEAKER_12I'll get Tom and I'll get to send you a list.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_12I'd send you a list myself, but I don't understand texting. I never will.
SPEAKER_05If you get him to if Okay, what are the odds he's just gonna show up with all of his stuff purchased for me so that I don't have to do it? I worry.
SPEAKER_12That's a 50-50 chance. But that's the world we live in.
SPEAKER_02Okay, well. Whatever.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Um don't worry about it.
SPEAKER_05You sure you're not like I don't know. Bored annoyed, miserable, uncomfortable, any of that stuff. What would I Because it's me?
SPEAKER_12Why would I be miserable?
SPEAKER_05Because it's me. And I'm lame.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, you're lame, but you're not like boring.
SPEAKER_05Please tell me you're not just like here because you need entertained, and I'm entertaining. I already have somebody else who just treats me like entertainment.
SPEAKER_12If I needed you because you're entertaining, I would be shit out of luck as fuck. You are so lame.
SPEAKER_05You can say it, it's okay. Yeah, uh, he only seems to be happy when I am actively stressed out or overwhelmed or run down. Which he thinks is entertaining. Uh I realize That sounds stupid. Yeah. Oh, hey, just in case, um Does it make sense to you that sometimes I need time to rest after stuff's been really stressful and I don't want to just go do adventures every day, all day.
SPEAKER_12I I couldn't give a fuck.
SPEAKER_09Yeah, it's fine.
SPEAKER_12If you you need a rest, you need a rest. That's just like vectors. Yeah. That gives us time to hang out.
SPEAKER_11Hell yeah, buddy.
SPEAKER_05Also got called boring.
SPEAKER_12That's just because you're boring. Hey, she's not boring Flame Whiz. I'm sure he's lame.
SPEAKER_14Boring him though.
SPEAKER_12I am pretty bored here.
SPEAKER_11And she hasn't interacted with me, like once.
SPEAKER_14Sorry. What would you like to do? We'll walk over to him.
SPEAKER_12Well, first off, you've you've given Tojuro a heart-to-heart. Where's my heart to heart? Oh, sorry, buddy. He stopped walking off.
SPEAKER_05Okay.
SPEAKER_12Okay.
SPEAKER_05Um, do either one of you guys want to hang out with Tojiro right now? Just checking. This is your chance.
SPEAKER_12Whispy goes back to the playground.
SPEAKER_05That's what I thought.
SPEAKER_18Gem? Playground with Wispy?
SPEAKER_11Uh-huh.
SPEAKER_18Or go meet.
SPEAKER_11Yes, please.
SPEAKER_18Alright! Cool.
SPEAKER_11Okay.
SPEAKER_12Hit me with the deep emotion.
SPEAKER_18Sure. Yours or mine?
SPEAKER_12Yours, yours. I mean I'm waiting for you to start crying so I can dispense wisdom.
SPEAKER_16Okay. But before I start.
SPEAKER_05Uh I'm never gonna tell anybody about your s your smoke form or your fire form, even though they were both adorable. Okay? It's fine.
SPEAKER_11You better not. You better not.
SPEAKER_05I'm not. I I'm glad you're okay. I just thought you were really cute. And I don't know why you don't like those forms, but you don't get to call me cute! Yeah, I do.
SPEAKER_11Not cute. I'm cool!
SPEAKER_05Hey, we're in a heart-to-heart! I get to see what I feel, man! That's how this works.
SPEAKER_11That's not how this works! You don't get to call me cute!
SPEAKER_05But yeah, no, just the little forms. I drew the picture of you because I thought you looked really awesome when you were making that fireball, and I actually took a picture even though it was in the middle of the fight, and I feel a little bit bad about it, but man, did it help with the details?
SPEAKER_18I haven't had time to get to the second artwork you requested, though, yet, I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_11I what? Find you impossible. How dare you not have it ready to go?
SPEAKER_07Yesterday was a rough day.
SPEAKER_11It doesn't matter how rough the day is, you still get the work done. I take care of- Do you think we don't have rough days?
SPEAKER_02I don't know.
SPEAKER_11We have all the rough days.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_11I've been out here going crazy with uh Tojuro and me fighting over bananas for the last 70 weeks. But we still get it done.
SPEAKER_05See, you know, I bought you the bananas you wanted so you could make a test run of the product your way and see if it did actually sell better. Give me a cut of the profits if you feel like it. I don't need that, but it was just, you know.
SPEAKER_12You don't get my money!
SPEAKER_04We didn't want charity.
SPEAKER_18I was just anyway. It's fine.
SPEAKER_12It's fine, it's fine. Now hurry up with the life-altering uh field trip.
SPEAKER_18Life altering stuff, okay.
SPEAKER_12Lena got one, Amanaga had one, where's my one?
SPEAKER_05I'm not sure what you'd even be interested in.
SPEAKER_12Dispense some wisdom.
SPEAKER_05Wait, you want I thought you wouldn't dispense wisdom to me.
SPEAKER_11No, no, because you changed their lives, so you have to have been saying something, right?
SPEAKER_05Wait, I changed their lives. What?
SPEAKER_12Yeah, do you not notice that? No. I'm the only person with eyes on this team.
SPEAKER_05I mean, to be fair, I don't know them from before I knew them. And I don't know what they're like when I'm not around because I'm always around when I'm around. But okay. Um I really want to know why you don't like your little forms. They're just a little forms.
SPEAKER_10It's not me. I'm me.
SPEAKER_05How's it not you? We all have sides of ourselves that aren't great, but like you will always be this, even if you're little.
SPEAKER_12Do you like being little you?
SPEAKER_05It's not my favorite, but I know it's gonna pass.
SPEAKER_11What a that's that's not an answer. Then you're not okay with being little you! You wanna become big you.
SPEAKER_05I guess. But I'm not embarrassed of little me, because it's just a part. If I was, I wouldn't be crying in front of people.
SPEAKER_11Then why would you be why did you cry in front of Tojuro about how bad it was back when you were kids?
SPEAKER_05Just I feel safe enough to actually let him know that I get hurt by stuff. I don't have a lot of people that I feel that safe with.
SPEAKER_11See, that was that was the kind of like little You're not really changing my life with this information.
SPEAKER_05I don't think I changed their lives either. But I just wanted you to know no matter what you look like, I still see this, she gestures at him. When I look at you. If you get bigger or smaller, you're still this, and you're still really, really cool.
SPEAKER_12I am pretty cool.
SPEAKER_05I know.
SPEAKER_11But I'm cool as I am, not as I was.
SPEAKER_05Why just like this?
SPEAKER_00Okay then.
SPEAKER_05What? You're not gonna tell me.
SPEAKER_00I don't know anymore.
SPEAKER_18It's okay.
SPEAKER_12This field trip is over. My life-changing field trip didn't change my life. No, I'm sorry, buddy. That sucks.
SPEAKER_08Change the other people's lives. I don't think that's real.
SPEAKER_12There's time goes on, uh, you go into the night, you go have a meal. At some point you would get uh your supper timer would start blowing up unless you turned it to like do not disturb.
SPEAKER_05Is it my family?
SPEAKER_12It is your uh it is your father, mainly.
SPEAKER_17What time is it?
SPEAKER_12Around five, five thirty when the first call comes in.
SPEAKER_05I'm thinking does he leave a voicemail?
SPEAKER_12No, he just hangs up and calls again. Just over and over.
SPEAKER_05I wanna set my phone to do not disturb after the third one.
SPEAKER_17Just put it back in my pocket.
SPEAKER_12So Drew doesn't ask questions as the night becomes uh you have a decent meal, a good time as you head into that night.
SPEAKER_18We're keeping company with that.
SPEAKER_12You're good. Doesn't affect me. I'm happy to hang out.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_12Seems like an easy thing to do.
SPEAKER_05You would think. Okay.
SPEAKER_18Um, do you wanna know where we're going beforehand, or do you want to be surprised when we get there?
SPEAKER_03Because you trust me enough to go, apparently, which is good.
SPEAKER_12I don't need to know where we're going.
SPEAKER_03Okay.
SPEAKER_01I trust you.
SPEAKER_04Might regret that. I'm gonna take him to the bar.
SPEAKER_12You take him to the bar as he. I know this bar. Lena comes here all the time.
SPEAKER_18She does. We're going in the back.
SPEAKER_12Why are we going in the back?
SPEAKER_04I know a guy, and I'm gonna open the back door, go into the storage room, move the barrel, and go down the ladder.
SPEAKER_12Please head down the ladder. Head down. Uh, as you come into the space here. Oh.
SPEAKER_05Ah! I what happened to me? I just moved myself there I am. Clustering my people on the left, there would be space for Tojiro.
SPEAKER_18Oh, stand like Ezra.
SPEAKER_12Tojuro, Flame Wisp. All come in as this place is packed full. They're not here.
SPEAKER_08I was wondering.
SPEAKER_12Like, oh just a fuck ton of people all around, people sitting down drinking, all of that. Music is playing as Sojura looks around and sees flies as he. Oh my god! Oh my god, it's Vex playing! Oh my god! I don't know what this morning.
SPEAKER_05I thought since it didn't work out yesterday.
SPEAKER_12I'm gonna try and get a spots. I'm gonna try and get a spots into the stage. You get us drinks! Keep pushing. They try and push through a mosh bit of people.
SPEAKER_08Oh, a couple of words at the box.
SPEAKER_12Uh Gemmon runs in after Tojuro.
SPEAKER_08Oh, okay. Sure.
SPEAKER_12Uh I'll put her over there. But as you're there, Wispy does stand there for a second before Wispy looks around and just flies off this way. Excitedly.
SPEAKER_05Oh, okay. Like good excited.
SPEAKER_12It seems like it. Okay, can I get you some drinks?
SPEAKER_05Uh yeah. Um. Can you just give me a couple of beers? Nothing fancier.
SPEAKER_01Sure. There's two beers out.
SPEAKER_18Hang on a second, I'm gonna just uh peek around the corner and see where my Digimon is gone. I'm right here.
SPEAKER_12You see him up here, looking down this way, talking to someone.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_12Uh who is hidden by Villa. You see him. You actually hear some like noise coming from here.
SPEAKER_05Okay. Uh yeah, what do I what do I owe you?
SPEAKER_12He is bartender.
SPEAKER_05What do I owe you?
SPEAKER_12Nothing. I'm the house.
SPEAKER_05Thank you. I'm gonna pick him up. And like I'm on the stairs.
SPEAKER_18I know where Tojiro's going, so I'm gonna just uh come down the hall a little bit after wispy and just see.
SPEAKER_05If I can get all the way up that I can see the person, I'm gonna do it.
SPEAKER_12You'd have to get about here before you see the person.
SPEAKER_18I mean, if nobody reacts as I'm approaching, I'm gonna do it.
SPEAKER_12You get there. As walking up you ke. Well, ain't this as sad as you would see polio looking back at you. And that's where we're gonna end the session.
SPEAKER_08Fuck this boy.
SPEAKER_04I thought you were dead, and then I'm like, Shelby doesn't know that. Oh, right.
SPEAKER_11Uh well Well, hell.
SPEAKER_16Yeah.
SPEAKER_12Meanwhile, in the digital world running from running from death.
SPEAKER_05Who's running from death?
SPEAKER_12Everyone.
SPEAKER_05We won the fight! Pio's mad at me! Pio's mad at me.
SPEAKER_08And I'm looking forward to seeing my dark dig evolution.
SPEAKER_01Oh, it's coming. It's coming.
SPEAKER_12Uh the good thing is, meanwhile.
SPEAKER_09Yeah.
SPEAKER_12Elsewhere.
SPEAKER_18Oh, it's the server room or whatever.
SPEAKER_12As a figure walks in, looking down as they spin around on the thing, as it lights up the same indicator, I believe it was this one, that indicated the world that uh good old Sangamon went to, as Varl Island comes up, as this person looks down as they anomaly detect it. As it zooms in, zooms in, zooms in, as Orcumon sits over the top of uh sits over the top of uh Cherimon. As it dispensing the royal knights.
SPEAKER_17Sounds fine.
SPEAKER_12That's where we're gonna end the session.
SPEAKER_18Well that was an emotional roller coaster for me.
SPEAKER_05And I wonder if the thing that uh Flame Wiz said at the end about me changing people's lives means that Leo's figured out what my element is. Or crest I get or whatever. Fingers crossed.
SPEAKER_18Hopefully the concert goes well. I almost don't want to talk to Polio because I don't want the plots to interact. I just I just want to go back and be fine and pretend that tomorrow's not gonna be a disaster because I chose not to answer the call from my father.
SPEAKER_05It occurred to me after session that it could be something really bad, like mom had a heart attack and she's in the hospital or something. Hope not! See you next week. Bye.
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